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Post by Cityfullergoals on Aug 4, 2008 17:24:51 GMT
Complete the limerick by adding one line at a time
Whoever completes the limerick, starts the next one
Fuckin boring waiting for news on signings
I will start:
There once was a striker called Steino,
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Post by Cityfullergoals on Aug 4, 2008 17:30:30 GMT
Who read the Dandy and Beano,
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Post by swampySCFC on Aug 4, 2008 17:32:40 GMT
One day at the cobblers
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Post by Cityfullergoals on Aug 4, 2008 17:34:18 GMT
A brace of young gobblers,
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Post by stokey-pokey pudding and pie on Aug 4, 2008 17:48:16 GMT
bints were whining more than keano!
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Post by Cityfullergoals on Aug 4, 2008 17:53:40 GMT
Your start stokey pokey
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Post by stokey-pokey pudding and pie on Aug 4, 2008 18:14:03 GMT
some fat striker stopped me from startin.....
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Post by ben88 on Aug 4, 2008 18:25:36 GMT
and popped his ass cherry while farting
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Post by Cityfullergoals on Aug 4, 2008 18:30:50 GMT
It stunk to high heaven,
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Post by chrispk76 on Aug 4, 2008 18:41:45 GMT
and could smell it in devon
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Post by Cityfullergoals on Aug 4, 2008 20:56:42 GMT
and his name was Abofemi Martin
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Post by Cityfullergoals on Aug 4, 2008 20:58:01 GMT
My start
A pretentious midfielder called Ant,
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Post by ben88 on Aug 4, 2008 21:46:06 GMT
got signed by his dad who's a c--t*
;D love you really tone
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Post by Rebelliousjukebox on Aug 4, 2008 21:50:18 GMT
His birthplace was Wales
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Post by trend....... on Aug 4, 2008 21:53:33 GMT
he should be up for sale
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Post by ben88 on Aug 4, 2008 21:58:03 GMT
and play for the vale, the c--t*
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Post by ben88 on Aug 4, 2008 21:59:00 GMT
there once was a monster called jim
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Post by jonesinamillion on Aug 4, 2008 22:01:20 GMT
but we'll pay him 50 grand a year for being a bit-part player with no future at stoke anyway???
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Post by Rebelliousjukebox on Aug 4, 2008 22:01:52 GMT
who had a withered limb
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Post by chellster on Aug 4, 2008 22:07:15 GMT
on the end of his nob
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Post by ben88 on Aug 4, 2008 22:10:41 GMT
looked like corn on the cob
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Post by Zippy Moon Dust on Aug 4, 2008 23:09:41 GMT
and farted when it was rammed up him
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Post by Zippy Moon Dust on Aug 4, 2008 23:11:08 GMT
My start
There was a striker who was fat
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Post by jonesinamillion on Aug 4, 2008 23:13:25 GMT
It's a limerick thread lads, keep to the rules or jump to the random rhyming insults thread ;D
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Post by chellster on Aug 5, 2008 0:27:08 GMT
My startThere was a striker who was fat Who killed cooked and ate my cat
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Post by Brick-Top on Aug 5, 2008 0:40:15 GMT
He climbed up a tree
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Post by stokey-pokey pudding and pie on Aug 5, 2008 1:16:24 GMT
and called out with glee..
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Post by Brick-Top on Aug 5, 2008 1:19:22 GMT
i wore the bitch like a hat
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Post by chellster on Aug 5, 2008 4:40:45 GMT
C'mon KGP, we're waiting...
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Post by swampySCFC on Aug 5, 2008 7:38:47 GMT
Timed Out
There was a young man called Ted
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