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Post by bayernoatcake on Oct 1, 2021 21:58:00 GMT
We have to go there.
What is going on? It feels like Ronaldo could stick a Stoke shirt on and he’d take the worst penalty he’s ever taken and miss.
There was a lot of nervousness around it from the crowd but they were missing them in lockdown and they’ve been missing them ever since.
Do they know our record?
Did we kill 382929473 black cats?
It’s so fucking hard to explain.
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Post by Bojan Mackey on Oct 1, 2021 21:59:14 GMT
I’m at the point now where I just expect us to miss.
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Oct 1, 2021 21:59:29 GMT
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Post by lordb on Oct 1, 2021 21:59:29 GMT
Let's leave this till tomorrow!
Definitely needs a collective rant just not tonight
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Post by terryconroysmagic on Oct 1, 2021 21:59:46 GMT
Butland has been out best penalty taker in recent years, that’s how bad it is…
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Post by Royal Donut on Oct 1, 2021 22:00:02 GMT
I blame vokes, I was going to blame kitson.
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Post by teenagefanclub on Oct 1, 2021 22:00:43 GMT
We should say fuck it and just let our keeper take them going forward, that way we can't impact the confidence of our strikers.
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Post by chuckrocky on Oct 1, 2021 22:01:04 GMT
Can we ask for a free kick just outside the box next time instead?
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Post by scfc75 on Oct 1, 2021 22:01:54 GMT
Me and my mate joke that we’d rather have a corner now
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Post by PotterLog on Oct 1, 2021 22:02:30 GMT
We have to go there. What is going on? It feels like Ronaldo could stick a Stoke shirt on and he’d take the worst penalty he’s ever taken and miss. There was a lot of nervousness around it from the crowd but they were missing them in lockdown and they’ve been missing them ever since. Do they know our record? Did we kill 382929473 black cats? It’s so fucking hard to explain. So many times we seem to choose the wrong player for it.. I didn't actually see it happen but if it was as they described on Radio Stoke and Vrancic basically gave the ball to Surridge, he's got a lot to answer for on this one.
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Post by bayernoatcake on Oct 1, 2021 22:03:37 GMT
We have to go there. What is going on? It feels like Ronaldo could stick a Stoke shirt on and he’d take the worst penalty he’s ever taken and miss. There was a lot of nervousness around it from the crowd but they were missing them in lockdown and they’ve been missing them ever since. Do they know our record? Did we kill 382929473 black cats? It’s so fucking hard to explain. So many times we seem to choose the wrong player for it.. I didn't actually see it happen but if it was as they described on Radio Stoke and Vrancic basically gave the ball to Surridge, he's got a lot to answer for on this one. I turned my back on the build up so I didn’t see it. Has Powell missed one for us? I can’t remember but he’d be my pick.
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Post by AlbertTatlock on Oct 1, 2021 22:05:21 GMT
If it's on target it's down to a 50/50 chance just like tossing a coin but fuck me we can't be that unlucky can we? Gouranga.
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Post by RF10 on Oct 1, 2021 22:06:29 GMT
As soon as Surridge got bought down he grabbed the ball and wasn't letting go. Think after Vrancic took last one off him and missed wasn't going do it again.
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Post by bayernoatcake on Oct 1, 2021 22:06:49 GMT
If it's on target it's down to a 50/50 chance just like tossing a coin but fuck me we can't be that unlucky can we? Gouranga. It’s not bad luck for sure. That was a shit peno tonight and Vrancic’s was against Barnsley.
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Post by PotterLog on Oct 1, 2021 22:07:17 GMT
So many times we seem to choose the wrong player for it.. I didn't actually see it happen but if it was as they described on Radio Stoke and Vrancic basically gave the ball to Surridge, he's got a lot to answer for on this one. I turned my back on the build up so I didn’t see it. Has Powell missed one for us? I can’t remember but he’d be my pick. I thought it was a complete given that he'd take it. Next in line probably Vrancic of who was on the pitch. No idea what Surridge was doing taking it
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Post by thepottypotter on Oct 1, 2021 22:08:32 GMT
Do they have a Sports Psychologist in the coaching staff? I think that’s what needed most to fix this.
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Post by scfc75 on Oct 1, 2021 22:09:39 GMT
I bet Souttar takes a mean pen. Can’t do any harm letting him have a go.
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Post by bayernoatcake on Oct 1, 2021 22:10:25 GMT
I turned my back on the build up so I didn’t see it. Has Powell missed one for us? I can’t remember but he’d be my pick. I thought it was a complete given that he'd take it. Next in line probably Vrancic of who was on the pitch. No idea what Surridge was doing taking it I was very shocked to turn around and see him on it. I thought Vrancic would take it tbh but yeah Surridge is way down. He’d already missed that really good chance at that point as well hadn’t he? Which didn’t bode well.
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Post by a on Oct 1, 2021 22:16:27 GMT
We are shit at them,
Sad but true
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Post by AlbertTatlock on Oct 1, 2021 22:17:28 GMT
If it's on target it's down to a 50/50 chance just like tossing a coin but fuck me we can't be that unlucky can we? Gouranga. It’s not bad luck for sure. That was a shit peno tonight and Vrancic’s was against Barnsley. Well as for Vrancic's penalty v Barnsley I was screaming for him to smack it down the middle - after all when do you see a keeper stand still? They always dive one way or the other, we'd seen bucket loads of penalties in the Euros and not once did you see a keeper having the bollox to stand still but loads of penalties were scored down the middle. So Vrancic hits it hard down the middle and guess what the fucking keeper stands still and saves it. You can't put that down anything other than bad luck - can you? Tonight's effort although not the best was on target and if the keeper dives the other way it goes in. I just think we've incurred a witches curse or there's some voodoo magic working against us. Gouranga.
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Post by bayernoatcake on Oct 1, 2021 22:19:22 GMT
It’s not bad luck for sure. That was a shit peno tonight and Vrancic’s was against Barnsley. Well as for Vrancic's penalty v Barnsley I was screaming for him to smack it down the middle - after all when do you see a keeper stand still? They always dive one way or the other, we'd seen bucket loads of penalties in the Euros and not once did you see a keeper having the bollox to stand still but loads of penalties were scored down the middle. So Vrancic hits it hard down the middle and guess what the fucking keeper stands still and saves it. You can't put that down anything other than bad luck - can you? Tonight's effort although not the best was on target and if the keeper dives the other way it goes in. I just think we've incurred a witches curse or there's some voodoo magic working against us. Gouranga. He didn’t smack it though? It was just poorly hit and straight at the goalie. Which can sum our finishing in general tbh 😂😂 That was a comfortable height and an easy save tonight. You can’t rely on the keeper going the wrong way.
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Post by spitthedog on Oct 1, 2021 22:20:21 GMT
The close up on Surridge' face before the kick told you all you needed to know.
He looked nervous as hell.
It reminded me of the last pen I was ever allowed to take for my school team.
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Post by scfcno1fan on Oct 1, 2021 22:21:06 GMT
God knows why Powell didn’t take it.
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Post by AlbertTatlock on Oct 1, 2021 22:21:16 GMT
Well as for Vrancic's penalty v Barnsley I was screaming for him to smack it down the middle - after all when do you see a keeper stand still? They always dive one way or the other, we'd seen bucket loads of penalties in the Euros and not once did you see a keeper having the bollox to stand still but loads of penalties were scored down the middle. So Vrancic hits it hard down the middle and guess what the fucking keeper stands still and saves it. You can't put that down anything other than bad luck - can you? Tonight's effort although not the best was on target and if the keeper dives the other way it goes in. I just think we've incurred a witches curse or there's some voodoo magic working against us. Gouranga. He didn’t smack it though? It was just poorly hit and straight at the goalie. Which can sum our finishing in general tbh 😂😂 That was a comfortable height and an easy save tonight. You can’t rely on the keeper going the wrong way. I'm just trying to gloss over the fact we're wank at taking penalties. Gouranga.
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Post by Fred Merger on Oct 1, 2021 22:22:11 GMT
We would actually lose to our own national team on penalties. That's how bad it's got 😉
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Post by thehartshillbadger on Oct 1, 2021 22:22:18 GMT
Why the fuck isn’t our best (and only) finisher Powell taking pens? It’s a travesty! If he doesn’t fancy I’d just turn to Souttar to twat one down the middle
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Post by PotterLog on Oct 1, 2021 22:22:34 GMT
I thought it was a complete given that he'd take it. Next in line probably Vrancic of who was on the pitch. No idea what Surridge was doing taking it I was very shocked to turn around and see him on it. I thought Vrancic would take it tbh but yeah Surridge is way down. He’d already missed that really good chance at that point as well hadn’t he? Which didn’t bode well. He'd missed at least two good chances, as he has in his last few appearances. Mad to give it to him
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Post by dirtygary69 on Oct 1, 2021 22:22:59 GMT
I don’t think we have a confident taker. Campbell hopefully .
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Post by lagwafis on Oct 1, 2021 22:29:19 GMT
Our penalty record mostly went to shit after 2016
2021/22 - Surridge vs West Brom - Missed 2021/22 - Vrancic vs Barnsley - Missed 2020/21 - Fletcher vs Huddersfield - Scored 2020/21 - Vokes vs Cardiff - Missed 2019/20 - Campbell vs Hull City - Scored 2019/20 - Gregory vs Barnsley - Scored 2019/20 - Gregory vs Fulham - Scored 2018/19 - Bojan vs Blackburn - Missed 2018/19 - Vokes vs Hull City - Missed 2018/19 - Clucas vs Preston - Missed 2018/19 - Afobe vs Aston Villa -Scored 2018/19 - Berahino vs Blackburn - Missed 2018/19 Afobe vs West Brom - Missed 2018/19 - Afobe vs Leeds - Scored 2017/18 - Shaqiri vs Swansea - Missed 2017/18 - Adam vs Brighton - Missed 2017/18 - Berahino vs Southampton - Missed 2017/18 - Adam vs Coventry - Scored 2016/17 - Arnautovic vs Swansea - Missed 2016/17 - Walters vs Chelsea - Scored 2016/17 - Bojan vs Leicester - Scored 2016/17 - Adam vs Arsenal - Scored 2016/17 - Bojan vs Bournemouth - Missed 2016/17 - Bojan vs. Man City - Scored 2015/16 - Arnutovic vs Aston Villa - Scored 2015/16 - Arnautovic vs. Everton - Scored 2015/16 - Bojan vs Crystal Palace - Scored 2015/16 - Bojan vs Swansea - Scored 2015/16 - Arnautovic vs Spurs - Scored 2014/15 - Moses vs Aston Villa - Scored 2014/15 - Bojan vs Everton - Scored 2014/15 - Adam vs Swansea - Scored 2013/14 - Arnautovic vs. Cardiff City - Scored 2013/14 - Walters vs Norwich - Scored 2013/14 - Walters vs Arsenal - Scored 2013/14 - Adam vs Swansea - Scored 2013/14 - Walters vs Liverpool - Missed 2012/13 - Walters vs QPR - Scored 2012/13 - Walters vs Newcastle - Scored 2012/13 - Walters vs Fulham - Missed 2012/13 - Walters vs Chelsea - Missed 2012/13 - Walters vs Wigan - Scored 2011/12 - Walters vs Bolton - Scored 2011/12 - Walters vs West Brom - Missed 2011/12 - Walters vs Wigan - Scored 2011/12 - Walters vs Newcastle - Scored 2011/12 - Walters vs Liverpool - Scored 2011/12 - Walters vs Besiktas - Scored 2011/12 - Walters vs Crawley - Scored 2010/11 - Etherington vs Bolton - Scored 2010/11 - Walters vs West Brom - Scored 2010/11 - Etherington vs West Brom - Scored 2010/11 - Etherington vs West Ham - Missed
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Post by march4 on Oct 1, 2021 22:29:31 GMT
So how many have we missed over the past 5 or 6 seasons?
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Post by davejohnno1 on Oct 1, 2021 22:35:54 GMT
Joe Allen or Nick Powell should surely be on penalty duty?
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