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Post by bunnyscfc on Nov 23, 2008 13:16:37 GMT
You can picture it, can't you... Voiceover: We now turn to our judges...Craig Revell-Horwood CRH: Fantastic performance from The Baggies. They weaved intricate pretty patterss all over one half of the dancefloor and showed exquisite technique. THAT'S showbiz and THAT's entertainment. Bruce Forsyth: But they didn't have a shot Craig CRH: Bruce darling <flicks back of mullett>, competitions are all about how good you look and The Baggies are serious style contenders in my eyes. BF: Arlene.... Arlene Phillips: <puts down make-up encrusted trowel under desk> Tony Moanbray's team gave us a totally tantalising, tasteful and towering performance of how to do that dance. It was quite literally a superbly sensuous and spellbinding showing of keep-ball from the Simmering Smethwick Samba Boys. The way that Scott Carson finished the piece by standing rigidly still showed what lean thighs he has - mmm, yummy, <insert other slobbering old slapper noises> Bruce: Now over to you Len Len Goodman: Crikey, strike a light and no mistake Guvnor, ain't the queen Mam got a laverly smile? BF: Er, how did you think they did Len LG: Blarmey, I ain't 'ad such a good knees up fer donkeys. 'Dem Baggie Boys were bossing their own penalty area from start to finish. It was a little on-epaced for my liking guvnor, but you can take it from me, me ol' china, that's what style is all abaaaart. BF: and now, lastly, to Bruno... Bruno Tonioli: Watching The Throstles play football is like making mad passionate love to a flame-haired vixen. The way they started, gentle teasing around their own penalty spot was a tantalising taste of what Blackpool can expect to see next season. They continued to smoulder, rarely making a fowards move, but they didn't have to. They were quite literally making 2,600 people go absolutely crazy at one end of the dancefloor. They had so many touches I felt that my groin was like Versuvius, ready to explode with lust...etc. BF: Right judges, your points for West Brom CRH: None AP: None LG: None BT: None |
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Post by Anto1962 on Nov 23, 2008 13:18:57 GMT
;D ;D ;D ;D love the len.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 23, 2008 13:19:58 GMT
could have been an article in the oatie
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Post by RICH68 on Nov 23, 2008 13:27:35 GMT
Bunnyscfc,u ought to be on telly mate
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Post by bayernoatcake on Nov 23, 2008 13:35:28 GMT
Heres how they ended their dance!   |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 23, 2008 13:38:27 GMT
mowbray all suited and booted with a blonde bimbo in toe
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Post by LDE76 on Nov 23, 2008 13:44:45 GMT
How many games without a win for the Baggies?  "Se-ven!" |
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Post by bunnyscfc on Nov 23, 2008 13:56:07 GMT
I do a Friday piece in the Sentinel - thinking of expanding on this a tad for this week.
Love LDE's post.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 23, 2008 16:19:56 GMT
quite quite briliant !
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Post by donaldingleton on Nov 23, 2008 16:52:58 GMT
This has just got to be one of the funniest posts on this board for a very long time (if not the funniest EVER!)
Can't wait for the losers interview with Claudia tomorrow!!! d.
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Post by Beardy200 on Nov 23, 2008 16:57:50 GMT
That post just begs one very obvious question .....
DO YOU ACTUALLY WATCH THAT SHIT?
If the game yesterday was dross then there isn't a word yet invented that could describe my feelings to that shower of shite pretending to be entertainment.
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Post by Pedropotter on Nov 23, 2008 17:01:37 GMT
That post just begs one very obvious question ..... DO YOU ACTUALLY WATCH THAT SHIT? If the game yesterday was dross then there isn't a word yet invented that could describe my feelings to that shower of shite pretending to be entertainment. Tell that to the 12,000,000 that watched it last night. |
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Post by Beardy200 on Nov 23, 2008 17:08:03 GMT
One word ... deluded. The same dozy fuckers watch Big Brother, I'm a Celebrity, Dancing on Ice, Hells Kitchen blah blah blah. Just full of Z list celebrities, has beens and wannabes trying to get in the limelight as their talent can't keep them there ... for all the millions who lap it up it'll never cease to amaze me.
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Post by RICH68 on Nov 23, 2008 17:14:24 GMT
TrumptonPotter,if the sight of half dressed women shaking their bits across your tv screen doesn`t give you a bit of a twitch,then there`s no hope for you !!!!
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Post by th05 on Nov 23, 2008 17:22:26 GMT
Very good.
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Post by Beardy200 on Nov 23, 2008 17:23:16 GMT
See that PC in front of you and the internet thingy you're on. I'm not sure if you're aware but you can have women shaking their bits and other ladies bits all over your screen if that's what you want. But then again maybe you have a thing for Esther Rantzen, Janet Street-Porter or even Leo Sayer or whatever other freaks they've got on there this year. Each to their own i suppose but personally i couldn't give a monkeys how well Michaeal Jackson can skate, OJ Simpson can dance or how the Queen can take a dump in a bush |
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Post by knowingeye on Nov 23, 2008 17:35:41 GMT
They wouldn't get on X Factor! Not that I've seen that or other similar tv "reality" shows. What's real about them?
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Post by Deleted on Nov 23, 2008 17:39:08 GMT
Bunny,
That's funny but it's not very relevant given that yesterday there was no style and no entertainment from West Brom. Boring Boring Baggies should be their new song.
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Post by bunnyscfc on Nov 23, 2008 17:53:35 GMT
sgs,
true, but it does and will be modified quite a bit.
Trumpton, quite agree, but with 2 young kids how can I stop Saturday night being RealityTVville when I've been on the pop and watching my team the previous 6 hours?
When I get in from Stoke I do not want to be cerebally challenged - that's why I married my missus, lol.
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Post by daverichards on Nov 23, 2008 19:06:29 GMT
bunny thats funny, but should come with a warning about not having a mouth full of food whilst reading, nearly spat my desert over the PC trying not to laugh with a full mouth
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