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Post by chigstoke on Jun 16, 2020 10:06:51 GMT
I'm on my 4th hand held cordless Dyson and every one of his hand helds has ended up with the same fault which is it just cuts out every 10 seconds or so. Always seems to happen just as the warranty runs out. Drive you nuts, you want to to break it over James Dyson's head! The main wheelie one which runs off the mains has always been fine. Am I just unlucky or do I need to find another brand for the cordless which doesn't conk out with such maddening regularity? 4th handheld faulty? Are you sticking your cock in the hoover nozzle? Not recommended practice.
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Post by elystokie on Jun 16, 2020 11:06:16 GMT
Had 2 Dysons one after the other years ago, one upright one that was utter toss and a pull along that wasn't much better, with both of them I seemed to spend more time unblocking them and cleaning the filters than hoovering with the bloody things, no problem with spares tho, there was hundreds of the bloody things at the local tip Got a George in the end, Henry's brother, brilliant, just change the bag when it's full, nowhere near the mither experienced with the Dysons.
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Post by marylandstoke on Jun 16, 2020 11:32:00 GMT
Have the Dyson animal. Very powerful on max and really good for pet hair. After a few, good years of use it now cuts out after about five or so seconds on max.
Between the wife’s hair and the animals it’s a battle. Pretty much have to take the cleaner head off and work the hair out of the roller every vac. Some of the tools are useful too.
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Post by Timmypotter on Jun 16, 2020 11:50:02 GMT
In what might be about 120 years worth of marriage, we've had an Electrolux plug-in which was ok, a Vax which was crap, a Dyson which I don't think was much better but we tolerated it longer than the Vax, and we currently have a plug-in Miele which is superb, and a cordless Bosch which, too, is superb. Only ever had Miele for the past 15 years. This has been 2 machines - both of which are still going strong. The Germans know their way around a household appliance. Whenever I've come across a Vax it tends to be in bits with Dyson not much better. I could also never have an upright again. So unwieldy and hard to move compared to a cylinder. Top thread btw
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Post by lawrieleslie on Jun 16, 2020 12:33:23 GMT
Have the Dyson animal. Very powerful on max and really good for pet hair. After a few, good years of use it now cuts out after about five or so seconds on max. Between the wife’s hair and the animals it’s a battle. Pretty much have to take the cleaner head off and work the hair out of the roller every vac. Some of the tools are useful too. We had the same problem recently with our 4 year old Animal. Read on a Dyson Forum that when this happens just plug the battery into the charger for 30 seconds and fault corrects. Haven’t had the problem for few weeks now. Anybody got a GTec. Thought about one of these when replacement needed.
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Post by Gods on Jun 16, 2020 12:38:54 GMT
Have the Dyson animal. Very powerful on max and really good for pet hair. After a few, good years of use it now cuts out after about five or so seconds on max. Between the wife’s hair and the animals it’s a battle. Pretty much have to take the cleaner head off and work the hair out of the roller every vac. Some of the tools are useful too. We had the same problem recently with our 4 year old Animal. Read on a Dyson Forum that when this happens just plug the battery into the charger for 30 seconds and fault corrects. Haven’t had the problem for few weeks now. Anybody got a GTec. Thought about one of these when replacement needed. That 30 second replug trick works for me too, really weird. You shouldn't really have to do that though!
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Post by heworksardtho on Jun 16, 2020 22:07:53 GMT
Have the Dyson animal. Very powerful on max and really good for pet hair. After a few, good years of use it now cuts out after about five or so seconds on max. Between the wife’s hair and the animals it’s a battle. Pretty much have to take the cleaner head off and work the hair out of the roller every vac. Some of the tools are useful too. Shave the wife’s ......... head and get rid of the animals or shave the animals and get rid of the wife 😎
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Post by Deleted on Jun 16, 2020 22:21:01 GMT
Problems with embedded pet hair ? Buy a fucking Tortoise. Why? Do they eat Dog hair? I find if you put Pritt Stick on a tortoise, after about 3 years they will pick up all dog and cat hair on their travels which saves you from hoovering. The tortoise ends up looking a bit like a prehistoric , woolly creature of the Testudinidae species though although it would make a good talking point at dinner parties, especially if some of your guests are Herpetologists.
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Post by danceswithclams on Jun 16, 2020 22:23:31 GMT
Dyson = nonce hoover.
Get yourself a Bosch. Never go wrong and not only will it not tell the Mrs when you put your cock in it but it actually enjoys it.
Into some right freaky shit, the Germans.
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Post by marylandstoke on Jun 17, 2020 0:05:54 GMT
Dyson = nonce hoover. Get yourself a Bosch. Never go wrong and not only will it not tell the Mrs when you put your cock in it but it actually enjoys it. Into some right freaky shit, the Germans. I believe there is the videographic evidence of this. The freaky shit... Not the Bosch.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 17, 2020 8:50:56 GMT
Why? Do they eat Dog hair? I find if you put Pritt Stick on a tortoise, after about 3 years they will pick up all dog and cat hair on their travels which saves you from hoovering. The tortoise ends up looking a bit like a prehistoric , woolly creature of the Testudinidae species though although it would make a good talking point at dinner parties, especially if some of your guests are Herpetologists. You ever written to Viz's TopTips section? Dinner parties in Stoke?
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Post by Deleted on Jun 17, 2020 9:49:02 GMT
I find if you put Pritt Stick on a tortoise, after about 3 years they will pick up all dog and cat hair on their travels which saves you from hoovering. The tortoise ends up looking a bit like a prehistoric , woolly creature of the Testudinidae species though although it would make a good talking point at dinner parties, especially if some of your guests are Herpetologists. You ever written to Viz's TopTips section? Dinner parties in Stoke? I actually get it delivered...is it that obvious
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