Monday Morning JOKE

[Menorca Stokie]

A ventriloquist visiting Wales, walks into a small village and sees a
local sitting on his porch patting his dog.

He reckons he'll have a little fun with this, so he says to the Cardiff Supporter: 'Good Day, mind if I talk to your dog?'

Cardiff Supporter: 'The dog can't talk, are you daft?'

Ventriloquist: 'Hello dog, how's it going mate?'

Dog: 'Doin' all right thanks.'

Cardiff Supporter: (look of extreme shock)

Ventriloquist: 'Is this man your owner?' (pointing at the villager)

Dog: 'Yep'

Ventriloquist: 'How does he treat you?'

Dog: 'Really good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes
me to the lake once a week to play.'

Cardiff Supporter: (look of utter disbelief)

Ventriloquist: 'Mind if I talk to your horse?'

Cardiff Supporter: 'Uh, the horse can't talk either....I think.'

Ventriloquist: 'Hey horse, how's it going?'

Horse: 'Great!'

Cardiff Supporter: (absolutely dumbfounded)

Ventriloquist: 'Is this your owner?' (pointing at the villager)

Horse: 'Yep'

Ventriloquist: 'How does he treat you?'

Horse: 'Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me
down often and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements.'

Cardiff Supporter: (total look of amazement)

Ventriloquist: 'Mind if I talk to your sheep?'

Cardiff Supporter: (in a panic) 'The sheep's a liar.'

[rockhead163]

old news

[Menorca Stokie]

Not to me it's not.

[rockhead163]

well you must have had you head in the sand

[Birchesheadpotter]

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!

[Menorca Stokie]

Quite possibly, as thats where I spend most of my time. fool.

[scfctilidie]

;D

[Menorca Stokie]

Glad someone appreciates good humour.

[armitagestokie]

I do but after heard it 100's of times wears thin--sorry.