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Post by Mickstoke on Jun 28, 2008 20:24:04 GMT
AS A WOMAN PASSED HER DAUGHTER'S CLOSED BEDROOM DOOR, SHE HEARD
A STRANGE BUZZING NOISE COMING FROM WITHIN. OPENING THE DOOR, SHE
OBSERVED HER DAUGHTER WITH A VIBRATOR.
SHOCKED, SHE ASKED: 'WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU DOING?'
THE DAUGHTER REPLIED: 'MOM , I'M THIRTY-FIVE YEARS OLD, UNMARRIED, AND
THIS THING IS ABOUT AS CLOSE AS I'LL EVER GET TO A HUSBAND. PLEASE, GO
AWAY AND LEAVE ME ALONE.'
THE NEXT DAY, THE GIRL'S FATHER HEARD THE SAME BUZZ COMING FROM
THE OTHER SIDE OF THE CLOSED BEDROOM DOOR.
UPON ENTERING THE ROOM, HE OBSERVED HIS DAUGHTER MAKING PASSIONATE
LOVE TO HER VIBRATOR.
TO HIS QUERY AS TO WHAT SHE WAS DOING, THE DAUGHTER SAID: 'DAD
I'M THIRTY-FIVE, UNMARRIED, AND THIS THING IS ABOUT AS CLOSE AS I'LL
EVER GET TO A HUSBAND. PLEASE, GO AWAY AND LEAVE ME ALONE.'
A COUPLE DAYS LATER, THE WIFE CAME HOME FROM A SHOPPING TRIP, PLACED
THE GROCERIES ON THE KITCHEN COUNTER, AND HEARD THAT BUZZING NOISE
COMING FROM, OF ALL PLACES, THE LIVING ROOM.
SHE ENTERED THAT AREA AND OBSERVED HER HUSBAND SITTING ON THE COUCH,
DOWNING A COLD BEER, AND STARING AT THE TV.
THE VIBRATOR WAS NEXT TO HIM ON THE COUCH, BUZZING LIKE CRAZY.
THE WIFE ASKED: 'WHAT THE *@!* ARE YOU DOING?'
THE HUSBAND REPLIED: 'I'M WATCHING FOOTBALL WITH MY SON- IN-LAW.'
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Post by boothenendboy on Jun 28, 2008 20:25:32 GMT
not bad at all.
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Post by mark71 on Jun 28, 2008 20:25:36 GMT
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Pisser
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Post by scfctilidie on Jun 28, 2008 20:59:55 GMT
I posted that on here on the joke karma thread a few weeks back and yesterday someone got lots of credit for finding that mymatchview site when i also posted that time ago gettin a tad pissed off with people nickin my threads lol  |
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Post by alaningrays on Jun 28, 2008 21:12:22 GMT
shit happens
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Post by Mickstoke on Jun 28, 2008 21:15:00 GMT
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Post by Fred Zeppelin on Jun 28, 2008 21:33:37 GMT
I'm having that one ;D ;D
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Post by RobPa on Jun 28, 2008 21:47:25 GMT
haha like it!
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Post by BuzzB on Jun 28, 2008 22:11:33 GMT
class ;D ;D whoevers it was  |
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Post by powchirper on Jun 28, 2008 23:18:25 GMT
posted before but i think its funny.
A man is in a bar when a tramp walks in and says "i'll sell you this ferret for £50"
The man says "Why would I want a Ferret?"
Tramp "He'll give the best B.J. of your life"
Man "O.K. then,"
The man goes home to tell his wife
Man "Hey look here darling, i got a Ferret for £50!"
Wife "What does he do?"
Man "He gives the best B.J. of your life!!!"
Wife "What am i supposed to do with it?"
Man "Teach it to Cook then fuck Off!!!"
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