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Post by scfc147 on Jul 9, 2008 12:48:32 GMT
Last night my missus asked me if i wanted to share what our fantasies are with each other!  She told me hers was having sex in a public place.  When i told her mine she threw me out! Apparently, gagging her sister and forcing her to take it up the shitter isn't appropriate! Women eh?!?  |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 9, 2008 12:57:43 GMT
Strange that - my missus' was sex in a public place too!
She threw me out as well when I told her mine!
Apparantly getting her to dress up and act like my 14 year old daughter isn't in any way appropriate!
Bitch!
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Post by Stafford-Stokie on Jul 9, 2008 13:08:57 GMT
No one could act like your 14 year old daughter loony. ;D |
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Post by DansViews on Jul 9, 2008 13:19:26 GMT
That is very very wrong Loony, shes unique, one of a kind..
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Post by Deleted on Jul 9, 2008 13:25:31 GMT
That is very very wrong Loony, shes unique, one of a kind.. Sucks cock like a good un though! |
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Post by salopstick on Jul 9, 2008 13:29:05 GMT
Rowan: "Gareth, quick trust exercise, ultimate fantasy?"
Gareth: "Hmm?"
David: "We're just doing the ultimate fantasy, we're all doing it."
Gareth: "Two lesbians probably, sisters. I'm just watching."
Rowan: "OK. Erm. Tim? Do you have one?"
Tim: "I'd never thought I'd say this, but can I hear more from Gareth please?"
-THE OFFICE
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Post by tazi on Jul 9, 2008 13:55:33 GMT
Last night my missus asked me if i wanted to share what our fantasies are with each other! She told me hers was having sex in a public place. When i told her mine she threw me out! Apparently, gagging her sister and forcing her to take it up the shitter isn't appropriate! Women eh?!? When she threw you out, did she then have sex with ya?.  |
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Post by Cityfullergoals on Jul 9, 2008 16:04:47 GMT
Just me alone in a hospital bed with all those dirty nurses
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Post by scfc147 on Jul 9, 2008 16:20:46 GMT
Last night my missus asked me if i wanted to share what our fantasies are with each other! She told me hers was having sex in a public place. When i told her mine she threw me out! Apparently, gagging her sister and forcing her to take it up the shitter isn't appropriate! Women eh?!? When she threw you out, did she then have sex with ya?. Only in her pubic place! ;D |
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Post by Matthews dad on Jul 9, 2008 18:01:58 GMT
Just me alone in a hospital bed with all those dirty nurses "Dirty nurses" Thats MRSA for you. |
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Post by Cityfullergoals on Jul 9, 2008 20:35:24 GMT
Sitting at home on Boxing Day, with me can of Tennents Super, and a belly full of Christmas pud, listening to Gilette Soccer Boxing Day cos I conner get a ticket for the glory hunters and hearing
The final whistle has gone at the Britannia Stadium and its the shock of the day - Ronaldo only landed in Row Q, and Fergie has choked on his chewing gum after referee Phil Dowd only added on 13 minutes of injury time after Mama Sidibes 23rd goal of the season inflicted Manures first defeat since October
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Post by Cityfullergoals on Jul 9, 2008 20:36:31 GMT
Am I the next Stephen King?
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Post by Cupid Stunt on Jul 9, 2008 20:42:45 GMT
This shows you never have been to the Brit, we don't have alphabet rows, they're in numbers. Don't accuse others of being gloryhunters |
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Post by Cityfullergoals on Jul 9, 2008 20:45:38 GMT
So Dicko cant put him in Row Z then?
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Post by Fred Zeppelin on Jul 9, 2008 20:47:10 GMT
This shows you never have been to the Brit, we don't have alphabet rows, they're in numbers. Don't accuse others of being gloryhunters ;D |
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Post by Cupid Stunt on Jul 9, 2008 22:17:28 GMT
So Dicko cant put him in Row Z then?
No but he can put him in row 28 and let me sort him out from there ;D |
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Post by rhodesy on Jul 9, 2008 22:22:54 GMT
Strange that - my missus' was sex in a public place too! She threw me out as well when I told her mine! Apparantly getting her to dress up and act like my 14 year old daughter isn't in any way appropriate! Bitch! That is worse than a paedo post ;D |
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Post by Cityfullergoals on Jul 9, 2008 22:26:00 GMT
What worries me is that loony has a 14 year old daughter and hes only 28??????? ;D
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Post by rhodesy on Jul 9, 2008 22:26:31 GMT
;D He was raped |
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Post by Cityfullergoals on Jul 9, 2008 22:27:41 GMT
So Dicko cant put him in Row Z then?
No but he can put him in row 28 and let me sort him out from there ;D
;D |
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Post by Cityfullergoals on Jul 9, 2008 22:29:43 GMT
w***er
WINGER ;D
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Post by Cupid Stunt on Jul 9, 2008 22:32:30 GMT
No, I'll just give him a kiss better and tell him to fuck off to Madrid because they're better ;D |
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