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Post by ihaveadream on Aug 22, 2022 11:39:57 GMT
'Which makes me as hard as a totem pole' might go down in poetry history as the greatest line ever conceived by man I have just gone an interesting shade of puke green
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Post by Deleted on Aug 22, 2022 11:45:41 GMT
They should read that before the next Wales game ...is their Pottermouth cry.
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Post by lagwafis on Aug 22, 2022 14:37:06 GMT
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Post by RF10 on Aug 22, 2022 15:20:22 GMT
I can't cope, utter utter genius.
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Post by loosestools on Aug 22, 2022 16:42:31 GMT
The Welsh William Topaz McGonagall! Beautiful Railway Bridge of the Silv’ry Tay! Alas! I am very sorry to say That ninety lives have been taken away On the last Sabbath day of 1879, Which will be remember’d for a very long time. Because it made me as hard as a totem pole Just read this - made me LOL
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Post by cvillestokie on Aug 22, 2022 16:51:32 GMT
I see Sir Alex Ferguson has gone out to bat for Giggs in the court room today. Not sure what to make of this one but one thing is for certain, Giggs is what we would have called a 'cock happy' fella, it seems he is Cheshire's top shagger, I'm surprised his knob hasn't fallen off! Condom - deep heat - condom. If one of them fails, someone is jumping off in a hurry!
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Post by loosestools on Aug 22, 2022 16:54:57 GMT
Benjamin Mendy is Cheshire's top shagger - 10000 women - he must be a spunk factory on overtime.
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Post by theonlooker on Aug 22, 2022 19:36:08 GMT
It's not what I'd class as horny. I'd class it as full on weird.
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Post by FranktheRabbit on Aug 22, 2022 20:29:21 GMT
Obviously nobody knows what goes on behind closed doors. But sharing this sort of personal and intimate information is so tacky. If there's evidence that he has committed a crime against her then fine let's hear it. But why is it necessary for anyone to hear about things he has written to his own Mrs. I feel like a sad that for even reading it. It is pretty hilarious though.
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Post by PenkPonther on Aug 22, 2022 21:35:34 GMT
Regarding Totemgate, some lass has written on Facebook: "The Vogons called; they want their poetry back..."
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Post by skip on Aug 22, 2022 22:42:18 GMT
Obviously nobody knows what goes on behind closed doors. But sharing this sort of personal and intimate information is so tacky. If there's evidence that he has committed a crime against her then fine let's hear it. But why is it necessary for anyone to hear about things he has written to his own Mrs. I feel like a sad that for even reading it. His defence shared it with the court, in a rather misjudged attempt to show how he loved his missus.
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Post by marylandstoke on Aug 23, 2022 0:12:40 GMT
Obviously nobody knows what goes on behind closed doors. But sharing this sort of personal and intimate information is so tacky. If there's evidence that he has committed a crime against her then fine let's hear it. But why is it necessary for anyone to hear about things he has written to his own Mrs. I feel like a sad that for even reading it. His defence shared it with the court, in a rather misjudged attempt to show how he loved his missus. Swing and a miss as they say over here.
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Post by PotterLog on Aug 23, 2022 16:59:05 GMT
Obviously nobody knows what goes on behind closed doors. But sharing this sort of personal and intimate information is so tacky. If there's evidence that he has committed a crime against her then fine let's hear it. But why is it necessary for anyone to hear about things he has written to his own Mrs. I feel like a sad that for even reading it. His defence shared it with the court, in a rather misjudged attempt to show how he loved his missus. The reason I’d be using it in the defence would be to contend that there is simply no way someone this imbecilic could have the wherewithal to manipulate another individual
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Post by skip on Aug 23, 2022 17:01:23 GMT
His defence shared it with the court, in a rather misjudged attempt to show how he loved his missus. The reason I’d be using it in the defence would be to contend that there is simply no way someone this imbecilic would have the wherewithal to manipulate another individual I suspect it's not manipulate, its control and possibly use a back hander when the coercion is rejected. Some men simply don't like hearing the word 'no'.
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Post by thehartshillbadger on Aug 23, 2022 17:02:44 GMT
Isn’t this prick in prison yet?
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Post by JoeinOz on Aug 23, 2022 21:52:07 GMT
Was Alex Ferguson really an appropriate character witness?
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Post by benjaminbiscuit on Aug 24, 2022 5:12:24 GMT
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Post by nott1 on Aug 24, 2022 8:09:34 GMT
Was Alex Ferguson really an appropriate character witness? No but he is a prick too!
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Post by redstriper on Aug 24, 2022 9:25:47 GMT
Benjamin Mendy is Cheshire's top shagger - 10000 women - he must be a spunk factory on overtime. some media hype methinks... he's only been in Cheshire since july 2017, at that rate he'd have to have shagged 11 women every two days, or 38 per week, for the entire period - including the past year.....
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