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Post by thevoid on Oct 29, 2019 17:45:18 GMT
"Today's matchday ball is sponsored by Ted's Trouser Warehouse"
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Post by bridgnorthstokie on Oct 29, 2019 18:39:35 GMT
20 empty seats either side of you.
No queue for pies or the loo at half time.
Opposition fans singing "your not famous anymore"
Club statements saying lessons have been learnt
Shrewsbury Town.
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Post by terryconroysmagic on Oct 29, 2019 18:53:23 GMT
Sunderland & Stoke!!
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Post by Pugsley on Oct 29, 2019 18:55:03 GMT
Shit football played by shit footballers in shit stadiums in front of shit crowds.
It's a bit shit.
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Post by PotterLog on Oct 29, 2019 18:56:40 GMT
Shit football played by shit footballers in shit stadiums in front of shit crowds. It's a bit shit. Well at least we’ve been putting in some solid preparation
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Post by shrewspotter on Oct 29, 2019 20:19:32 GMT
signing bucket loads of loan players you’ve never heard of from the likes of Bournemouth due to using the emergency loan system
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Post by spiderpuss on Oct 29, 2019 20:58:41 GMT
Cheesy music when the opposition score. Some stupid rivalry against a team you'll never hear of again. Teams getting extremely excited that ex-Premier Stoke are in town and thus the largest attendance of the decade. Cash turnstiles. In the posh away seats, no segregation and you can yell some abuse at the wife of the chairman. Free parking. Players scoring against you that you've never ever ever heard of. 4s of highlights on Quest.
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Post by danceswithclams on Oct 29, 2019 21:06:36 GMT
Floodlight pylons from 4 separate eras within the one stadium.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 29, 2019 21:15:04 GMT
Will we get "Who Pays The Ferryman" back?
Why did we have it last time?
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Post by danceswithclams on Oct 29, 2019 21:30:16 GMT
Will we get "Who Pays The Ferryman" back? Why did we have it last time? ![](https://media.tenor.com/images/c6e20e88d81733460afa585a7fde4772/tenor.gif)
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Post by GoBoks on Oct 29, 2019 21:33:51 GMT
Good god! Sure that’s not Garth crooks ![](https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2018/01/19/12/4850509C00000578-5288495-image-a-6_1516365702269.jpg) ![(rofl)](//storage.proboards.com/800541/images/wMWjB17JNiCK5pUPtfmL.gif) Note the Ice Cream ad on his chest!
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Post by Mr_DaftBurger on Oct 29, 2019 21:40:42 GMT
Will any of the stadiums have old stuff from the Victoria Ground? ![:o](//storage.proboards.com/800541/images/7TTgAtwUz19SBi0cvrCX.gif)
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Post by Deleted on Oct 29, 2019 21:56:01 GMT
Will we get "Who Pays The Ferryman" back? Why did we have it last time? I have a theory about this. Back then we had a "visionary" in management. Someone a bit like Jon Coates. A total fucking dick, but a visionary none the less.
He decided to improve the "lot" of the fans. He thought that it would be a great idea, if after the fans had stood in the sleet and snow watching the first half, freezing their balls off, they could go and slosh around in the bogs for a few minutes, and then replenish their beer.
Upon returning to the Boothen terraces, and once again admiring the amazing views of the Stoke End - they could be whisked away to the paradise of the Aegean sea, and visualise sunshine, beautiful Greek girls, tavernas, almost heaven itself....
Surely "Who Pays the Ferryman" will do the trick.... won't it?
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Post by tony1234 on Oct 29, 2019 23:47:36 GMT
Teams with 40 year olds Teams with overweight fullbacks whose only move is to boot it down the line or take bad throw ins then jog back Muddy penalty boxes Red cards for good old fashioned reasons - a headbut, or uppercut during a corner - not smarmy reasons like diving, encroachment or dissent Teams with 6 subs Sponsors being the local carpet shop Centre backs that knee the ball 40 yards Centre halves like the missing link that you can't take your eyes off. Whole stands empty
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Post by kustokie on Oct 30, 2019 0:27:21 GMT
2/3rds empty football stadia in the Stoke on Trent area. Cheaper parking and easier getting out of the car park.
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Post by thestatusquo on Oct 30, 2019 5:47:22 GMT
Only one turnstile open. One 94 year old lady serving refreshments from 6 by 4 shed using hot water from a flask she filled at ten that morning and being unable to find the ground as it had bastard moved since we were last there. Knowing you’ll lose to the Dog & Duck from Oswaldtwistle who reached the first round proper of the FA cup for the first time in their history!!
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