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Post by Top Stopper on Dec 30, 2007 13:00:03 GMT
Reporter Ian M Short,
Stoke City could find themselves in BIG trouble after upsetting the founders of the 'Little People Club'.
Chief spokesperson Tim Towers said "Its disgusting how they only employ giant people. Here at LPC we have plenty of budding footballers who would love to have the chance to play at club level, however with people like Tony Pulis and clubs like Stoke City insisting the way forward is to loft if in the air to their 7ft strikers, gives our little folk no chance".
Tim Towers did then go on to say that LPC are currently in talks with the other 23 teams in the Championship regarding a chance of first team football for the members of LPC, as these are proper football teams who play the carpet style football the little midgets can get on board with.
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Post by Olgrligm on Dec 30, 2007 13:08:57 GMT
<Insert generic 'I'm giving you karma' remark here.>
Note that your karma has increased.
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Post by Top Stopper on Dec 30, 2007 13:17:12 GMT
Thanks! ;D
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Post by broadwayroundabout on Dec 30, 2007 20:09:28 GMT
is dennis wise a member of the LPC ?
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Post by Top Stopper on Dec 30, 2007 20:10:44 GMT
I think he is, along with Shaun Wright-Phillips!
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Post by POS51 on Dec 30, 2007 20:53:23 GMT
It has just been announced that the High and Mighty assosiation. (HAM)
are counter sueing on the grounds that should the Little People succeed, it will mean members of HAM are therefore discriminated against.
HAM spokesman, Mamady Sidibe, said:
'If these little people get there wish what hope have us 6'5 lumbering target men who score very few goals got, im outraged'
Official HAM catering manager John parkin said:
'These little people need putting in a pie, i mean,in there place.
How dare they come round here demanding equal rights pies..... i love pies................mmmm, pies.........
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