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Post by PotterGold on Jun 30, 2008 18:29:21 GMT
Was amazed to see this story earlier about a kid who in a English G.C.S.E exam was asked...
Describe the room that you are sitting in.
His response was 'Fuck off' which was worthy of 2 of the 27 marks available!!!
WTF!
The reasons for getting the 2 marks were that it showed the very basic skills required, showed accurate spelling and effective communication.
It was also stated that if the phrase was punctuated it would have received a higher mark.
So maybe 'Fuck off! You're a c***.' could have got 4 marks ;D
Who says exams are getting easier???
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Post by scfcmatt on Jun 30, 2008 18:53:15 GMT
Did he pass?
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Post by PotterGold on Jun 30, 2008 19:23:10 GMT
No information regarding if he passed but 2 out of 27 on 1 question doesn't look good.
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Post by scfcmatt on Jun 30, 2008 19:23:54 GMT
So sod the dyslexic little cunt then
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Post by Miniman on Jun 30, 2008 19:33:39 GMT
No he's not Dyslexic he's Lysdexic and belongs to the DNA...
National Dyslexics Association
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Post by scfcmatt on Jun 30, 2008 19:55:46 GMT
Righto Stanhope
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Post by lawrieleslie on Jul 1, 2008 7:56:52 GMT
Friend of mine is history teacher in Totnes school and told me about an answer given in last years mock GCSE history exam:
Q: Discuss 1215 signing of Magna Carta and how was it celebrated in the UK.
A: Spanish striker Magna Carta was finally signed by Man Utd today at 1215 despite huge interest from other premier clubs. At 1230 Fergie took all players down the pub for a pint to celebrate.
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Post by scfc147 on Jul 1, 2008 8:33:07 GMT
History Exam paper:
Question 8.
Name 6 great Kings who have brought happiness into peoples lives.
Answer given by Dave S, Blackheath High School, South London
Drin-King
Fuc-King
Smo-King
Span-King
Lic-King
Wan-King!
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Post by Deleted on Jul 1, 2008 8:37:17 GMT
I don't get it.
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Post by craig67 on Jul 1, 2008 9:26:22 GMT
It must be true it were in the Sun this morning!
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