Im on the pitch at half time ...........

[GlynDerby]

And im shit:ing it

Me and my nephew are going on the pitch at half time to do the kick over wall game.

Please dont give me too much stick as my 12 year old nephew will kick my ass

[A-teen_six_T3]

How u manager get that gig then?

[Tony Clueless]

Are you a fat bastard?

[boothenendboy]

i was on once and fell over when i kicked the ball.was shittting myself aswell.lets hope the same doesnt happen to you

[GlynDerby]

Unfortunately im not a fat b@satard so thats that song out of the window........I managed it cause ive been e mailing Tony scholes about the lack of half time games, he put me in touch with a nice lady called Della at the club and she said because of my suggestions my nephew could have a go but only if i came on as well.

[cooky]

Methinks that you might regret e-mailing Mr. Scholes by the end of half time!

[DansViews]

I hope you fall over on tv

[GlynDerby]

I am going to look a total nob, If i wear boots to make sure i dont fall over i look a nob, if i just wear my trainers ill fall over and look and nob, if i wear my normal casual boots, ill toe poke it and look and a nob.........In fact im going to have work pretty hard not to look a nob

[GlynDerby]

And i doubt Sky sports will be reviewing my performance so ill be o.k

[cooky]

Well what ever you do I'm sure that you will fully entertain us all for half time!

[stokecityscott]

All that water on the pitch aswell, your going go arse over head mate, Just try not slip and break summat, or you will need the lifeboat (stretcher) to take you off

[chunkie]

why not borrow the "Mr. Testicle" outfit recently worn at Everton so it won't matter if you look a nob!

[fingers]

Do you think you will do better than those two last saturday?

[stokecityscott]

Yes they were funny, i could of kicked a bag of sand higher, than them 2 kicked it lol

[GlynDerby]

One bloke got all 3 and one bloke got none, so i'll be happy as long as i get one in..........It'd be gutting not to smash one in after going on the pitch

[A-teen_six_T3]

glynburton said:

Unfortunately im not a fat b@satard so thats that song out of the window........I managed it cause ive been e mailing Tony scholes about the lack of half time games, he put me in touch with a nice lady called Della at the club and she said because of my suggestions my nephew could have a go but only if i came on as well.

tell them you know some1 else who wnats do it next home game lol

[bbm]

glyn you are mad going on their at half time

Are you possessed? By a twat?

[vodkastoke]

Ive been on the pitch to help the little kiddies at half time, never shit it so much.
Pericard was on the pitch during half time and over hit a ball which was coming my direction so i decided to take a touch and pass it back, it skimmed off my foot into the air so i took it down on my left and passed it back on my right. How the fuck i did it i'll never know because i am known as one of the shittest players ever!¬

[trout-licker]

vodkastoke said:

Ive been on the pitch to help the little kiddies at half time, never shit it so much.
Pericard was on the pitch during half time and over hit a ball which was coming my direction so i decided to take a touch and pass it back, it skimmed off my foot into the air so i took it down on my left and passed it back on my right. How the fuck i did it i'll never know because i am known as one of the shittest players ever!¬

;D

I bet you taught Pericard a thing or 2!

[batfastard]

you going do a celebration if you get all three in?

[GlynDerby]

If i get just one in i'll be doing a lap of honour ;D