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Post by SegaMegaDave on Aug 14, 2008 18:55:41 GMT
My lovewagon has failed its MOT. It is not cost effective to have it fixed.
So far my ideas have been pretty limited.
1. Lay it to rest on my mum and dads drive. Remove the seats and install a hammock. Move out of my house and live in the car, thus saving me big cash in rent/bills.
2. Cut top off and use as inexpensive alternative swimming pool in my back garden* Then build slide into pool from back bedroom window and charge local children 2 quid a go.
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3. Fill with soil and horse shit fashioning the vehicle into make shift green house. Grow award winning tomatoes and sell them door to door to local pensioners.
4. Turn my car into a theme park, perhaps Stoke's answer to Chessington World of Adventures. Call the Sun and get them to run some kind of promotional ticket offer.
Some of these ideas are subject to planning/logistical changes.
Anyone got any other ideas?
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Post by big bea on Aug 14, 2008 18:57:44 GMT
scrap it, allthought idea number sounds tempting
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Post by SuperRickyFuller on Aug 14, 2008 19:00:27 GMT
Why not attempt to convert it to a stoat fiddling centre for your own personal pleasure? ;D  |
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Post by TheBeautifulGame on Aug 14, 2008 19:00:29 GMT
Another two options, SMD.
1. Install a decent size television set where the windscreen currently is and turn it into a 4 person private hire cinema. Get the latest films from knock off Nigel and you have your own business.
2. Turn the front two seats around and install a small but practical table in the middle and you have a private hire car restaurant.
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Post by SegaMegaDave on Aug 14, 2008 19:05:57 GMT
Another two options, SMD. 1. Install a decent size television set where the windscreen currently is and turn it into a 4 person private hire cinema. Get the latest films from knock off Nigel and you have your own business. 2. Turn the front two seats around and install a small but practical table in the middle and you have a private hire car restaurant. This is exactly the kind of visionary thinking i was looking for. Superb work Tbg. Fancy going into business? |
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Post by TheBeautifulGame on Aug 14, 2008 19:13:19 GMT
It's definately worth going for, SMD.
We could pick up MOT failures for next to nothing, this time next year we may have a fleet of private cinema's.
We could turn these cars into practically anything - Small gyms, private bars. If we could find a few cheap vans and pool tables we have another goer!
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Post by SegaMegaDave on Aug 14, 2008 19:25:30 GMT
I can see it now, SCS, Shit Car Solutions.
Flagship of the fleet could be the CarBar, a 1989 volvo fitted with a few beer pumps and glove/pork scratching box.
Anyone else want in?
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Post by SuperRickyFuller on Aug 14, 2008 19:29:47 GMT
Get on Dragons Den with these ideas Dave and think you're onto a winner ;D |
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Post by armitagestokie on Aug 14, 2008 21:18:50 GMT
Scrap cars are fetching decent money--that's why no wrecks are seen in usual places.
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Post by sirpineapple89 on Aug 14, 2008 21:47:15 GMT
You could always turn it into a water feature like this bloke did.  |
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Post by premierpotters08 on Aug 14, 2008 21:59:17 GMT
Personally i wouldnt take an unusall aproach id make it into a bowling ally with onboard beverages im in on your car company ideas.
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Post by bigb35 on Aug 14, 2008 22:08:12 GMT
Sauna ???  |
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