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Post by liam007 on Dec 28, 2020 11:04:16 GMT
Does not have to be Stoke City related but i'm sure for humour there will be a few,
1- Sheffield United to get less than Derby County's all time low points record.
2-Ian Holloway to get another job
3-Man City not win a trophy this season
4-All English Champions League final
5-Stoke to win play-off final.
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Post by lordb on Dec 28, 2020 11:07:43 GMT
1. Sheffield United luck to turn end up with more than 20 points (still go down)
2. Man United to miss out on top 4
3 Man United to get more penalties than anyone else
4: Watford to sack manager
5: West Ham to lose embarrassingly in the FA Cup
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Post by liam007 on Dec 28, 2020 11:09:50 GMT
1. Sheffield United luck to turn end up with more than 20 points (still go down) 2. Man United to miss out on top 4 3 Man United to get more penalties than anyone else 4: Watford to sack manager 5: West Ham to lose embarrassingly in the FA Cup Number 4 is a given mate,you have to give it a date to make it more interesting  |
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Post by lordb on Dec 28, 2020 11:12:26 GMT
1. Sheffield United luck to turn end up with more than 20 points (still go down) 2. Man United to miss out on top 4 3 Man United to get more penalties than anyone else 4: Watford to sack manager 5: West Ham to lose embarrassingly in the FA Cup Number 4 is a given mate,you have to give it a date to make it more interesting Fair point I'll replace it with no English sides in Champions League final. |
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Post by thehartshillbadger on Dec 28, 2020 11:35:09 GMT
1. Poor run of form see’s Man United sack Solskjaer and appoint the Wolves manager or Bielsa if Leeds are near the bottom.
2. Burnley, Fulham and Sheff United relegated after a last day bonanza also involving Brighton and WBA.
3. Stoke miss out on play offs on goal difference.
4. Vale to appoint Holloway till the end of the season.
5. Man City win Champions League
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Post by ravey123 on Dec 28, 2020 12:21:02 GMT
1. Fans back in stadiums at full capacity by mid May
2. Stoke lose to Brentford in Play-off Final
3. Sheff Utd break the lowest points total - can't see then getting 7 points
4. FFP suspended for 2 years
5. Vale. Appoint John Rudge to see the season out
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Post by Staffsoatcake on Dec 28, 2020 12:50:22 GMT
Liverpool retain title on last day.
Manchester, Merseyside FA Cup final.
Stoke miss out on play offs on the last day.
Rooney leaves Derby to return to the Shit, in coaching role.
Barcelona win Champions league.
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Post by chigstoke on Dec 28, 2020 13:26:09 GMT
1. Sheffield United to finish on 10 points or less 2. Stoke to finish 6th, pipping Boro at the final hurdle 3. Watford to sack Xisco after a play off loss to us  4. Bayern to win the UCL 5. Lyon to win Ligue 1 |
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Post by Stoke711 on Dec 28, 2020 13:31:59 GMT
1. Arsenal fail to qualify for Europe and sack Arteta
2. Southampton finish in top 4
3. Man City miss out on Champions league
4. Norwich, Bournemouth and Watford all fail to get promoted
5. None big 6 win FACup
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Post by Deleted on Dec 28, 2020 13:44:47 GMT
Stoke to finish top 4
pep to leave Man City end of season
Palace to have a collapse and go down
Wycombe to stay up
Nuno to leave Wolves
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Post by neckender78 on Dec 28, 2020 13:58:55 GMT
Number 4 is a given mate,you have to give it a date to make it more interesting Fair point I'll replace it with no English sides in Champions League final. Number 3 also a given. The referees Union and Stockley Park literally fall over themselves to give the Shit a penalty for anything they can get away with |
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Post by neckender78 on Dec 28, 2020 14:00:40 GMT
Edit abive was referring to LordB prediction of Man United been given more pens than anyone else
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Post by alsagerstokie on Dec 28, 2020 14:36:25 GMT
Norwich to go up as one of the top 2.
Shane Long not to score this season for Southampton.
Salford to miss out on promotion despite the money being spent.
Tottenham to finish in top 4
Pogba to finally fuck off somewhere else.
Or you cud have Choupo-Moting to leave Bayern at end of season and sign for Juve Barca or Real.
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Post by benjaminbiscuit on Dec 28, 2020 15:30:24 GMT
1 We finish between 8th and 12th After failing to improve in the January window .
2 First crowds in the bet 365 in August 2021
3 Bournemouth , Norwich , Swansea , Watford , Brentford and Boro to be the top 6
4 Sheffield Wednesday to survive possibly driven by vokes goals
5 spurs to win a cup
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Post by skip on Dec 28, 2020 15:42:26 GMT
Arsenal to finish in bottom half.
Sheff Utd to tank lower than Derby's points haul.
Stoke to get into the play offs.
An unbelievably controversial VAR call decides which Big Clubs gets into Europe and causes absolute hell up.
A Small But Lovely Old Traditional Club folds due to financial impact of Covid and Big Clubs don't do anything to help.
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Post by lawrieleslie on Dec 28, 2020 16:07:50 GMT
Butland doesn’t play any games for palace
Wimmer's contract is finally ended by mutual consent
We sign a prolific goal scorer on loan in Jan but he gets injured in Feb and is out for rest of season
Bursik retains his place despite Davies and Gunn return from injury
Return to form of MacLean helps Fletch with a flurry of goals leading to play off place
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Post by lordherefordsknob on Dec 28, 2020 16:44:23 GMT
Stoke will win some and lose some.
Somebody will win the premier league.
Port vale won’t win the F A cup.
More games will be called off due to COVID.
A t.v pundit will say “ yes but can he do it on a cold wet windy night in Stoke”.
What’s my prize?
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Post by thehartshillbadger on Dec 28, 2020 16:46:46 GMT
Stoke will win some and lose some. Somebody will win the premier league. Port vale won’t win the F A cup. More games will be called off due to COVID. A t.v pundit will say “ yes but can he do it on a cold wet windy night in Stoke”. What’s my prize? You win the STOTY award, congratulations👀 |
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Post by march4 on Dec 28, 2020 17:20:06 GMT
1 Leeds to be relegated
2 WBA to stay up
3 Sheff Weds to stay up
4 Brentford won’t be promoted
5 SCFC to be promoted
6 Vale to be a laughing stock (is that a prediction though)
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Post by dexta on Dec 28, 2020 17:37:18 GMT
Klopp to have a breakdown
We will go up
WBA will stop up
England will win the euros
Pep will walk from city
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Post by thehartshillbadger on Dec 28, 2020 18:09:44 GMT
Klopp to have a breakdown We will go up WBA will stop up England will win the euros Pep will walk from city You’re getting into Carlsberg territory there mate😀 |
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Post by The man from Utch on Dec 28, 2020 18:16:42 GMT
1, Man City win the Premiership
2, Brentford v Stoke play off final
3, West Brom avoid the drop
4, We will beat Sheff Wed at home (take that Pulis)
5, Bayern Munich win the Champions League.
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Post by dexta on Dec 28, 2020 18:35:29 GMT
Klopp to have a breakdown We will go up WBA will stop up England will win the euros Pep will walk from city You’re getting into Carlsberg territory there mate😀 red wine territory more like |
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Post by dirtclod on Dec 29, 2020 15:08:39 GMT
1) Klopp will suffer a high ankle strain celebrating a goal.
2) Wayne Rooney won't get the Derby job due to flirting with mothers of the players.
3) Port Vale will pick a kit for next year that's even more horrible than this year's
4) Dirty Leeds is coming down (And it will be everybody's fault but theirs)
5) There will be plenty more Banging Away, Banging Away, Banging Away. (Pulis pounding on the door at Wednesday for his paycheck)
Edit: OK the Leeds one is highly unlikely, but it's my "stretch goal" since the other 4 are certain locks.
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Post by ohbottom on Dec 29, 2020 15:29:00 GMT
1) first EFL team to sack manager in 2021 - Watford
2) first PL team to sack manager in 2021 - Arsenal
3) Liverpool to win title
4) Man U to finish 6th
5) 3 teams with names ending in "y" or "d" to get promoted from Championship
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Post by hardcastle on Dec 29, 2020 15:29:32 GMT
- Klopp to gurn a lot, uncontrolledly
- Solskjar to look slightly embarrassed to be here
- Pep to look a bit self satisfied
- Arteta to permanently look in shock
- Mourihno to look down his nose a lot
(MON to sail on unperturbed)
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Post by heworksardtho on Dec 29, 2020 16:14:53 GMT
1 - The first gay black footballer in the prem
2- No football fans at Stoke this Season
3- Coates to buy vale park
4- Stoke to go up thru the play offs
5- MON to Celtic in May
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Post by noustie on Dec 29, 2020 16:16:27 GMT
- Scotland to lose to Czech's and England before humping Croatia but go out on goal difference.
- Danny Ings to move from Southampton and go back to being shit again.
- Lampard to be sacked before end of the season
- Gerrard to take over at Leicester in the summer
- Messi to go to Italy
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Post by Bagwash on Dec 29, 2020 17:18:58 GMT
1)Chelsea finish outside top 4.
2)Spurs to win a trophy.
3)We sign/loan a new striker in January who
scores 15+ goals second half of season.
4)Vale sack Askey and appoint ex 'Vale legend',(their words,not mine,)Van der Laan.
5)West Brom to avoid relegation.
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Post by cheadlepotter on Dec 29, 2020 17:40:53 GMT
1. Arsenal fail to qualify for European competition. AFTV’s Ty is the favourite for the now vacant managerial role.
2. Harry Kane signs for Man Utd in the summer after Spurs fail to qualify for the Champions League.
3. Bristol City choke and fall short of the playoffs, again.
4. Ronaldo becomes the 2nd player to win the Champions League with three different clubs.
5. A ‘Shanahan Out’ campaign begins as the Vale finish near the bottom of the bottom division. They’re still better than Stoke though, apparently.
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