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Post by Staffsoatcake on Jun 24, 2020 10:52:51 GMT
Eastenders.
Its the end of the lock down, every cast member is in the Queen Vic, arguing and fighting.
Then suddenly their is a Hugh gas explosion killing every moaning fucker in there.
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Post by somersetstokie on Jun 24, 2020 10:59:08 GMT
All that you need to do nowadays is to find that the "show" has somehow offended public decency, or infringed upon sensitive issues, such as the so called "Black lives matter" campaign and just get the production closed down abruptly.
Look at what happened to Danny Baker.
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Post by Northy on Jun 24, 2020 11:43:53 GMT
Eastenders. Its the end of the lock down, every cast member is in the Queen Vic, arguing and fighting. Then suddenly their is a Hugh gas explosion killing every moaning fucker in there. Similar, as quickly as possible, a deranged Luis Suarez goes in and chews everybody through the arteries in the neck |
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Post by chuffedstokie on Jun 24, 2020 11:48:30 GMT
They all go to an enclosed community in Spain in search of a much needed holiday and are never heard of again. That might have been tried before (Eldorado) and worked a treat.
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Post by thequietman on Jun 24, 2020 11:53:56 GMT
The entire casts of Deadenders v Aggravation Street v Dumberdale - three-way elimination-only-by-death match. The winner to be ceremonially beheaded on the former set of Crossroads.
Would make great tv.
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Post by danceswithclams on Jun 24, 2020 11:56:10 GMT
All that you need to do nowadays is to find that the "show" has somehow offended public decency, or infringed upon sensitive issues, such as the so called "Black lives matter" campaign and just get the production closed down abruptly. Look at what happened to Danny Baker. It's going to be every thread now, isn't it? RIP Oatcake Messagboard - it was fun whilst it lasted. |
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Post by somersetstokie on Jun 24, 2020 12:24:03 GMT
People do leave long running productions for perfectly legitimate reasons. I remember that the Wheel Chair bound character of Sandy in CrossRoads, left the soap because he was "tired of being pushed around."  |
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Post by thequietman on Jun 24, 2020 13:31:25 GMT
People do leave long running productions for perfectly legitimate reasons. I remember that the Wheel Chair bound character of Sandy in CrossRoads, left the soap because he was "tired of being pushed around." And Benny left to become President of the USA |
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Post by thevoid on Jun 24, 2020 13:33:03 GMT
The Eastenders crew meet the Emmerdale firm for a big tear up outside Eric Pollard's house. This is played out to a stripped back, slowed down version of I Wanna Be Adored with the words sung by a woman with a depressing voice, and culminates in Danny Dyer getting a watermelon shoved up his arse by Sam Dingle. As for Corrie, I'd get David Lynch to direct the last few episodes, which end with Roy Cropper becoming increasingly unhinged as he roams a bleak industrial wasteland in his pyjamas.  |
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Post by franklin66 on Jun 24, 2020 13:35:17 GMT
The Eastenders crew meet the Emmerdale firm for a big tear up outside Eric Pollard's house. This is played out to a stripped back, slowed down version of I Wanna Be Adored with the words sung by a woman with a depressing voice, and culminates in Danny Dyer getting a watermelon shoved up his arse by Sam Dingle. As for Corrie, I'd get David Lynch to direct the last few episodes, which end with Roy Cropper becoming increasingly unhinged as he roams a bleak industrial wasteland in his pyjamas. Lol did you see Roy the other day with his buttons done up wrong on his cardy. |
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Post by thevoid on Jun 24, 2020 13:41:44 GMT
The Eastenders crew meet the Emmerdale firm for a big tear up outside Eric Pollard's house. This is played out to a stripped back, slowed down version of I Wanna Be Adored with the words sung by a woman with a depressing voice, and culminates in Danny Dyer getting a watermelon shoved up his arse by Sam Dingle. As for Corrie, I'd get David Lynch to direct the last few episodes, which end with Roy Cropper becoming increasingly unhinged as he roams a bleak industrial wasteland in his pyjamas. Lol did you see Roy the other day with his buttons done up wrong on his cardy. No mate, thank God for On Demand |
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Post by FbrgVaStkFan on Jun 24, 2020 14:26:16 GMT
Watch "Lost" and then do the opposite.
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Post by xchpotter on Jun 24, 2020 15:00:44 GMT
All that you need to do nowadays is to find that the "show" has somehow offended public decency, or infringed upon sensitive issues, such as the so called "Black lives matter" campaign and just get the production closed down abruptly. Look at what happened to Danny Baker. Not sure that is likely to happen with East Enders script writers. |
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Post by raythesailor on Jun 24, 2020 18:04:52 GMT
I have just read the last book in the Wallander series.
How is it going to end I wondered ?
Quite well done really. He kept having memory losses and then in the last page he disappeared into his own world with Altsheimers
A sad ending to a good book, and series of detective story’s. No coming back.
EDIT. Apologies to any one who has not read the book, but would like to.🤔⚓️
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Post by Orbs on Jun 24, 2020 18:32:43 GMT
A huge Segway grand prix to the death.
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Post by partickpotter on Jun 24, 2020 18:52:17 GMT
A lethal virus emerges from a wet market in China, makes its way into Walford thanks to a bunch of yuppies returning from a skiing holiday in Italy then lockdown and shutdown.
No one would believe it though.
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Post by murphthesurf on Jun 24, 2020 19:20:54 GMT
I used to have a wonderful friend who appeared on 'Crossroads' several times --- he said you always had to be so careful when you exited the set because outside the 'front entrance', where you went out, all around the edge of the stage area there was only about a three-foot width of stage before you fell down a six-foot drop! Apparently they did everything on the cheap and didn't believe in providing anything that wasn't essential, eg. a floor...  |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 24, 2020 19:33:19 GMT
I have just read the last book in the Wallander series. How is it going to end I wondered ? Quite well done really. He kept having memory losses and then in the last page he disappeared into his own world with Altsheimers A sad ending to a good book, and series of detective story’s. No coming back. EDIT. Apologies to any one who has not read the book, but would like to.🤔⚓️ I really like the Wallander books (and TV series) - as you say it was a sad ending to a good series of stories. |
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Post by marylandstoke on Jun 24, 2020 19:57:04 GMT
I have just read the last book in the Wallander series. How is it going to end I wondered ? Quite well done really. He kept having memory losses and then in the last page he disappeared into his own world with Altsheimers A sad ending to a good book, and series of detective story’s. No coming back. EDIT. Apologies to any one who has not read the book, but would like to.🤔⚓️ Bugger me! Spoiler Alert |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 24, 2020 20:00:33 GMT
This is what annoys me about Netflix, they stopped so many good shows..
Homeland
Santa Clarita Diet
Ray Donovan
Designated Survivor
Shitts Creek could have gone on too, but i think that was down to the creators rather than NF.
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Post by marylandstoke on Jun 24, 2020 20:05:14 GMT
For the older viewers among you that remember “Who shot JR?”
I (played by me) would walk out of shower, gaze, slowly over at a scantily clad Kate Beckinsale and say:
”I had the strangest dream”
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Post by Deleted on Jun 25, 2020 5:27:10 GMT
This is what annoys me about Netflix, they stopped so many good shows.. Homeland Santa Clarita Diet Ray Donovan Designated Survivor Shitts Creek could have gone on too, but i think that was down to the creators rather than NF.To be fair they did write an extra season as 5 was meant to be the last Put me off Fondue for life |
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Post by felonious on Jun 25, 2020 6:05:51 GMT
A huge Segway grand prix to the death. ....... to the strains of Elbow...... |
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Post by foster on Jun 25, 2020 6:07:56 GMT
I have just read the last book in the Wallander series. How is it going to end I wondered ? Quite well done really. He kept having memory losses and then in the last page he disappeared into his own world with Altsheimers A sad ending to a good book, and series of detective story’s. No coming back. EDIT. Apologies to any one who has not read the book, but would like to.🤔⚓️ Bugger me! Spoiler AlertRead the earlier post and thought... Hmm I'll try that maybe Then read the one after and thought.. Nah, no point now Not even joking. |
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Post by raythesailor on Jun 25, 2020 6:14:58 GMT
Read the earlier post and thought... Hmm I'll try that maybe Then read the one after and thought.. Nah, no point now Not even joking. It is a actually a very good detective story and worth a read. Knowing what happens to him at the end does not detract from the mystery. The front cover and introduction tells you that it is the last in the series. The observation was how the author did it and has no real effect on the intrigue of the novel. |
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Jun 25, 2020 10:02:59 GMT
The Simpsons- travel back in time and prevent Series 11+ from ever being produced.
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Post by GeneralFaye on Jun 25, 2020 18:32:48 GMT
This is what annoys me about Netflix, they stopped so many good shows.. Homeland Santa Clarita Diet Ray Donovan Designated Survivor Shitts Creek could have gone on too, but i think that was down to the creators rather than NF. Netflix are only responsible for Netflix orginal shows. For example, it wasn't their decision to cancel Homeland. |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 25, 2020 18:48:13 GMT
All that you need to do nowadays is to find that the "show" has somehow offended public decency, or infringed upon sensitive issues, such as the so called "Black lives matter" campaign and just get the production closed down abruptly. Look at what happened to Danny Baker. It's going to be every thread now, isn't it? RIP Oatcake Messagboard - it was fun whilst it lasted. Was it though? |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 25, 2020 19:13:00 GMT
This is what annoys me about Netflix, they stopped so many good shows.. Homeland Santa Clarita Diet Ray Donovan Designated Survivor Shitts Creek could have gone on too, but i think that was down to the creators rather than NF.To be fair they did write an extra season as 5 was meant to be the last Put me off Fondue for life Ah, Interesting, I loved the show, but they did seem to pack a hell of a lot in to S6 & it seemed a bit rushed to me. |
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