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Post by mumf14 on Nov 16, 2008 23:26:27 GMT
Whilst out this morning on the way to Chester to visit our Ilda's wealthier cousin (they own their own house) Ilda wanted to stop off and get some shopping at Tesco in Helsby. Not wishing to join her, I decided a fresh woodbine and a good fart would be the better option. Some 30 mins later I had a tap on the window to see the ugly little runt standing by the car with a Black guy and his daughter.She said that he was French and wanted to know which was the best way to Alton Towers.... Scratching my head in disbelief Ilda had spent the last 20 mins in deep conversation with Cisse after he offered to swap trolleys cus' hers had a 'dodgy' wheel and must have felt sorry for her. It was quite a spectacle....An 4' 8" ginger haired jug eared dwarf ,standing by a 6' tall blonde bearded Premiership striker.. I don't know who was more ugly ...   Any road, I digress...after giving him directions I asked him if he would ever consider playing for Stoke , and to my great surprise he said he would love to.He said he hates the travelling to the north east and is settled in Frodsham where his wife is opening a beauty salon.He said that the only thing that would be a problem would be his wages....and winked.He a had a Black Chrsyler MPV estate with a cream interior and French plates.. He later went on to say that he thought Fuller would get 20 goals this season and was very good. He was wearing a white tracksuit with a blue baseball cap pulled down over his eyes...Wish I'd had me camera..!!  |
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Post by stokey-pokey pudding and pie on Nov 16, 2008 23:39:28 GMT
is any of this true?
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Post by A-teen_six_T3 on Nov 16, 2008 23:42:15 GMT
You should ahve told him that Alton Towers is closed for the winter, then he wouldnt have had to wast a 1 hour so journey
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Post by mumf14 on Nov 16, 2008 23:43:48 GMT
Tis true, ...I saw him about 11.45 this morning...A56 .Helsby Tesco.
(About 16 miles from L'pool ...8 miles from Chester)
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Post by serpico on Nov 17, 2008 0:09:14 GMT
There was a rumor in the summer that we were on the verge of signing him, but Keane came in at the 11th hour, not sure how true that is though, he would have been a great signing.
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Post by mumf14 on Nov 17, 2008 0:12:08 GMT
It was mentioned Serps....He does not like the North East.
He has a three year old daughter and would like somewhere closer, IF the price was right.
Stoke is only 35 minutes from where he lives right now...
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Post by mamasbitch on Nov 17, 2008 0:16:24 GMT
as A-teen said before, alton towers is closed
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Post by mumf14 on Nov 17, 2008 0:20:35 GMT
He wasn't going to Alton Towers...He was shopping.
My Mrs said it would be nice to take his kids there in the summer.She said that we were from Stoke and his big M.P.V was parked right opposite ours.
Danny Murphy also used to live in Frodsham....It's far enough out of Miseryside to avoid burglary.
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Post by Beloved Monkfish on Nov 17, 2008 0:22:18 GMT
as A-teen said before, alton towers is closed Ahh but I'm pretty sure the hotel and water park are still open |
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Post by A-teen_six_T3 on Nov 17, 2008 2:28:09 GMT
He wasn't going to Alton Towers...He was shopping.. But in your first post you said |
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Post by Paul Spencer on Nov 17, 2008 2:43:46 GMT
I've read through this thread three times now ... and I'm still at a loss as to who this Tesco Helsby plays for, I don't even know what position he plays ...
Is he left footed, has he got any pace?
;D
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Post by Lakeland Potter on Nov 17, 2008 6:57:48 GMT
I learned to rock climb at Helsby when I was at Liverpool University.
PS - I realise that this info might be SLIGHTLY off topic. ;D
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Post by Northy on Nov 17, 2008 8:12:54 GMT
He is the lord of the manor of Frodsham, Helsby is only a spit from Frodsham. Mumf, you should have stopped at our place, there was some cracking youth football games going on, 2 went to extra time and penalties. LP I've climbed both those hills, quite easy really if you follow the signed footpaths  |
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Post by lordb on Nov 17, 2008 8:19:43 GMT
The Sentinel confirmed that Cisse was the 'exciting striker' that we were after in August.
why make this up?
good story
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Post by serpico on Nov 23, 2008 16:13:34 GMT
He has a red mohawk today  |
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Post by trebor63 on Nov 23, 2008 16:21:47 GMT
LP I've climbed both those hills, quite easy really if you follow the signed footpaths Thats easy for you to say but when you get to LPs age climbing the stairs isn't too easy ;D |
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Post by cr4zyd4ve on Nov 23, 2008 16:27:29 GMT
are Alton Towers hiring for the Winter??
P.S Cisse wouldn't be a bad signing... Sign the French twat up!!
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Post by Cupid Stunt on Nov 23, 2008 18:44:50 GMT
But yet he played this afternoon? Bullshitter.  |
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Post by jay1610 on Nov 23, 2008 19:22:13 GMT
But yet he played this afternoon? Bullshitter. Check the date of the original post Dom |
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Post by block30row19 on Nov 23, 2008 20:51:38 GMT
Thought he was absolute toss today.
I deffo don't want him down Stoke.
Any player who fooks about to much with there hair have the wrong attitude for our great club ;D
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Post by Cupid Stunt on Nov 23, 2008 21:08:56 GMT
But yet he played this afternoon? Bullshitter. Check the date of the original post Dom  shush |
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Post by swampySCFC on Nov 23, 2008 21:16:18 GMT
He seems disappointing looking at him.
Not as much skill as Fuller.
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