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Post by maninasuitcase on Nov 16, 2020 19:50:03 GMT
Well she wore big knickers and worked on the sewage farm.... Macc Ladds Sweaty Betty I put me hand in her jeans And i nearly lost half me arm.🍺🍺🍺
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Post by riverman on Nov 16, 2020 19:53:40 GMT
Hey hey mama said the way you move, Gonna make you sweat, gonna make you groove.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 16, 2020 20:10:16 GMT
Oh, let the sun beat down upon my face And stars fill my dream I'm a traveller of both time and space To be where I have been To sit with elders of the gentle race This world has seldom seen They talk of days for which they sit and wait All will be revealed
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Post by Deleted on Nov 16, 2020 20:20:59 GMT
It was a slow day And the sun was beating On the soldiers by the side of the road There was a bright light A shattering of shop windows The bomb in the baby carriage Was wired to the radio
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Post by meggeth on Nov 16, 2020 20:25:26 GMT
She came from Providence, the one in Rhode Island Where the old world shadows hang heavy in the air She packed her hopes and dreams like a refugee, Just as her father came across the sea Bloody fantastic song. My dad played it in the car when i was a young boy. Loved it ever since. Totally agree! Absolutely awesome song! Probably the most epic song I've heard.
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Post by innocentbystander on Nov 16, 2020 20:30:03 GMT
Cast your mind back ten years To the girl sat next to me at school If I put my hand upon her leg She'd hit me with a rule
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Post by claytonscrubs on Nov 16, 2020 20:46:03 GMT
She came from Providence, the one in Rhode Island Where the old world shadows hang heavy in the air She packed her hopes and dreams like a refugee, Just as her father came across the sea Great pick..!! 👍 Probably my favourite Eagles song.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 16, 2020 20:47:13 GMT
Post office clerks put up signs saying "Position Closed" And secretaries turn off typewriters and put on their coats And janitors padlock the gates For security guards to patrol And bachelors phone up their friends for a drink While the married ones turn on a chat show And they'll all be lonely tonight and lonely tomorrow
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Post by Deleted on Nov 16, 2020 20:48:16 GMT
She came from Providence, the one in Rhode Island Where the old world shadows hang heavy in the air She packed her hopes and dreams like a refugee, Just as her father came across the sea Great pick..!! 👍 Probably my favourite Eagles song. Too right - I love the Eagles
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Post by claytonscrubs on Nov 16, 2020 20:56:14 GMT
From the genius mind of John Lennon...
Picture yourself in a boat on a river With tangerine trees and marmalade skies Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly A girl with kaleidoscope eyes
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Post by Goonie on Nov 16, 2020 22:24:43 GMT
Well she wore big knickers and worked on the sewage farm.... Macc Ladds Sweaty Betty I put me hand in her jeans And i nearly lost half me arm.🍺🍺🍺 She was the kind of girl that made Macclesfield famous With peroxide hair, dead long legs and bog paper stuck to her anus 🤣
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Post by AlbertTatlock on Nov 16, 2020 23:03:23 GMT
This is the ringtone on my phone - "I spent last night trying to chuck my bird She was clinging to my leg like a homesick turd 'Your tits are too small, and your legs are too short, I want a fit bird from the Sunday Sport, I can't hear my records when you sit on my face,' Then she mouths off in front of my mates" Gouranga.
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Post by AlbertTatlock on Nov 16, 2020 23:07:01 GMT
And then there's the great Lux Interior How do you keep a moron in wighat suspense I'll tell you that later, but first I'll tell you this Gouranga.
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Post by dirtclod on Nov 16, 2020 23:09:13 GMT
Throw a little Jim Carroll Band in here:
It's too late To fall in love with Sharon Tate But it's too soon To ask me for the words I want carved on my tomb
I think it's time that you all start To think about gettin' by But I have that need to go out and find somebody to love
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Post by maxplonk on Nov 16, 2020 23:20:06 GMT
The couple in the next room They're bound to win a prize They've been going at it all night long.
Well I'm trying to get some sleep But these motel walls are cheap Lincoln Duncan is my name and here's my song. Here's my song.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 16, 2020 23:21:01 GMT
So you finally got what you wanted
You've achieved your aim by making me walk in line
And when you just can't get any higher
You use your senses to suss out this week's climber…
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Post by supersimonstainrod on Nov 17, 2020 8:52:26 GMT
Sex and drugs and rock and roll, Is all my brain and body need,
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Post by riverman on Nov 17, 2020 9:19:48 GMT
Once upon a time you dressed so fine Threw the bums a dime in your prime, didn't you? People call say beware doll you're bound to fall You thought they were all kiddin' you You used to laugh about Everybody who was hanging out Now you don't talk so loud Now you don't seem so proud About having to be scrounging your next meal
How does it feel...?
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Post by RichieBarkerOut! on Nov 17, 2020 9:43:15 GMT
arseholes, bastards, fucking cunts and pricks aerosol, the bricks. that might very well be the greatest opening lyrics to any song ever lol I think it's fair to say that New Boots And Panties just won the album name competition too.
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Post by felonious on Nov 17, 2020 11:47:33 GMT
Do you want me or do you not? I was hearing one thing, now I'm hearing another.
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Post by Orbs on Nov 17, 2020 12:31:10 GMT
I saw the light on the night that I passed by her window I saw the flickering shadows of love on her blind
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Post by Deleted on Nov 17, 2020 12:51:21 GMT
If I leave here tomorrow Would you still remember me? For I must be traveling on, now Cause there's too many places I've got to see
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Post by felonious on Nov 17, 2020 13:07:05 GMT
I like your twisted point of view, Mike
I like your questioning eyebrows
You've made it pretty clear what you like
It's only fair to tell you now
That I leave early in the morning
And I won't be back till next year
I see that kiss-me pucker forming
But maybe you should plug it with a beer
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Post by yeokel on Nov 17, 2020 14:07:55 GMT
She came from Greece, she had a thirst for knowledge
She studied sculpture at Saint Martins College
That's where I caught her eye
She told me that her dad was loaded
I said, "In that case I'll have rum and Coca-Cola"
She said, "Fine"
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Post by ChesterStokie on Nov 17, 2020 15:13:35 GMT
She came from Providence, the one in Rhode Island Where the old world shadows hang heavy in the air She packed her hopes and dreams like a refugee, Just as her father came across the sea Great pick..!! 👍 Probably my favourite Eagles song. I’ve got about 22 favourite Eagles songs but if I really had to pick one...
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Post by pretzel on Nov 17, 2020 15:47:57 GMT
If your body's feelin' bad, and it's the only one you have You want to take away the pain, go out walkin' in the rain Watch the flowers go to bed, ask the man inside your head Your spirit never has to grieve, all ya got to do's believe
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Post by Northy on Nov 17, 2020 15:55:21 GMT
Swung from a chandelier
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Post by farnborostokie63 on Nov 17, 2020 16:00:05 GMT
If your body's feelin' bad, and it's the only one you have You want to take away the pain, go out walkin' in the rain Watch the flowers go to bed, ask the man inside your head Your spirit never has to grieve, all ya got to do's believe beat me to it The Faith Healer SAHB
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Post by riverman on Nov 17, 2020 18:02:13 GMT
I never felt magic crazy as this I never saw moons knew the meaning of the sea I never held emotion in the palm of my hand Or felt sweet breezes in the top of a tree But now you're here Brighten my northern sky
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Post by felonious on Nov 17, 2020 18:19:10 GMT
Great pick..!! 👍 Probably my favourite Eagles song. I’ve got about 22 favourite Eagles songs but if I really had to pick one... Surely this one. One of these nights One of these crazy old nights We're gonna find out Pretty mama What turns on your lights The full moon is calling The fever is high And the wicked wind whispers And moans You got your demons And you got desires Well, I got a few of my own
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