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Post by maninasuitcase on Oct 27, 2019 18:34:09 GMT
No roofs (sp) on away ends, like that hell hole priestfield or accrington. 1st round draws in cup competitions. Trips to the seaside at blackpool and Fleetwood no doubt midweek in winter Potential trip to Crwho.
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Post by interestedobserver on Oct 27, 2019 18:46:26 GMT
Vale aspirations (am I doing this right?)
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Post by mattyd on Oct 27, 2019 18:53:35 GMT
Waterlogged Pitches.
Playing Prem Teams kids in The Chekatrade...
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Post by durbanscircus on Oct 27, 2019 19:03:00 GMT
Getting to see the inside of the Board Room during a game
The excitement of seeing all our players are for sale on the Friday night before a game against a team we hate- we see the team go on strike and lose 7-0 at home - the opposing team make a video of it and it is still a best seller
We are saved in terms of humiliation as clubs like WBA and Blues are down there with us...and its a temporary struggle. Clearly this is now delusional...and now its clearly not likely, so....
we get to play Pompey, Sunderland and Coventry, no Shame there, but its like an AA meeting, we have all pissed our money up the wall, lost our status, our good looking partners have left us and we are on dating sites trying to find players under 18 stone.
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Post by palerider on Oct 28, 2019 19:19:16 GMT
Ade Akinfenwa smashing the shit out of feeble centre halves using his super roid strength (whilst simultaneously eating nine pepperamis). Good god! Sure that’s not Garth crooks ![](https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2018/01/19/12/4850509C00000578-5288495-image-a-6_1516365702269.jpg)
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Post by palerider on Oct 28, 2019 19:21:42 GMT
Tumble weeds blowing across the empty seats
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Post by Edward Tattsyrup on Oct 28, 2019 19:36:25 GMT
CEO of the year?
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Post by somersetstokie on Oct 28, 2019 19:59:39 GMT
No roofs (sp) on away ends, like that hell hole priestfield or accrington. 1st round draws in cup competitions. Trips to the seaside at blackpool and Fleetwood no doubt midweek in winter Potential trip to Crwho. I did a shop opening in Blackpool once as part of the display team. Shopping centre just next to the tower. And when did we do this? February. The storms were so bad that there were waves and seawater coming into the shopping centre and gale force 9 winds.
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Post by somersetstokie on Oct 28, 2019 20:05:58 GMT
Lots of rising young footballers from Sweden and Finland and potential stars from Scandinavia that no one except the Norwegians have previously heard of. And probably we don't have the only Manager from that area who was any good because he went to a rival.
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Post by chad on Oct 28, 2019 20:21:23 GMT
Ade Akinfenwa smashing the shit out of feeble centre halves using his super roid strength (whilst simultaneously eating nine pepperamis). Good god! ![](https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2018/01/19/12/4850509C00000578-5288495-image-a-6_1516365702269.jpg) As crazy as it sounds I’d back that fat fucker to score more goals than any of our strikers !!!!
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Post by maninasuitcase on Oct 28, 2019 20:39:54 GMT
No roofs (sp) on away ends, like that hell hole priestfield or accrington. 1st round draws in cup competitions. Trips to the seaside at blackpool and Fleetwood no doubt midweek in winter Potential trip to Crwho. I did a shop opening in Blackpool once as part of the display team. Shopping centre just next to the tower. And when did we do this? February. The storms were so bad that there were waves and seawater coming into the shopping centre and gale force 9 winds. Houndshill centre?
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Post by somersetstokie on Oct 28, 2019 20:44:28 GMT
Dont know. This was back in the mid 1980's. It was quite a week.
Edit. Yes checked and that was it. First opened in the 1980's. We were one of the first in. I also did the shop opening in Crewe so I clearly got all the good jobs.
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Post by blackpoolred on Oct 28, 2019 20:59:48 GMT
I can have wank at home games and nobody will notice. Would be nice if we could get a woman lino for the occasion - hopefully she swallows - Wouldn't want to explode over the dugout and leave Nathan's hair looking like Jedward
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Post by jezzascfc on Oct 28, 2019 21:02:52 GMT
We won it three times.....
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Post by Gifton on Oct 28, 2019 21:10:05 GMT
Let’s not forget that the best ever moment for many Stoke fans in their whole Stoke supporting life was when we were a league 1 club. BM But it was related to actually getting out of the league. 🤣 For me, as a wee nipper at the time, the Autoglass final is a memory I will always hold dearer than promotion...
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Post by somersetstokie on Oct 28, 2019 21:17:47 GMT
We could create a new competition and trophy sponsored by Bet 365. The actual cup could be something Stoke on Trent related like a Minton Chamber pot. And then The owners could mess up the administration so that other teams don't get properly registered. And then we win by default. Another trophy. YAY!. ![:|](//storage.proboards.com/800541/images/6JdisLn3stCA_UWNYciF.gif)
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Post by PotterLog on Oct 29, 2019 0:12:56 GMT
Good god! ![](https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2018/01/19/12/4850509C00000578-5288495-image-a-6_1516365702269.jpg) As crazy as it sounds I’d back that fat fucker to score more goals than any of our strikers !!!! I’d back him to save more than Butland an’ all
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Post by xchpotter on Oct 29, 2019 1:07:21 GMT
Shrewsbury away as part of the Christmas/New Year fixtures.
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Post by callas12 on Oct 29, 2019 2:51:17 GMT
Matches postponed due to water-logged & frozen pitches!
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Post by s7oke on Oct 29, 2019 4:30:45 GMT
Different grounds to visit About time we had a change
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Post by kristoff on Oct 29, 2019 14:39:32 GMT
Due to the sparse crowds there will be no stairway blockages, which should mean a quicker exit from the ground. Dunno, still took forever to get out the ground and off the car park even in midweek games last time lol
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Post by danceswithclams on Oct 29, 2019 15:26:57 GMT
Matchday comperes who are also the resident DJ at the local WKD-drenched slag-hole nightclub and/or 109.7 SHIT FM commercial radio station.
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Post by Mr_DaftBurger on Oct 29, 2019 15:33:28 GMT
Shrewsbury away as part of the Christmas/New Year fixtures. And loose* 1-0 with brass monkeys saying fuck this for a game of soldiers!
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Post by georgieboy52 on Oct 29, 2019 15:40:57 GMT
Mediocre strikers look like Jimmy Greaves.
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Post by raythesailor on Oct 29, 2019 15:47:13 GMT
God this is depressing but also very likely to happen.
Should be able to choose your seats once you are inside.
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Post by thevoid on Oct 29, 2019 15:57:46 GMT
Nearly every oppostion kit being made by Joma, Givova or that club's in-house brand.
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Post by danceswithclams on Oct 29, 2019 16:53:54 GMT
Pies supplied by Hillary Briss & Son Local Butchers
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Post by durbanscircus on Oct 29, 2019 17:13:19 GMT
We could create a new competition and trophy sponsored by Bet 365. The actual cup could be something Stoke on Trent related like a Minton Chamber pot. And then The owners could mess up the administration so that other teams don't get properly registered. And then we win by default. Another trophy. YAY!. ![:|](//storage.proboards.com/800541/images/6JdisLn3stCA_UWNYciF.gif) I think this has real mileage, The Bet 365 Minton Chamber Pot Challenge Trophy. it will be an internal competition for members of staff and owners, and the first one to make a substantial contribution to financial solvency for the club gets to piss in it
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Post by berahinosgoals on Oct 29, 2019 17:22:09 GMT
Players you released and forgot about
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Post by somersetstokie on Oct 29, 2019 17:28:40 GMT
We could create a new competition and trophy sponsored by Bet 365. The actual cup could be something Stoke on Trent related like a Minton Chamber pot. And then The owners could mess up the administration so that other teams don't get properly registered. And then we win by default. Another trophy. YAY!. ![:|](//storage.proboards.com/800541/images/6JdisLn3stCA_UWNYciF.gif) I think this has real mileage, The Bet 365 Minton Chamber Pot Challenge Trophy. it will be an internal competition for members of staff and owners, and the first one to make a substantial contribution to financial solvency for the club gets to piss in it I'm actually quite keen on this potential trophy now that it has been suitably named. Perhaps we could get it promoted locally and it could take the place of the Staffordshire Senior Cup. Just hope we don't come up against Alsager (see local success thread) in the competition.
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