Bonkolina
Youth Player
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Post by Bonkolina on Dec 29, 2007 6:30:02 GMT
Just got my new Calender through the post yesterday morning. A few observations. Jan - Tony Pulis. Typical 'Guppy feeding time at the Zoo' picture of Super Tone resplendent in Baseball Cap and reading glasses. Feb - John Eusatce. Strange pose indicating A) He's completely petrified of the ball in the picture or B) He's just about to give it a blow job ! You decide ! March - Carl Dickinson. Taken 24 hours after he was released from a Concentration camp in Burslum April - Steve Simonsen. I think he's decided to accept Jesus Christ as his lord and saviour. Mind you he'll now be a lot better at crosses. May - Dominic Matteo. He's also joined Steve Simonsen in finding God but thats only becuase he's just shit himself. June - Clint Hill. You put your left leg in. Your left leg out. Your left leg in and you shake it all about. "Oh yes and Dominic Matteo. You really fucking stink !" July - Rory Delap. The only Stoke City player all season who is looking down for the ball instead of Up August - Mamady Sidibe. I presume this picture is deliberately out of focus so as not to scare young children or little old ladies. September - Richard Cresswell. Its a "fuck me its a football" pose. "What on earth shall I do with it" Nice jaw definition too. Just for the ladies ! October - Ricardo Fuller. Big Ric in World Breath holding championship pose while modelling girly lycra tights. November - Jon Parkin. Digitally enhanced slimline photo while claiming to have only eaten one Moose pie for breakfast. December - Naked Stoke city ladies lesbian romp photo with Santa Rampant Rabbit pose. Ok I lied. (But take note for 2009 SCFC). Sadly its Liam lawrence. Gutted. I fucking was. Well there you go. I must say confronted by the full line of of the above I'm not suprised those precious boing boing baggie bastards shit themselves. I would have. All in all your sterio typical calendar which will be out of date in the January Transfer window.  GD |
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Post by vientianescfc on Dec 29, 2007 7:05:39 GMT
Clint Hill?!?!?!
What the bloody'ell is he doing on it?!!?
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Post by Thank you from Moorlander1 on Dec 29, 2007 9:18:04 GMT
Dear D.H. is that a True Supporters Calendar that you have?!!!!!!
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Post by Rebelliousjukebox on Dec 29, 2007 9:33:03 GMT
They've improved it - only one player who's gone, Clint, although now I think of it, he's on loan from us, is he not?
Previous years I recall calenders where up to half the players have moved on.
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Post by smigchop on Dec 29, 2007 13:55:36 GMT
Doobs is still on my wall atm. december 2007 lol
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