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Post by broadwayroundabout on Jul 30, 2008 8:45:00 GMT
A woman's in a coma, been in it for 6 months.
Nurses were in her room giving her a bed bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor when she touched her. They tried it again and sure enough there was a small recognizable movement.
They went to her husband and explained what had happened, telling him "crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of her coma". The husband was skeptical. But they assured him that they'd close the curtain for privacy.
The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor had flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate.
The nurses ran into the room. "What happened!?!?!?!" they cried.
The husband said, "I'm not sure, maybe she choked".
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Post by Menorca Stokie on Jul 30, 2008 8:55:10 GMT
Very old but still a great joke.
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Post by broadwayroundabout on Jul 30, 2008 8:57:57 GMT
i've led a sheltered life Menorcasi :-)
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Post by pugster on Jul 30, 2008 8:58:29 GMT
;D ;D ;D Old, but brilliant ;D ;D ;D
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Post by bossthemidfield on Jul 30, 2008 10:35:14 GMT
great gag...
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Post by Block 26 on Aug 7, 2008 16:19:36 GMT
Nice joke. ;D
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Post by happychappy on Aug 8, 2008 2:31:50 GMT
nice :-)
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Post by robin1302 on Aug 8, 2008 11:51:46 GMT
Good one ;D
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Post by krazy on Aug 8, 2008 20:54:17 GMT
Yep agree!!! Gud un
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Post by broadwayroundabout on Aug 8, 2008 21:08:50 GMT
only just got that !! nice one boss ;D
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