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Post by Dallas Cowboy on Aug 14, 2008 15:07:38 GMT
Especially for serpico. Enjoy.
GWB Library to Open in 2009
The George W. Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning stages. The Library will include:
The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction.
The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won't be able to remember anything.
The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't even have to show up.
The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in.
The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out.
The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one will be able to find.
The National Debt room which is huge and has no ceiling.
The 'Tax Cut' Room with entry only to the wealthy.
The 'Economy Room' which is in the toilet.
The Iraq War Room. After you complete your first tour, they make you go back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth tour.
The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location, complete with shotgun gallery.
The Environmental Conservation Room, still empty.
The Supreme Court's Gift Shop, where you can buy an election.
The Airport Men's Room, where you can meet some of your favorite Republican Senators.
The 'Decider Room' complete with dart board, magic 8-ball, Ouija board, dice, coins, and straws.
The museum will also have an electron microscope to help you locate the President's accomplishments.
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Post by robdog on Aug 14, 2008 15:11:54 GMT
;D
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Post by serpico on Aug 14, 2008 15:16:51 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Aug 14, 2008 15:23:07 GMT
He is funny though, you have to give him that.
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Post by serpico on Aug 14, 2008 15:25:50 GMT
He is funny though, you have to give him that. "I'm sure you can imagine it's an unimaginable honer to live here" ;D "A west Texas girl just like me"
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Post by Rebelliousjukebox on Aug 14, 2008 17:05:53 GMT
He is funny though, you have to give him that. "The trouble with the French is that they have no word for entrpreneur". "The problem with our imports is that more of them are coming from abroad".
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