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Post by sidibegoalmachine on Aug 4, 2008 18:33:31 GMT
Young man goes into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist: Hello, could you give me a condom. My girlfriend has invited me for dinner and I think she is expecting something from me!" The pharmacist gives him the condom; and as the young man is going out, he returns and tells him: "Give me another condom because my girlfriend's sister is very cute too. She always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me and I think she expects something from me too." The pharmacist gives him a second condom; and as the boy is leaving he turns back and says "After all, give me one more condom because my girlfriend's mom is still pretty cute, and when she sees me she always makes allusions...and since she invited me for dinner, I think she is expecting something from me!!" During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend on his left,the sister on his right and the mom facing him. When the dad gets there,the boy lowers his head and starts praying: "Dear Lord, bless this dinner... thank you for all you give us...!!!" A minute later the boy is still praying: "Thank you Lord for your kindness..."Ten minutes go on and the boy is still praying, keeping his head down. The others look at each other surprised and his girlfriend even more than the others. She gets close to the boy and whispers in his ear: "I didn't know you were so religious!!!" The boy replies :"I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist!!!"  ;D  |
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Post by ersaurebot 1, 000, 000 views on Aug 4, 2008 18:41:30 GMT
quality!
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Post by craig67 on Aug 4, 2008 20:13:35 GMT
Bloody hell the messiah is reborn!!!
It's only been on here about 12 times in the last 12 months!
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Post by sidibegoalmachine on Aug 4, 2008 20:17:00 GMT
Bloody hell the messiah is reborn!!! It's only been on here about 12 times in the last 12 months! well sorry if ive only just read the joke for the first time and have only just started using this board.  |
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Post by dorsetpotter on Aug 4, 2008 21:56:19 GMT
little lad asks his dad if he can have a telly in his bedroom, dad says as you are a big boy now yes, so dad gets the little lad a telly for his bedroom, the next morning the little lad gets up for breakfast, and dad asks if he enjoyed having a telly in his bedroom the little lad replies yes, and asks his dad what lovejuice is, the dad choking on his cornflakes, explains to the little lad about the birds and the bees, the dad asks the little lad what programme he was watching, the little lad replies wimbledon.
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Post by edinburghstokie on Aug 5, 2008 13:44:58 GMT
but they don't say love-juice in tennis
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