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Post by greenhoffsleftboot on Oct 8, 2024 18:58:17 GMT
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Post by Trouserdog on Oct 8, 2024 18:59:21 GMT
When you're injury prone, you're injury prone!
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Post by jesusmcmuffin on Oct 8, 2024 19:06:09 GMT
Bloody fairy
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Post by bornscfcdiescfc on Oct 8, 2024 19:16:19 GMT
Axel Tuenzebe out for a month after doing the dishes...cant get this tune out of my head..
For hands that do dishes can cut right through your thumb , its axel axel tuanzebe
For the younger ones its an advert tune for Fairy Liquid washing up liquid.
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Tuanzebe
Oct 8, 2024 19:18:38 GMT
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Post by thehartshillbadger on Oct 8, 2024 19:18:38 GMT
Axel Tuenzebe out for a month after doing the dishes...cant get this tune out of my head.. For hands that do dishes can cut right through your thumb , its axel axel tuanzebe For the younger ones its an advert tune for Fairy Liquid washing up liquid. It’s nearly as good an injury as when Andy Townsend announced when doing the famous Liverpool v AC Milan champions league final that he had a month out injured after brushing his teeth |
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Oct 8, 2024 19:22:57 GMT
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Post by Olgrligm on Oct 8, 2024 19:22:57 GMT
If he did lose his thumb, could he still play? Is there anything that prohibits him from doing so? Has there ever been a professional amputee footballer?
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Post by foxysgloves on Oct 8, 2024 19:23:01 GMT
I’ve tried to get out of doing the dishes by being shit at it.
But that’s a step too far.
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Post by mickeythemaestro on Oct 8, 2024 19:33:08 GMT
Axel Tuenzebe out for a month after doing the dishes...cant get this tune out of my head.. For hands that do dishes can cut right through your thumb , its axel axel tuanzebe For the younger ones its an advert tune for Fairy Liquid washing up liquid. It’s nearly as good an injury as when Andy Townsend announced when doing the famous Liverpool v AC Milan champions league final that he had a month out injured after brushing his teeth Liam Lawrence tripping over his dog was a good un 😆 |
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Oct 8, 2024 19:35:48 GMT
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Post by thehartshillbadger on Oct 8, 2024 19:35:48 GMT
It’s nearly as good an injury as when Andy Townsend announced when doing the famous Liverpool v AC Milan champions league final that he had a month out injured after brushing his teeth Liam Lawrence tripping over his dog was a good un 😆 At least tripping over your dog might be included in a risk assessment, I don’t think brushing your teeth or doing the dishes would. Anyway why hasn’t he got a dishwasher the tight bastard? We defo did well to steer clear of that particular bad apple, not good for morale in the dressing room |
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Post by thehartshillbadger on Oct 8, 2024 19:53:21 GMT
If he did lose his thumb, could he still play? Is there anything that prohibits him from doing so? Has there ever been a professional amputee footballer? Yeh Jordan Pickford |
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Post by mickeythemaestro on Oct 8, 2024 20:11:30 GMT
Liam Lawrence tripping over his dog was a good un 😆 At least tripping over your dog might be included in a risk assessment, I don’t think brushing your teeth or doing the dishes would. Anyway why hasn’t he got a dishwasher the tight bastard? We defo did well to steer clear of that particular bad apple, not good for morale in the dressing room Fair point about the dishwasher. Why the fook isn't his Mrs doing it 😂 |
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Tuanzebe
Oct 8, 2024 20:13:19 GMT
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Post by thehartshillbadger on Oct 8, 2024 20:13:19 GMT
At least tripping over your dog might be included in a risk assessment, I don’t think brushing your teeth or doing the dishes would. Anyway why hasn’t he got a dishwasher the tight bastard? We defo did well to steer clear of that particular bad apple, not good for morale in the dressing room Fair point about the dishwasher. Why the fook isn't his Mrs doing it 😂 Exactly |
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Post by jesusmcmuffin on Oct 8, 2024 20:14:34 GMT
If he did lose his thumb, could he still play? Is there anything that prohibits him from doing so? Has there ever been a professional amputee footballer? Andy Legg |
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Tuanzebe
Oct 8, 2024 20:15:32 GMT
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Post by thehartshillbadger on Oct 8, 2024 20:15:32 GMT
If he did lose his thumb, could he still play? Is there anything that prohibits him from doing so? Has there ever been a professional amputee footballer? Andy Legg Was he the one that did a bullyhead before taking a throw in? Edit: must have been this random player |
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Oct 8, 2024 20:16:55 GMT
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Post by jesusmcmuffin on Oct 8, 2024 20:16:55 GMT
Was he the one that did a bullyhead before taking a throw in? He could throw the ball into the net from halfway without it bouncing Scored a fantastic goal V us once for Swans. Still lost |
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Oct 8, 2024 20:17:00 GMT
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Post by mickeythemaestro on Oct 8, 2024 20:17:00 GMT
Fair point about the dishwasher. Why the fook isn't his Mrs doing it 😂 Exactly Footballers these days have all caught the woke virus. Bloody equality and all that shyte 😉 |
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Post by thehartshillbadger on Oct 8, 2024 20:21:27 GMT
Footballers these days have all caught the woke virus. Bloody equality and all that shyte 😉 I bet he had a pinny on and had already taken his make up off as well |
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Post by PotterLog on Oct 8, 2024 20:24:27 GMT
If he did lose his thumb, could he still play? Is there anything that prohibits him from doing so? Has there ever been a professional amputee footballer? Andy Legg Tony Hancock, a man whose name was four body parts |
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Post by jesusmcmuffin on Oct 8, 2024 20:25:27 GMT
Was he the one that did a bullyhead before taking a throw in? Edit: must have been this random player Was a player at Stafford Rangers used to do that His name was something like Genghis Khan Pretty sure was outlawed, the throw in, not Genghis Khan. He just outlawed other nations |
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Post by banksisgod on Oct 8, 2024 21:36:15 GMT
Many years ago (late seventies?), a dual player for Dublin (that is, one who played both football and hurling for the county) injured his little finger playing football for his club. The finger stuck out at a strange angle, preventing him from holding the hurley properly. His solution was to have the finger lopped off.
He missed one game!!
...and to think that players today fall over in agony if you breathe on them.
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Post by banksisgod on Oct 8, 2024 21:38:11 GMT
By the way, his name was Mick Holden, and once appeared on "A Question of Sport" in the "What Happened Next" part.
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Post by jesusmcmuffin on Oct 8, 2024 21:41:00 GMT
Carlos Roa the Argentine keeper who saved Batty's penalty lost his finger seem to remember. He got his wedding ring caught in the hook that holds the netting to the crossbar and it tore his finger off
He was an odd character. He retired early in 2000 as he thought the World was going to end and became an uncontactable recluse in the Argentinian mountains.
His club wanted to give him a new contract but no one could get in touch with him apparently
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Post by senojbor on Oct 8, 2024 21:56:40 GMT
Carlos Roa the Argentine keeper who saved Batty's penalty lost his finger seem to remember. He got his wedding ring caught in the hook that holds the netting to the crossbar and it tore his finger off He was an odd character. He retired early in 2000 as he thought the World was going to end and became an uncontactable recluse in the Argentinian mountains. His club wanted to give him a new contract but no one could get in touch with him apparently He didn't sign because he believed the world was going to end in the near future. A bit like Stoke fans after a defeat |
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Post by onionman on Oct 8, 2024 22:11:05 GMT
If he did lose his thumb, could he still play? Is there anything that prohibits him from doing so? Has there ever been a professional amputee footballer? Hakan Soderstjerna, aka The One Armed Bandit. |
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Post by jesusmcmuffin on Oct 8, 2024 22:41:19 GMT
Carlos Roa the Argentine keeper who saved Batty's penalty lost his finger seem to remember. He got his wedding ring caught in the hook that holds the netting to the crossbar and it tore his finger off He was an odd character. He retired early in 2000 as he thought the World was going to end and became an uncontactable recluse in the Argentinian mountains. His club wanted to give him a new contract but no one could get in touch with him apparently He didn't sign because he believed the world was going to end in the near future. A bit like Stoke fans after a defeat 😁 South American keepers often look and act like they've escaped from some asylum |
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Post by y_oh_y_delilah on Oct 8, 2024 22:44:15 GMT
Carlos Roa the Argentine keeper who saved Batty's penalty lost his finger seem to remember. He got his wedding ring caught in the hook that holds the netting to the crossbar and it tore his finger off He was an odd character. He retired early in 2000 as he thought the World was going to end and became an uncontactable recluse in the Argentinian mountains. His club wanted to give him a new contract but no one could get in touch with him apparently He didn't sign because he believed the world was going to end in the near future. Given what’s going on in the Middle East and Ukraine he may well yet be right! |
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Post by Bombus on Oct 8, 2024 23:15:07 GMT
If he did lose his thumb, could he still play? Is there anything that prohibits him from doing so? Has there ever been a professional amputee footballer? There was a winger in Sweden called Håkan Södertjerna who in 2002 almost made it to the national team - it's crazy to think he played in the country's top tier with just the one arm. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/H%C3%A5kan_S%C3%B6derstjerna |
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Post by maninasuitcase on Oct 8, 2024 23:20:05 GMT
Reminds me of that newcastle player marcelino who couldn't play due to a finger injury.
Think he only played a dozen games in 3 or 4 years.
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Post by Northy on Oct 9, 2024 6:59:35 GMT
Liam Lawrence tripping over his dog was a good un 😆 At least tripping over your dog might be included in a risk assessment, I don’t think brushing your teeth or doing the dishes would. Anyway why hasn’t he got a dishwasher the tight bastard? We defo did well to steer clear of that particular bad apple, not good for morale in the dressing room You don't put nice glasses in a dishwasher it will scratch them. The only load I will put in the dishwasher is ... |
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Post by ohbottom on Oct 9, 2024 8:36:42 GMT
At least tripping over your dog might be included in a risk assessment, I don’t think brushing your teeth or doing the dishes would. Anyway why hasn’t he got a dishwasher the tight bastard? We defo did well to steer clear of that particular bad apple, not good for morale in the dressing room Fair point about the dishwasher. Why the fook isn't his Mrs doing it 😂 Wags don't like to risk breaking their nails |
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