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Post by samwidge on Jun 29, 2024 11:52:51 GMT
All you need is a ball and a wall 😀 As long as it doesn’t bust 😂😂 A boe agen a woe an 'ope it dunna bost.
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Post by toppercorner on Jun 29, 2024 11:54:32 GMT
I hope that water he’s drinking - don’t want to set a bad example for the players of course it is ..... it's to help him hydrate after all the MDMA he's taken in Arcadia
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Post by bayernoatcake on Jun 29, 2024 12:02:18 GMT
I think what Bayern is saying is it doesn't paint him in a positive light but also not in a negative one either. There is simply just nothing wrong with him being with people he is clearly close to. Yeah it’s literally 🤷♂️ It’s a nice photo of some mates having a nice time.
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Post by Staffsoatcake on Jun 29, 2024 12:06:44 GMT
Was it Jimmy Greaves who once said "All this running around,by the time we get to see the ball,we will have forgotten what it looks like"?
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Post by maine on Jun 29, 2024 12:13:42 GMT
Staffsoatcake (great handle) thinks Greaves made the practicing without ball comment. Maybe, but in his autobiography Danny Blanchflower said the same thing in explaining why he was desperate to leave Villa for Spurs.
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Post by march4 on Jun 29, 2024 12:22:45 GMT
I’m undecided about fitness work with the ball. I still think there’s room for running the bastards up hills till they collapse in pools of their own vomit. Maybe that’s just because I’m jealous of them getting paid fortunes to play football and I just like the thought of them having to suffer at least a little bit. 4 weeks of running up Trentham Hills. The lack of fitness and stamina in our squad has been alarming in recent seasons. Messing about with a football is not going to improve things.
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Post by skidog on Jun 29, 2024 12:26:59 GMT
They can have all the ball skills in the world but it matters not one jot if they’re fookd after 50-60 minites 🙄
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Post by bayernoatcake on Jun 29, 2024 12:47:49 GMT
The obsession with running is insane.
They’re going to be running whilst using the ball, it’s not like they’re going to be on some jolly.
It’s a fucking disease.
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Post by J-Roar on Jun 29, 2024 12:52:01 GMT
Was it Jimmy Greaves who once said "All this running around,by the time we get to see the ball,we will have forgotten what it looks like"? He was used to lying in pools of his own vomit to be fair. Probably didn't notice the difference
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Post by J-Roar on Jun 29, 2024 12:52:43 GMT
I’m undecided about fitness work with the ball. I still think there’s room for running the bastards up hills till they collapse in pools of their own vomit. Maybe that’s just because I’m jealous of them getting paid fortunes to play football and I just like the thought of them having to suffer at least a little bit. 4 weeks of running up Trentham Hills. The lack of fitness and stamina in our squad has been alarming in recent seasons. Messing about with a football is not going to improve things. Footballs are irrelevant?
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Post by Laughing Gravy on Jun 29, 2024 13:48:32 GMT
I think what Bayern is saying is it doesn't paint him in a positive light but also not in a negative one either. There is simply just nothing wrong with him being with people he is clearly close to. If it's not negative then it has to b positive, Shirley. ![;)](//storage.proboards.com/800541/images/0m0lbCuTEBzaRn6f8QaM.gif)
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Post by Clayton Wood on Jun 29, 2024 16:21:11 GMT
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Post by Bojan Mackey on Jun 29, 2024 16:27:11 GMT
That’s my manager.
Goooooarn Schuey I cant wait to see the videos of him snorting bash off a wheelie bin whilst Amelie Lens is on before being found asleep in a urinal with no shoes on and a play stethoscope from a child’s doctors playset around his neck.
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Post by thisisouryear on Jun 30, 2024 7:30:42 GMT
The obsession with running is insane. They’re going to be running whilst using the ball, it’s not like they’re going to be on some jolly. It’s a fucking disease. I would have them playing basketball because you have to be ridiculously fit to play it and they might learn a bit more about finding space to receive the ball plus it's all about moving the ball forward and attacking.
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Post by chuffedstokie on Jun 30, 2024 7:43:57 GMT
The obsession with running is insane. They’re going to be running whilst using the ball, it’s not like they’re going to be on some jolly. It’s a fucking disease. I would have them playing basketball because you have to be ridiculously fit to play it and they might learn a bit more about finding space to receive the ball plus it's all about moving the ball forward and attacking. Indoor hockey is the same, trust me on that one.
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Post by stokiejoe on Jun 30, 2024 7:57:45 GMT
Different players need different running skills. Most need explosive 10 pace sprint, some need a longer distance. What both need is the fitness levels to recover quickly and last throughout the match.
I may be wrong but as soon as Schuey took over the fitness levels improved and we were beginning to last 90 minutes. Hopefully if I am right we should see much improved fitness levels this season.
We will see
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Post by danceswithclams on Jun 30, 2024 8:18:59 GMT
That’s my manager. Goooooarn Schuey I cant wait to see the videos of him snorting bash off a wheelie bin whilst Amelie Lens is on before being found asleep in a urinal with no shoes on and a play stethoscope from a child’s doctors playset around his neck. Appoints a weedy white guy called Felix with stinky dreadlocks as first team coach after buying some phet off him (and subsequently bonding with him) at 6am at West Holts 😅
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Post by benjaminbiscuit on Jun 30, 2024 8:20:23 GMT
Must be interested in signing Chris Martin did ok for Derby and be great for singalong team spirit
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Post by thisisouryear on Jun 30, 2024 8:31:37 GMT
I would have them playing basketball because you have to be ridiculously fit to play it and they might learn a bit more about finding space to receive the ball plus it's all about moving the ball forward and attacking. Indoor hockey is the same, trust me on that one. I can imagine, it takes a lot out of you going one end to the other constantly because it just seems like you are always sprinting. I used to love playing Basketball but I was fucked after 5 minutes and I was fairly fit. I can understand why they have so many breaks. There's a lot of positives in playing other sports for fitness
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Post by mattador78 on Jun 30, 2024 9:27:39 GMT
Why not run but with a ball at their feet. Two birds one stone 🤔
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Post by davethebass on Jun 30, 2024 9:32:00 GMT
All you need is a ball and a wall 😀 As long as it doesn’t bust 😂😂 Just dunner yed eet back 😅🙃
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Post by ian57 on Jun 30, 2024 9:33:49 GMT
Back in the day my friends and I used to go and see hawkwind at most of the free festivals. Great times especially if sunshine had spiked the water with lsd.
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Post by Mr_DaftBurger on Jun 30, 2024 9:39:29 GMT
That’s my manager. Goooooarn Schuey I cant wait to see the videos of him snorting bash off a wheelie bin whilst Amelie Lens is on before being found asleep in a urinal with no shoes on and a play stethoscope from a child’s doctors playset around his neck. Appoints a weedy white guy called Felix with stinky dreadlocks as first team coach after buying some phet off him (and subsequently bonding with him) at 6am at West Holts 😅 At 6 o'clock the Bet365 looks very very very far away, heyay...
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Post by davethebass on Jun 30, 2024 9:41:59 GMT
Why not run but with a ball at their feet. Two birds one stone 🤔 That's what Sir Stan did, he used go running along Blackpool beach, and he always took the ball with him
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Post by march4 on Jun 30, 2024 9:42:49 GMT
The obsession with running is insane. They’re going to be running whilst using the ball, it’s not like they’re going to be on some jolly. It’s a fucking disease. You need to tell that to the Royal Marines then. Imagine how fit they could getting kicking a football around.
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Post by bayernoatcake on Jun 30, 2024 9:50:19 GMT
The obsession with running is insane. They’re going to be running whilst using the ball, it’s not like they’re going to be on some jolly. It’s a fucking disease. You need to tell that to the Royal Marines then. Imagine how fit they could getting kicking a football around. Thankfully our players aren’t expected to yomp 40 miles carrying a pack that weighs over 50kg plus a rifle. But are expected to kick a football accurately.
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Post by march4 on Jun 30, 2024 9:50:47 GMT
In a game of football your team will be in possession for an average of 50% of the time. In that 50% the possession will be shared out between the 11 players. But the keeper hogs the ball much more than the others. So if an outfield player is well involved they can expect 3 to 4% of possession. And 96% hard running.
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Post by march4 on Jun 30, 2024 9:51:54 GMT
You need to tell that to the Royal Marines then. Imagine how fit they could getting kicking a football around. Thankfully our players aren’t expected to yomp 40 miles carrying a pack that weighs over 50kg plus a rifle. But are expected to kick a football accurately. They can already do the latter. It’s the former that’s the problem. Otherwise the Royal Marines have been doing it wrong for centuries.
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Post by bayernoatcake on Jun 30, 2024 9:55:54 GMT
Thankfully our players aren’t expected to yomp 40 miles carrying a pack that weighs over 50kg plus a rifle. But are expected to kick a football accurately. They can already do the latter. It’s the former that’s the problem. Otherwise the Royal Marines have been doing it wrong for centuries. There’s little evidence to suggest they can. Again thankfully our players don’t the fitness of the Royal Marinea and it’s totally different and just not relevant in any way.
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Post by baconburger on Jun 30, 2024 10:00:22 GMT
Different players need different running skills. Most need explosive 10 pace sprint, some need a longer distance. What both need is the fitness levels to recover quickly and last throughout the match. I may be wrong but as soon as Schuey took over the fitness levels improved and we were beginning to last 90 minutes. Hopefully if I am right we should see much improved fitness levels this season. We will see They’re never going to be at their peak fitness all the way through a 10 month season. It’s virtually impossible. Also you don’t want players in certain positions pacing themselves to last the 90 especially with all the subs that are available. You want their maximum impact and they have all the data available to them as to when that point has passed. Conversely changing players in some positions is more destabilising and not desirable CB’s, DM’s for example that’s why I’d like to see Burger improve his stamina to be fully effective for longer whilst wanting FB’s WB’s, wingers or wide forwards to just put in everything and the bench to decide when their levels are falling away.
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