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JOKE.
Jun 23, 2008 13:52:39 GMT
Post by Staffsoatcake on Jun 23, 2008 13:52:39 GMT
Jehovahs witness knocks on this old mans door.
The old man lets him in.
After telling the Jehovahs witness to sit down,he says to him,
"well lad what have you got to say"?
The jehovahs witness replies.
"I dont know what to say,I have never got this far before"
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JOKE.
Jun 23, 2008 14:31:11 GMT
Post by Staffsoatcake on Jun 23, 2008 14:31:11 GMT
Blind man walks into a cafe and starts swinging his dog above his head. " What are you doing" the waitress asks. "Looking for a seat" the blind man replies.  |
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JOKE.
Jun 23, 2008 14:34:28 GMT
Post by the cat on Jun 23, 2008 14:34:28 GMT
A doctor in Dublin wanted to get off work and go fishing, so he approached his assistant Murphy who was a young trainee medical student.
'Murphy, I am going huntin' tomorrah and I'm not wantin' t'close de clinic. I'll be wantin' you to take care of de clinic and take care of all me patients so I am'.
'Yes, sur!' says Murphy. 'That'll not be a problen so it wont.'
The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day and asks:
' So, Murphy, how wuz yor day?'
Murphy told him that he only took care of three patients.
'The first one had a headache so he did, so I gave him some Paracetamol.'
'Bravo Murphy lad, and the second one?' asks the doctor.
'The second one had indigestion and I so gave him Gaviscon, so I did sur' says Murphy.
'Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the tird one?' asks the doctor..
'Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door flies open and a gorgeous young woman borsts in so she does. She tears off her clothes, taking off everyting including her bra and her panties and lies down on the table, spreading her legs and shouts: 'HELP ME for the love of St Patrick! For five years I have not seen a man!''
'Tunderin' lard Jesus Murphy, what did you do?' asks the doctor.
'I examined her for cataracts and I put drops in her eyes so I did.'
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JOKE.
Jun 23, 2008 14:52:06 GMT
Post by powchirper on Jun 23, 2008 14:52:06 GMT
Cat, Why is the Irish doctor speaking with a west Indian accent.  |
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JOKE.
Jun 23, 2008 14:59:55 GMT
Post by scfcmatt on Jun 23, 2008 14:59:55 GMT
this has probably been everywhere but got it sent to me via text last week:
Paul says to John "i found this girl by the railway track and we had sex in every way imagineable!". John replies "Wow, did you get a blow job?". Paul says "no, i never found the head"
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JOKE.
Jun 23, 2008 15:04:57 GMT
Post by the cat on Jun 23, 2008 15:04:57 GMT
Chirper Must be Pat o'Banton |
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JOKE.
Jun 23, 2008 16:12:00 GMT
Post by powchirper on Jun 23, 2008 16:12:00 GMT
Chirper Must be Pat o'Banton ;D Be jeezus |
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