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Post by sirpineapple89 on Jan 10, 2008 23:23:05 GMT
...that they're Real bastarding Madrid.
I was at the gym on Monday and a few of us were talking about the Stoke game that we'd all watched. The Liverpool and Man United 'fans' agreed that Stoke were the better but there was one Crewe fanny that couldn't bring himself to admit the fact that we were better and that we're having a good season thus far.
So, having insisted that Newcastle were the superior side somebody asked the poor, dillusional Crewe fan whose position he'd rather be in; Stoke's or Crewe's. Obviously, being an idiot, he said that he'd rather be in Crewe's position (17th in League One!) than in ours because Crewe 'play football' and insisting that he couldn't and wouldn't want to watch Stoke every week. I have been to a few Crewe games in the past and, if my memory serves me correctly, they pass it about in their own half for about 3 hours, going absolutely nowhere, before being hurried into playing some sort of telling pass, and then fucking it up and then usually losing, conceding 4 goals in the process. Yes, sir, superb football! Surely he should be locked in a padded cell if his main aim is to watch 'football' at the bottom of League One rather than challenging for promotion to the Premiership.
So, Mr 'we play such entertaining football' have fun playing against your Oldham Athletics' and your Yeovil Towns' whilst we chase promotion to one of the best leagues in the world. Fucking clueless helmet.
I'm sure not all (12 of them) Crewe fans are quite so bitter but this guy came across as a first class, stainless steel bell end.
Good night and God bless.
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Post by 4kmestoke on Jan 10, 2008 23:31:48 GMT
There is a rumor that a single decent Crewe fan actually exisits. It is a rumor mind!
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Post by KevinWhimper on Jan 11, 2008 0:44:48 GMT
stainless steel bellend haha
classic
have some karma for that my friend
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Post by Onneravineet on Jan 11, 2008 8:12:56 GMT
At the gym... working the GUNS aye! 997...998..999...1000!! ;D
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Post by Stick It On Cort's Head on Jan 11, 2008 9:42:06 GMT
gotta love crewe fans
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Post by Joey Starr on Jan 11, 2008 10:01:03 GMT
Must be very enjoyable to watch such a wholesome righteous team from a bus shelter every week especially if you live on the "Cheshire Border" (Kidsgrove usually)
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Post by ted1965 on Jan 11, 2008 10:12:14 GMT
I knew this thread was incorrect when reading Crwho fans still think, it's a well known fact any Crwho fan who manages a thought immediately changes his club.
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Post by bayernoatcake on Jan 11, 2008 10:15:24 GMT
Crwho?
;D Why does it do that?
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Post by Joey Starr on Jan 11, 2008 10:56:23 GMT
Typical 'Cheshire Border' attitude:
'Who d'ya follow then?"
"Crwho . . . . . . . .and Liverpool"
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