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Post by Miniman on Jul 5, 2008 17:41:22 GMT
A Stoke fan, A Hull fan and A West Brom fan are going on their annual boat trip around Madagascar on their boat when suddnely the boat hits a huge Rock underneath the water and the boat crashes rapidly onto the shore of a nearby island. The three men are stranded. They try to find their way out and see if there is another beach so they trek through the jungle when they find themselves in a small village of tribal people. The Stoke fan asks, 'Hi there, alreet duck, how do?' Surprised the tribal man holds up his sword and threatens him at his neck. The rest of the tribe surround the threesome and shout 'Death, Death, Death'. the threesome are blindfolded and quickly escorted to a bricked room. The blindfolds are taken off and the three fans see that they are in a courtroom. The Judge says, 'You will be shot in the face as you are not worthy to live. but seing as we are a nice tribe, we will give you a chance to say one sentence as your final remarks.' First up steps the Stoke fan. Trembling in fear he steps slowly up on the stand and quickly thinking shouts out, 'Hurricaine!!!' whilst pointing out of the window. He runs out of the room and is able to escape. Seeing this action the Hull fan Bravely steps up and takes to the stand. He puts on a straight face bfore yelling at the top of his voice, 'Tidal Wave!!!'. He flee's the room and yet again escapes. Finally, after seeing the other two friends escape and trick the judge by using Natural disasters as a cover, the West Brom fan steps up looking very smug and remarks as loud as he can wilst staring down the barrell of a gun, 'Fire!!!' ;D ;D  |
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Post by Bojan Mackey on Jul 5, 2008 17:44:09 GMT
;D
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Post by powchirper on Jul 5, 2008 17:46:13 GMT
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Post by Cupid Stunt on Jul 5, 2008 17:52:06 GMT
That joke is older than my mum!  |
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Post by Miniman on Jul 5, 2008 17:52:59 GMT
Well sorry....Just trying to inflict humour and some activity onto this board ;D
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Post by powchirper on Jul 5, 2008 17:54:38 GMT
well dont.  |
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Post by Cupid Stunt on Jul 5, 2008 17:55:08 GMT
;D
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Post by Miniman on Jul 6, 2008 10:29:33 GMT
Another one:
A couple are walking through Tesco and bump into the medical aisle. They see three different types of condoms. Gold, silver and bronze.
Man 'Look dear, new condoms, which ones shall we get? I've used the bronze before but I'd like to take the gold so for once I can come first!'
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Jul 6, 2008 10:40:52 GMT
A Stoke fan, Crewe fan and Vale fan are driving through the desert when, all of a sudden, their Land Rover breaks down and they find themselves stranded. Finally, after hours of waiting, they decide to walk back. Thinking of the immense heat in the desert, the Stoke fan rummages in the boot and eventually pulls out a litre of water. Inspired by this feat of sheer genius, the Crewe fan rummages around in the boot and pulls out a battery powered fan. They both look at the Vale fan, as he proceeds to break the door off the Land Rover and lift it up over his shoulder. Seeing the puzzled look on the Stoke and Crewe fans' faces, he tuts, rolls his eyes and says "DUH! It's boiling hot in the desert, if I take the door then I can open the window to cool off!"
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Post by Miniman on Jul 6, 2008 10:42:32 GMT
Typical Valeite!!
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Jul 6, 2008 10:49:43 GMT
A Stoke fan, Crewe fan and a Vale fan are wandering around when they come across a mystical old man sitting on top of a huge slide. Curious, they approach the old man and ask him what he's doing. "Ahh, this be a magical slide, go down it and shout your deepest desire and it shall be granted to you". Amazed, the Stoke fan climbs up, slides down and shouts "GOLD" before landing in a swimming pool full of gold coins. The Crewe fan climbs up, slides down and shouts "JEWELS" before landing in a swimming pool full of gems. The Vale fan climbs up, slides down and shouts "Weeeeeeeeee!"...
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Post by Miniman on Jul 6, 2008 10:51:53 GMT
That one has really made it's way around hasn't it!!!
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Jul 6, 2008 10:53:43 GMT
;D Conner beat it though.
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