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Post by jpm64 on Jun 11, 2008 12:24:25 GMT
Who was Stoke Manager when we played our last Top flight Game ???  Anyone claiming it was Terry Wogan will be disqualified  ;D |
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Post by SegaMegaDave on Jun 11, 2008 12:25:48 GMT
Terry Wogan
edit - incorrect answer, however most certainly "quickest on the buzzer"
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Post by onthebenchagain on Jun 11, 2008 12:26:31 GMT
Tony Lacey
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Post by Danstoke82 on Jun 11, 2008 12:26:51 GMT
our survey says!!!.....
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Post by Soi Cowboy on Jun 11, 2008 12:27:01 GMT
Was it Bill Asprey?
Wogan was sacked after the 4-1 defeat at home to Watford
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Post by jpm64 on Jun 11, 2008 12:27:21 GMT
Correct !!! ;D Collect 1 piece of Karma as a Prize |
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Post by SegaMegaDave on Jun 11, 2008 12:28:06 GMT
ahh the Wogan years
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Post by SegaMegaDave on Jun 11, 2008 12:28:29 GMT
what do i win?
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Post by onthebenchagain on Jun 11, 2008 12:30:27 GMT
Can i gamble the Karma and go for the car,holiday and money
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Post by SegaMegaDave on Jun 11, 2008 12:48:38 GMT
Who was Stoke Manager when we played our last Top flight Game ??? Anyone claiming it was Terry Wogan will be disqualified ;D There is clearly irrefutable evidence that Lacey was a front man for Wogan. Wogan was there pulling the strings. I'll stake my reputation on the fact that for a large portion of the 70s and 80s Terry Wogan was Stoke's real manager. |
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Post by DamonHillsEyebrow on Jun 12, 2008 8:38:15 GMT
Too right!! Where do you think he got the "Super Match Game" idea from for Blankety Blank? ;D |
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Post by SegaMegaDave on Jun 12, 2008 9:37:06 GMT
Damn straight DHA k+
In fact unless anybody can provide me with evidence to the contrary I would suggest that it should now become common factual knowledge that:
During a blustery March of 1977 before Waddington made his exit as Stoke boss the chairman and members of the board embarked on a sercret managment scouting mission across the UK.
Terry Wogan, at the time had been forced into hiding in Jim Bowens shed after an altercation with the local Punk constabulary. The board sought meetings with Wogan and eventually and due partly to his fear of a global punk uprising Wogan agreed to be installed as Stoke City's "puppetmaster".
Work began immediatley on a secret underground installation directly beneath the Victoria Ground, laced with tunnels all leading to Wogans command centre. The installation or "WoganVille" as it became affectionatly known was completed just in time to co-incide with the appointment of George Eastham as Wogans "frontman".
From that point on Wogan and Wogan alone controlled tactics, team selection, signings and all other football matters for well over a decade. Managers came and went seasons went up and down and unbeknownst to the local media, the FA and even Stoke City Supporters "WoganVille" was the true centre of command all along.
Wogans term ended shortly after the appointment of Alan Ball. Those close to Wogan say that Ball was responislbe for damage to Wogans inner ear, but this has never been confirmed.
"WoganVille" still lies below the site of the old Victoria Ground today and is the primary reason why nothing has been built on it yet.
Wogan no longer fears punks and has no wish to return to football management.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 12, 2008 10:30:56 GMT
Wasn’t Wogan the Grassy Knoll shooter?
I heard through the grape vine that is was in fact Des O’Connor who was the instrumental party however due to his unpopularity (and in the event that this news ever broke) Wogan was used as his popularity is on a par with Lawrence Lewellyn Bowen and Jesus Christ.
Somebody once told me that Gordon the Gofa was an illegal immigrant but I refuse to believe it.
Is global warming a myth? I know Hugh Jackman is.
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Post by Sammz on Jun 12, 2008 10:33:54 GMT
Fuck me, yer learn something new every day on this board. Cheers lads ;D
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Post by SegaMegaDave on Jun 12, 2008 10:37:14 GMT
Wogan = Fact
Jackman = Myth
I believe in Wogan
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Post by Deleted on Jun 12, 2008 10:39:59 GMT
Wogan = Fact Jackman = Myth I believe in Wogan Is it still a myth that Wogan has his own real hair? |
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Post by SegaMegaDave on Jun 12, 2008 10:42:03 GMT
Wogan = Fact Jackman = Myth I believe in Wogan Is it still a myth that Wogan has his own real hair? Wogans hair = myth Wogan manager of Stoke = fact |
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Post by Sammz on Jun 12, 2008 10:44:47 GMT
sidders - It's a little known fact that former Stoke City Overlord, Wogan's hair is woven from thousands of mini shredded wheat by wombats in a cave near Rhode Heath.
It's just what I heard....don't shoot the messenger (she still has cracking norks)
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Post by Deleted on Jun 12, 2008 10:45:35 GMT
So it was that twat that cost us the Blythe Spartans game then  |
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Post by Sammz on Jun 12, 2008 10:47:14 GMT
I guess it must have been.
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Post by SegaMegaDave on Jun 12, 2008 10:48:49 GMT
apparently if you record radio 2 in the morning and play any song backwards they all turn out to be delilah
i believe in wogan
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Post by Deleted on Jun 12, 2008 10:51:39 GMT
Is Wogan a vegetarian or does he play Badminton?
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Post by Deleted on Jun 12, 2008 10:56:57 GMT
apparently if you record radio 2 in the morning and play any song backwards they all turn out to be delilah i believe in wogan That is fucking spooky  |
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Post by Sammz on Jun 12, 2008 11:01:08 GMT
He used to like a bacon sandwich in the mornings WD during his formative years but then in the early 70s he was introduced to badders by Lou Ferrigno (the incredible hulk) and no meat has past his lips since (apart from Ferrigno's knob). Fact!
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Post by Soi Cowboy on Jun 12, 2008 11:10:54 GMT
Who can forget
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Post by Not_Nick_H on Jun 12, 2008 12:14:32 GMT
Totally unrelated, but just noticed your one-man Anti-Crooks campaign has gone up a notch! Is Garth responsible for some kind of Ku "Krooks" Klan stance then? |
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Post by DamonHillsEyebrow on Jun 12, 2008 16:56:55 GMT
If you stop this at exactly 16 seconds into the video, you see him looking over to his right in an alarmed manner. This is because he was previously warned that Don Estelle and the Queen mother were planning to jump on stage and do a double moony!! * *allegedly* *Authors footnote: No herrings were harmed in the compiling of this reply |
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Post by SegaMegaDave on Jun 12, 2008 16:58:58 GMT
If you stop this at exactly 16 seconds into the video, you see him looking over to his right in an alarmed manner. This is because he was previously warned that Don Estelle and the Queen mother were planning to jump on stage and do a double moony!! * *allegedly* *Authors footnote: No herrings were harmed in the compiling of this reply ;D ;D either that or he's checking around for punks |
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Post by LDE76 on Jun 12, 2008 17:18:06 GMT
It's true. Wogan definitely managed Stoke City.
He used to give press conferences speaking into a weird microphone on the end of a stick. His post-match gatherings were particularly innovative. What follows is typical:
Peter Hewitt: "So, Terry, a 5-0 defeat. How would you describe the game?"
Wogan: "Well, I thought we were poor all over the field, but the referee was a blank".
PH: "Err...homer?"
Wogan: "A homer. Let's see if any of our celebrities agree. Ahoy there me hearties. What a fine looking bunch of specimens we have gathered here tonight. I thought we were poor all over the field, but the referee was a blank".
Ruth Madoc: "Cunt"
Kenny Everett: "Cunt"
Lorraine Chase: "Cunt"
Beryl Reid: "Cunt"
Windsor Davies: "Cunt"
Wogan: "Well, you can fucking well forget about the Supermatch Game".
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Post by SegaMegaDave on Jun 12, 2008 18:47:36 GMT
It's true. Wogan definitely managed Stoke City. He used to give press conferences speaking into a weird microphone on the end of a stick. His post-match gatherings were particularly innovative. What follows is typical: Peter Hewitt: "So, Terry, a 5-0 defeat. How would you describe the game?" Wogan: "Well, I thought we were poor all over the field, but the referee was a blank". PH: "Err...homer?" Wogan: "A homer. Let's see if any of our celebrities agree. Ahoy there me hearties. What a fine looking bunch of specimens we have gathered here tonight. I thought we were poor all over the field, but the referee was a blank". Ruth Madoc: "Cunt" Kenny Everett: "Cunt" Lorraine Chase: "Cunt" Beryl Reid: "Cunt" Windsor Davies: "Cunt" Wogan: "Well, you can fucking well forget about the Supermatch Game". ;D ;D LDE76 believes |
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