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Post by vestanpance on Nov 18, 2008 13:43:11 GMT
Am i alone in hating this fat spanish waiter?
I've just read a piece from Benitez saying that he is unhappy that Capello dragged Gerrard down to London to check his fitness, and that in future the England Manager should take his word for it.
Oh yeah, right.
To me, Benitez encapsulates everything in the Premier League i despise. He has single-handedly destroyed Liverpool's long held association with home grown players (not fucking ONE in his reserve team at Spurs, despite them winning the FA Youth Cup twice recently), opting instead to spunk fortunes on crap Spanish imports to make him feel better. Every time Liverpool lose it's somebody else's fault and every time the referee makes a mistake he over him like shit on a blanket, yet when Gerrad falls over like a twat in the box when they are losing, he chooses not to comment. Combined with the fact that he demands £80 million a year on players so they can finish 4th. Again.
Manuel, if you didn't fucking lie about Gerrard's fitness every time there was an England game, then Capello wouldn't have to check for himself would he? What is the betting he is miraculously fit for Liverpool at the weekend?
To summarise, i fucking hate Rafael Benitez, the fat Spanish fat fucking talentless fat beard wearing fat twatter.
Thank You.
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Post by mamaslength on Nov 18, 2008 13:53:18 GMT
Well Stephen Darby came on at RB mate. He's a scouser.
Yes, maybe Rafa is a bit of a cunt. But to be honest mate, your post is fairly uneducated... and poorly written too. alot of your facts are way out.
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Post by vestanpance on Nov 18, 2008 13:57:36 GMT
Of course my fucking facts are out. That's why it was entitled "Irrational". If I was rational about it, I would conclude he is in fact a relatively talented foreign manager working under difficult circumstances.
As it is, i'm not. As such, he's a fat Spanish waiter. I trust this clears up any confusion that may have arisen from my post.
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Post by lordb on Nov 18, 2008 14:00:33 GMT
goatess are nearly always wrong too (MIng teh merciless apart).
Benitez? boo hiss e.t.c.
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Post by vestanpance on Nov 18, 2008 14:01:55 GMT
I think we can all agree Ming pulled it off lord B
and the beard.
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Post by Beardy200 on Nov 18, 2008 14:02:24 GMT
Well Stephen Darby came on at RB mate. He's a scouser. Yes, maybe Rafa is a bit of a ****. But to be honest mate, your post is fairly uneducated... and poorly written too. alot of your facts are way out. Well instead of throwing insults around why don't you clarify some of these facts that he is way out on and explain why it is so poorly written. Compared to most of the grammar i read on here that was a B+ at the very least surely? Plus i very rarely hear an un-educated person using words such as encapsulated. It may be a strange post and if he got it wrong as he didn't know an english RB came on as sub for the last 10 minutes or so i'd be more than willing to forgive him as the rest of the post seems pretty accurate to me. |
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Post by lordb on Nov 18, 2008 14:02:44 GMT
theres a joke about Flash somewhere put I cant put my finger on it
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Post by Will_75 on Nov 18, 2008 14:03:38 GMT
I have to question your use of the word irrational. I think you'll find the rational response to his gammon-cheeked shit-bearded face appearing on your telly to whinge about yet another perceived slight it outright hatred.
This also applies to another manager's stupid french looks-like-he-smells-of-fags professor yaffle face
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Post by vestanpance on Nov 18, 2008 14:04:58 GMT
Trumpton, I rather enjoyed his critiqué. Question is, how bereft of social activity would a person have to be to pretend to be a Stoke fan on a message board when clearly you're a Red? ( I think that the Fernando Torres picture sort of gives it away) As for the poorly written and ill educated comments, he's only saying what my teachers used to. I'm inclined to agree with him  |
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Post by mumf14 on Nov 18, 2008 14:05:55 GMT
Sometimes big words don't encapsulate the mood adequately.
I find 'shit' is better especially when referring to Scousers.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 18, 2008 14:07:15 GMT
B+? That’s a first for vestan.
All he ever got at school was a gold star for playing the role of Cinderella in the school play.
P.S. That was one of the first “signs” that made people aware…………this was closely followed by his insistence on being the rear end of the cow in the following School panto.
P.P.S Benitez is a cunt’
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Post by vestanpance on Nov 18, 2008 14:08:24 GMT
I have to question your use of the word irrational. I think you'll find the rational response to his gammon-cheeked shit-bearded face appearing on your telly to whinge about yet another perceived slight it outright hatred. This also applies to another manager's stupid french looks-like-he-smells-of-fags professor yaffle face As far as i'm concerned, this is both technically & factually correct. Although i have no idea what a "yaffle-face" is, i'm sure i can crowbar it into my everyday vocabulary, because it certainly warrants a place. Fucking genius ;D ;D ;D |
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Post by mamaslength on Nov 18, 2008 14:11:05 GMT
Of course my fucking facts are out. That's why it was entitled "Irrational". If I was rational about it, I would conclude he is in fact a relatively talented foreign manager working under difficult circumstances. As it is, i'm not. As such, he's a fat Spanish waiter. I trust this clears up any confusion that may have arisen from my post. Well then, Trumptonpotter... please allow me to refer you to exibit A - see above. a far more accurate analysis from the man who created the thread. ps. where are these alleged insults I've thrown at Vest and Pants? |
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Post by scfc75 on Nov 18, 2008 14:13:20 GMT
As far as i'm concerned, this is both technically & factually correct. Although i have no idea what a "yaffle-face" is, i'm sure i can crowbar it into my everyday vocabulary, because it certainly warrants a place. Fucking genius ;D ;D ;D Arsene Wenger  Professor Yaffle  |
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Post by mamaslength on Nov 18, 2008 14:15:11 GMT
Trumpton, I rather enjoyed his critiqué. Question is, how bereft of social activity would a person have to be to pretend to be a Stoke fan on a message board when clearly you're a Red? ( I think that the Fernando Torres picture sort of gives it away) As for the poorly written and ill educated comments, he's only saying what my teachers used to. I'm inclined to agree with him Bereft of social activity maybe... but not of insight and balanced opinion. I merely admire the player. He's the best in the world in my opinion. I do apologise for this. Naturally one would assume I'm a looneypool fan 'masch'erading as a Potter but alas your wrong. I'm Stoke through and through |
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Post by vestanpance on Nov 18, 2008 14:16:36 GMT
Even better.
Truly fucking brilliant. There's not enough Karma in the world for that comment Wilbur.
And it's not Vest And Pants. It's Vestan Pance. The distinction is there. Ask Wilbur.
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Post by vestanpance on Nov 18, 2008 14:20:52 GMT
mamaslength,
In that case i apologise to you and yours. And next time i post, i will ensure that a sub line states clearly that there may be technical, grammatical & factual errors, lest you have to take me to task once again.
I thank you for your kind attention on this matter, and look forward to further discourse on a variety of topics related to, and affected by, Stoke City Football Club.
Yours Sincerely,
etc etc.
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Post by smapples on Nov 18, 2008 14:25:17 GMT
Seriously now, this board has too many grammar Mongo's already, if its legible and you can read in a flash then it should be fine for any Tom, Dick or Gordon.
I personally hate him too, for an English football team I cant help but think that he hates playing in the premiership and only does enough to get into Europe where he is in his element. Clearly a factually incorrect statement but this board is full of opinions.
As for the Torres picture, why? your on the wrong board here mate.
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Post by Beardy200 on Nov 18, 2008 14:26:37 GMT
Of course my fucking facts are out. That's why it was entitled "Irrational". If I was rational about it, I would conclude he is in fact a relatively talented foreign manager working under difficult circumstances. As it is, i'm not. As such, he's a fat Spanish waiter. I trust this clears up any confusion that may have arisen from my post. Well then, Trumptonpotter... please allow me to refer you to exibit A - see above. a far more accurate analysis from the man who created the thread. ps. where are these alleged insults I've thrown at Vest and Pants? He's just having a laugh and Vestan is the sort of person who doesn't give a monkey's what anyone thinks anyway. BUT ... you said his post was fairly uneducated and poorly written. May not be the biggest insults in the world but it isn't complimentory now is it fella? My main point is if you tell someone there (shit i meant their) post is full of factual errors then maybe clarifying the real truth is always a good idea. If you can't be arsed then why be arsed to post it at all? |
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Post by vestanpance on Nov 18, 2008 14:29:29 GMT
Dear Smapples,
It is my duty to inform you Sir that unfortunately your syntax is incorrect in this statement. In order to be linguistically accurate, you would need to alter "your", to "you're".
I trust this has assisted you and that your future posting will not contain such fuckwittery. I hope you are suitably ashamed and rest assured that i will be contacting your parents at work to inform them their son is a bit backward.
Yours Sincerely,
Vestan Pance.
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Post by mamaslength on Nov 18, 2008 14:30:39 GMT
mamaslength, In that case i apologise to you and yours. And next time i post, i will ensure that a sub line states clearly that there may be technical, grammatical & factual errors, lest you have to take me to task once again. I thank you for your kind attention on this matter, and look forward to further discourse on a variety of topics related to, and affected by, Stoke City Football Club. Yours Sincerely, etc etc. I admire the player... In the same way you admire great players past and present. Not necessarily Stoke players. brilliant players Vestan Pance.. I have enjoyed this. thanks |
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Post by smapples on Nov 18, 2008 15:00:02 GMT
Cheers Vestan, I have enrolled myself onto a refresher course in English Language especially for posting on the oatcake.
Mama's length, do you not think that posting a picture of a foreign liverpool player would insight some sort of abuse though regardless of how good he is.
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Post by Beardy200 on Nov 18, 2008 15:06:53 GMT
Especially when you only joined this month and then you immediately defend Liverpool's manager.
Surely a man of your obvious intelligence can see this and i would have thought that most new members would go out of their way to show they are 'Stoke through & through' not Liverpool Stokies suddenly showing some loyalty?
I'm probably off the mark but you are kind of asking for trouble especially when your 'insight and balanced opinion' on this thread is nothing more than pedantic grammatical bullshit.
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Post by mamaslength on Nov 18, 2008 15:38:03 GMT
Especially when you only joined this month and then you immediately defend Liverpool's manager. Surely a man of your obvious intelligence can see this and i would have thought that most new members would go out of their way to show they are 'Stoke through & through' not Liverpool Stokies suddenly showing some loyalty? I'm probably off the mark but you are kind of asking for trouble especially when your 'insight and balanced opinion' on this thread is nothing more than pedantic grammatical bullshit. whooooosh!  I expected to be berated and I was. Though grammatics never came into it on my part, me ode fruit. |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 18, 2008 15:38:23 GMT
I think Vestan's dislike is totally rational. Benitez is the king of the martyr complex. Whenever they lose it's a result of a conspiracy the size of the Kennedy assassinantion. His crying about the owners not giving him £18m to spend on Gareth Fucking Barry after he'd spent Christ knows what on Torres, Babel (£10m on him and he barely plays), Mascherano etc was embarrassing.
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Post by truckerged on Nov 18, 2008 15:49:52 GMT
i am beggining to think that mamaslength is one of our new friends, he has just put his liverpool shirt towards the back of the wardrobe lol
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Post by Mr_DaftBurger on Nov 18, 2008 15:59:01 GMT
What you have done here Vestanpance is tantamount to (insert big word here) attacking a national treasure and one of the finest comedy actors in a generation.
As licence fee payer I feel you should either resign, be sacked or at the very least suspended and then photographed in your pyjammas locked out of your house.*
*If I can get enough people to complain and jump on the bandwagon. 20,000 should do it.
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Post by smapples on Nov 18, 2008 16:59:26 GMT
He was a c.unty c.unt we all knew it. Daftburger, that is a right disturbing image you've got there. If you have a talent for people grown up heads on little kids bodies, i may just have a job for you Do you reckon you could do Shakira's head on a 4 yr old girl? |
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