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Post by lurcherman on Dec 22, 2007 21:05:37 GMT
1) we weren’t ready
2) it was too cold
3) they’re bigger than us
4) we thought it was going to snow
5) the grass was too long
6) the grass was too short
7) one of their players had mud on his socks
8) even though we lost, we still won really
9) they out played us ( now they think I’m being silly)
10) they scored 3, and so would we if the ref hadn’t given them everything
11) they didn’t kick it up in the air
12) we are Brazil they didn’t beat us
13) they didn’t kick us so we couldn’t dive
14) we didn’t want to get dirty
15) we lost on purpose, just to keep the league exciting
16) we are NOT in div2, it’s the Championship
17) we’ve been in the premier league, they should let us win
18) we were thinking of Santa
19) the wind was blowing in our faces
20) they said they’d tackle us if we got the ball
21) there were no mirrors on the advertising boards
22) one of our players had a tummy ache
23) we only play on pitches that have been cut diagonally
24) no excuse, we were beaten fair and square ( oops silly again )
25) It’s not fair
26) Repeat excuse 12
27) The ball was too heavy
28) Yam yam yam yam yam yam yam yam ( sorry, not deciphered that one yet )
29) Our shirts clash with our socks
30) I had to make two substitutions, I heard their mummy shouting them to come home
31) He blatantly ruffled my hair
32) That man in black kept blowing his whistle
33) Mummy, I want a whistle too
34) Well we never win here, do we?
35) Their fans were singing too loud
36) I’m still cold
37) The showers are too hot
38) My hair gel was running in my eyes, it made me cry
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Post by leicspotter on Dec 22, 2007 21:09:45 GMT
39) We only had 5 minutes of added time, nowhere near enough!
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Post by Amo on Dec 22, 2007 21:15:57 GMT
40) We're just not good enough
41) We don't like hearing the truth!
42) Dear Santa Please can I have another £x Million to spend as these players are crap. Signed T Mowbray
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