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Jun 23, 2008 20:47:35 GMT
Post by scfc147 on Jun 23, 2008 20:47:35 GMT
Little girl takes a shower with he nan, she points down and asks "What's that?" Nan replies "That' my beaver!" Next day little girl takes a shower with her mum and points down and says "I know what that is! That's your beaver!" "Oh yeah" replies mum "How do you know that?"
"Nan told me! But I think hers is dead cuz it's tongue is hanging out!!!!"
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Joke
Jun 23, 2008 20:54:59 GMT
Post by Bojan Mackey on Jun 23, 2008 20:54:59 GMT
Thats sick ;D
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Joke
Jun 23, 2008 21:50:56 GMT
Post by PotteringThrough on Jun 23, 2008 21:50:56 GMT
Thats horrible ;D
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Joke
Jun 23, 2008 21:54:19 GMT
Post by trend....... on Jun 23, 2008 21:54:19 GMT
be right back, off to have a quick wank.
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Joke
Jun 23, 2008 21:55:33 GMT
Post by scfcmatt on Jun 23, 2008 21:55:33 GMT
Can i join you? We can blindfold if you want...
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Joke
Jun 23, 2008 21:58:37 GMT
Post by powchirper on Jun 23, 2008 21:58:37 GMT
A bosun mate and a gunny sergeant were sitting on the fantail one day arguing over which was the superior service. After a swig of coffee the Marine says, 'Well, we had Iwo Jima.'
Arching his eyebrows, the Sailor replies, 'We had the Battle of Midway.
'Not entirely true', responded the Marine. 'Some of those pilots were Marines, in fact, Henderson Field on Guadalcanal was named after a Marine pilot killed at the Battle of Midway.'
The Sailor responds, 'Point taken.'
The Marine then says, 'We Marines were born at Tunn Tavern!'
The sailor, nodding agreement, says, 'But we had John Paul Jones.'
The argument continued until the old sarge comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion. With a flourish of finality he says...... 'The Marines invented sex!'
The bosun replies, 'That is true, but it was Sailors who introduced it to the ladies.'
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