Demar to get a run?

[Joey Starr]

" With the game delicately poised at 0-0 the fourth official held up the board with the numbers 11 and 27. Sidibie left the field after 72 minutes of battle having earlier made Kevin Phillips cry and being warned by the ref that it was a mean thing to do.

Onto the turf ran the Jamaican international to 20,000 eager voices chanting De-mar, De-mar. His first touch was instant and a good one. After stretching to save a wayward pass from Eustace, the lad took off down the left wing, easily wrong footing Greening and Gera who collided in his wake. Within milliseconds they were specs in Demar's rearview as he approached the anxious looking Hoefkens. The Belgian's bottom lip wobbled as some neat footwork was followed by the inevitable perfect nutmeg and the girly haired buffoon was left on his backside thumping the ground. With Fuller racing through the middle, Phillips sprinted towards the touchline before cutting inside and firing a shot into the top left that a seventeen year old Michael Owen would have been proud of. The ground erupted to the tune of
"put your hands up ...put your hands up for Demar...he loves Stoke City".
Stoke dominated the last 10 minutes, bombarding 9 man Albion (Albrectsen and the ineffective Pele having earlier been dismissed for being mard-arses) before the final whistle put Stoke City in the second automatic promotion place for the first time this season.
22,180 saw it end Stoke City 1 West Bromwich Albion 0


I've been Terry Tibbs, thank you and goognight. Much love.

[Vestan Pance]

Have some Karma, my man!

[Olgrligm]

Yes, that was good. Also, commendations to Dixie for being 'with it' in both sig and avatar.