Oatcake Shocker

[swampySCFC]

Oatcake HQ must be quaking tonight as hundreds of dissatisfied readers threaten to report the editors to trading standards officials in the city.

Apparently in an attempt to head off the credit crunch and save money for the annual Xmas piss up in Delilahs, Oatcake HQ have told printers to omit certain pages for the game against the Baggies, leaving avid supporters and regular Oatie fans reflecting the fact and that these sly tactics have conspired to reduce their match day experience.

Martin Smith was reported as saying that it was nowt do with him. It was a cynical reprisal from Dodgy Bri who anticipated the volume of criticism but unfortunately chose the wrong pages.

[powchirper]

Mine was a full magazine and had some good piss takes of the Braziliants, ie, the know your stereotypes article was really spot on, and the Marksman was spookily spot on as well with the bitter lemons. ;D