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Post by skip on Feb 10, 2024 18:53:02 GMT
Admin can decide if its worth its own thread but fuck me, you knew it wasn't going in when he was haunched down on his knees beforehand.
It goes in and 2:3 and Stoke get to chase a point. He passes it into the goalies midriff and the game ended.
Infuriatingly shit. It actually made me feel a bit sick.
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Post by onionman on Feb 10, 2024 18:56:08 GMT
Yet another player with a fantastic penalty record arrives at Stoke and turns into a clown from the spot.
If you see the replay the behind the goal, he wasn’t even looking at where the keeper was diving.
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Post by maninasuitcase on Feb 10, 2024 18:56:25 GMT
I was right behind the goal. You knew exactly where it was going. The keeper knew, we knew. It was a fucking atrocious penalty.
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Post by FullerMagic on Feb 10, 2024 18:57:31 GMT
Only his 3rd miss in 28 apparently - which is phenomenally good.
But is of absolutely no comfort.
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Post by jesusmcmuffin on Feb 10, 2024 18:58:00 GMT
Admin can decide if its worth its own thread but fuck me, you knew it wasn't going in when he was haunched down on his knees beforehand. It goes in and 2:3 and Stoke get to chase a point. He passes it into the goalies midriff and the game ended. Infuriatingly shit. It actually made me feel a bit sick. With that technique it can go horribly wrong if the keeper wise to it , waiting for the keeper to go then stroking it into the other corner. Quite a few who do that have been caught out
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Post by xchpotter on Feb 10, 2024 18:58:37 GMT
I’m sure he doesn’t give a toss about it. Still gets paid and what’s the big deal. Like too many at the club, they don’t care.
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Post by jesusmcmuffin on Feb 10, 2024 18:59:47 GMT
I’m sure he doesn’t give a toss about it. Still gets paid and what’s the big deal. Like too many at the club, they don’t care. He looked mortified on full time to be fair
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Post by skip on Feb 10, 2024 19:00:57 GMT
Admin can decide if its worth its own thread but fuck me, you knew it wasn't going in when he was haunched down on his knees beforehand. It goes in and 2:3 and Stoke get to chase a point. He passes it into the goalies midriff and the game ended. Infuriatingly shit. It actually made me feel a bit sick. With that technique it can go horribly wrong if the keeper wise to it , waiting for the keeper to go then stroking it into the other corner. Quite a few who do that have been caught out When a player has an eye on goal in open play from twelve yards, unless you're someone like Messi, you twat it. I can't be doing with all this trotting up to the penalty spot like a fucking prancing horse and then side stepping it.
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Post by chamberlain on Feb 10, 2024 19:02:53 GMT
I’m sure he doesn’t give a toss about it. Still gets paid and what’s the big deal. Like too many at the club, they don’t care. He looked mortified on full time to be fair He was walking about with his hood up on the halfway line when I saw him useless prick
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Post by chamberlain on Feb 10, 2024 19:03:38 GMT
With that technique it can go horribly wrong if the keeper wise to it , waiting for the keeper to go then stroking it into the other corner. Quite a few who do that have been caught out When a player has an eye on goal in open play from twelve yards, unless you're someone like Messi, you twat it. I can't be doing with all this trotting up to the penalty spot like a fucking prancing horse and then side stepping it. Spot on mate
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Post by hcstokie on Feb 10, 2024 19:04:13 GMT
I’m sure he doesn’t give a toss about it. Still gets paid and what’s the big deal. Like too many at the club, they don’t care. He looked mortified on full time to be fair He looked shit scared of getting abused, so hid under his fucking hood like a coward. Didn’t look mortified to me.
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Post by jesusmcmuffin on Feb 10, 2024 19:05:51 GMT
With that technique it can go horribly wrong if the keeper wise to it , waiting for the keeper to go then stroking it into the other corner. Quite a few who do that have been caught out When a player has an eye on goal in open play from twelve yards, unless you're someone like Messi, you twat it. I can't be doing with all this trotting up to the penalty spot like a fucking prancing horse and then side stepping it. Best pen takers I can remember never did that Julian Dicks the exception
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Post by bertiestan on Feb 10, 2024 19:06:39 GMT
With that technique it can go horribly wrong if the keeper wise to it , waiting for the keeper to go then stroking it into the other corner. Quite a few who do that have been caught out When a player has an eye on goal in open play from twelve yards, unless you're someone like Messi, you twat it. I can't be doing with all this trotting up to the penalty spot like a fucking prancing horse and then side stepping it. To be fair skip his technique has served him well in the past. When he’s missing pens it’s written in the stars.
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Post by jesusmcmuffin on Feb 10, 2024 19:07:04 GMT
He looked mortified on full time to be fair He looked shit scared of getting abused, so hid under his fucking hood like a coward. Didn’t look mortified to me. Depends on your agenda against him
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Post by superjw on Feb 10, 2024 19:08:10 GMT
At this point where things are to the wire you don’t dick around with a penalty, put your laces through it and get it buried - that’s what he should have done.
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Post by Rick Grimes on Feb 10, 2024 19:11:48 GMT
I don’t understand why players don’t just pick a corner and rifle it in.
To take a penalty like he did which is at an ideal height for a keeper to make the save and in the area he did is criminal.
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Post by hcstokie on Feb 10, 2024 19:12:04 GMT
He looked shit scared of getting abused, so hid under his fucking hood like a coward. Didn’t look mortified to me. Depends on your agenda against him I have no agenda against him. He took a shit penalty and missed. I didn’t sympathise whilst watching him stand there like that, whilst his captain and one of our only decent players, went over to the fans and took the brunt of it.
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Post by jesusmcmuffin on Feb 10, 2024 19:12:26 GMT
At this point where things are to the wire you don’t dick around with a penalty, put your laces through it and get it buried - that’s what he should have done. Not when your technique has such an impressive hit rate. Easy to be a wise ass afterwards. Why would you change what has worked so well?
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Post by middleoftheboothen on Feb 10, 2024 19:13:19 GMT
I've had wanks with a lot more force.
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Post by Gary Hackett on Feb 10, 2024 19:22:18 GMT
He wants bollocking for that penalty miss, if that had gone in it would have been a totally different game and we'd have got something out of it.
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Post by thedeadlyshart on Feb 10, 2024 19:24:08 GMT
I don’t understand why players don’t just pick a corner and rifle it in. To take a penalty like he did which is at an ideal height for a keeper to make the save and in the area he did is criminal. I think that’s what he did and why he missed. Before he started his long run up the goalkeeper was off center to Johnson’s right. And during the run up the goalkeeper moved even closer to that side. Then Johnson hit it, and it was an easy save. If he had noticed the goalkeeper cheating to one side, adjusted, and hit it to the other side or down the middle it would have been a goal.
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Post by swinny on Feb 10, 2024 19:24:10 GMT
Players should be yellow carded at the very least for these dickhead too toe run ups.
Anyone that misses them makes them look a bigger dickhead than they already are.
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Post by stokest5 on Feb 10, 2024 19:28:26 GMT
Depends on your agenda against him I have no agenda against him. He took a shit penalty and missed. I didn’t sympathise whilst watching him stand there like that, whilst his captain and one of our only decent players, went over to the fans and took the brunt of it. I ain’t no fan of his but what do you expect him do? If he came over to the fans clapping he’d get absolutely slaughtered on here saying he’s taking the piss.
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Post by FullerMagic on Feb 10, 2024 19:31:06 GMT
He's had the strange build-up to all his pens, by the looks of it.
It was the same against Swansea - and this one was 4 years ago.
And his record seems to be unusually good.
But when you miss, you're going to look stupid.
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Post by prestwichpotter on Feb 10, 2024 19:32:11 GMT
Players miss penalties, as annoying as that is.
I was more frustrated by his non-performance in general…..
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Post by jay1610 on Feb 10, 2024 19:32:36 GMT
Players miss penalties. His record is good, it happens.
It’s the fact that he is utterly atrocious in everything else that he does that’s the problem.
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Post by clarkeda on Feb 10, 2024 19:32:50 GMT
At what point do we just throw logic out the window.
The bloke was best mate of the manager who’s just been replaced taken a penalty that will have a big influence on new managers position.
I’d have let burger or Ennis have it
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Post by jay1610 on Feb 10, 2024 19:33:13 GMT
Players miss penalties, as annoying as that is. I was more frustrated by his non-performance in general….. We posted almost exactly the same thing, at exactly the same time. Weird!
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Post by clarkeda on Feb 10, 2024 19:33:29 GMT
Only his 3rd miss in 28 apparently - which is phenomenally good. But is of absolutely no comfort. 2 of those are with us are they not?
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Post by prestwichpotter on Feb 10, 2024 19:34:05 GMT
Players miss penalties, as annoying as that is. I was more frustrated by his non-performance in general….. We posted almost exactly the same thing, at exactly the same time. Weird! Great minds and all that……
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