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Post by pattayapotter on Jun 5, 2008 19:41:06 GMT
Worth a thread of its own.. ;D A few years back i nailed some bird after a heavy night boozing. The next day my forskin had swollen up it looked like hubba bubba chewing gum. It was really painful i was walking with an hunch, by the Monday i had no choice but to go the Doctors with my dick between my legs  I was such a coward though i didn't dare go to my own Doctors and the hospital was out the question as too many Nurses. I went into a surgery in Hanley and was told this isn't under my duristiction, but i pleaded i was in so much pain i couldn't make it to mine. The Doctor saw me and i am pritty sure he smurked when he saw my big bell end. He couldn't explain it, and refused to give me treatment because he was not my Doctor. It went down the next day and i have never had it back again since (20 years ago). It was very painful and very embarrassing i guess sometimes i wish i was a Jew ;D Anyone else had this or am i alone? Anyone had a dose or crabs walking sideways? ;D ;D ;D ;D |
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Post by madeinstoke on Jun 5, 2008 19:43:07 GMT
crabs. yes.
gorgeous girl. great sex. fanny like a rockpool.
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Post by pattayapotter on Jun 5, 2008 19:45:48 GMT
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Post by madeinstoke on Jun 5, 2008 19:47:51 GMT
it wasnt funny PPP ;D
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Post by pattayapotter on Jun 5, 2008 19:50:25 GMT
How do you get rid of crabs by shaving your pubes off will that work ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D |
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Post by madeinstoke on Jun 5, 2008 19:52:22 GMT
How do you get rid of crabs by shaving your pubes off will that work ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D its lotion!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D a bit like nit stuff but fucking loads stronger. what i had left of the lotion i gave to my dad and he cleared all his weeds on his drive with it!!!! joking by the way.  |
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Post by pattayapotter on Jun 5, 2008 19:53:42 GMT
Come on someone must have broken they're neck whilst jumping off the window ledge in they're Batman suit ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by boothenendboy on Jun 5, 2008 19:55:16 GMT
shaving off your pubes doesn't get rid of crabs.
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Post by salopstick on Jun 5, 2008 19:56:08 GMT
the first time i had thrush but did not know what thrush was hell
went to the clinic and they did all sorts of things to me and sent me home with some canasten
pyscho nurse bitch
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Post by Bojan Mackey on Jun 5, 2008 19:57:40 GMT
Come on someone must have broken they're neck whilst jumping off the window ledge in they're Batman suit ;D ;D ;D ;D You're alone on that one m8 ;D |
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Post by pattayapotter on Jun 5, 2008 20:00:24 GMT
shaving off your pubes doesn't get rid of crabs. Take it you tried this ;D ;D Maybe shaving them off before you have sex is a prevention ;D ;D ;D |
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Post by boothenendboy on Jun 5, 2008 20:01:37 GMT
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Post by pattayapotter on Jun 5, 2008 20:07:58 GMT
LMFAO So you shaved your dick and bollocks completly bald thinking it would save you a trip to the clinic? HAHAHA But it didn't so you had to get your bald tackle out out at the clinic, i bet they were pissing themselves ;D |
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Post by boothenendboy on Jun 5, 2008 20:16:04 GMT
i wasn't embarrased at all.the embarrasing thing was walking around my hotel(we were on holiday) scratching my penis area for 2 weeks.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 5, 2008 20:23:24 GMT
Just thrush for me - but I'm sure I must have a dose of something else as my bellend is always itching!
Managed to get a splinter up my ex's fanny once when fucking on a picnic table.
Didn't even realise until she went the docs complaining of a pain up there and they removed it ;D
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Post by pattayapotter on Jun 5, 2008 20:29:58 GMT
Thrush; is that the pissing needles thing and don't all woman have this?  Splinter up fanny ;D Didn't you feel this she must have a hole as big as Thorce Cave ;D |
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Post by salopstick on Jun 5, 2008 20:51:11 GMT
my crabs story
was in a chinese kareoke bar in seattle with the army, as i went in i nodded hello to another bloke who wasnt a mate but i knew him,
the girl he had copped off with quickly came over to me asking me for a reference, i said he was ok but that i thought he was married.
suffice to say she wasnt interested in the married guy and cutting a long story short she took me home and i banged her
2 days later, itchy bollocks like never before.
i learnt the fucking moral of that story the hard way
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Jun 5, 2008 23:50:42 GMT
Ahh, the old torn banjo string? Never had any of that shit, always wrap up here unless I'm going out with someone.  |
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Post by mumf14 on Jun 6, 2008 0:03:10 GMT
Boother...What's his name...>>?
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Jun 6, 2008 0:23:40 GMT
Tony, of course! ;D
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Post by mumf14 on Jun 6, 2008 0:31:12 GMT
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Post by Northy on Jun 6, 2008 8:18:10 GMT
PPP, everybody has thrush in their body, different things bring it out, overweight, unfit, not washing, anti-biotics is a main one.
Pissing through needles is Gonnorhea
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Post by pattayapotter on Jun 6, 2008 9:41:20 GMT
PPP, everybody has thrush in their body, different things bring it out, overweight, unfit, not washing, anti-biotics is a main one. Pissing through needles is Gonnorhea You trying to tell us something ?  |
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Post by Northy on Jun 6, 2008 9:59:23 GMT
yeh, my brother shagged a nurse and got Gonnorhea I'm allergic to quite a few anti-biotics and know what they can do but it's only after the doctor said okay that is one side effect i've heard, try this bottle and see what happens with these and don't move too far away from the loo !  |
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Post by Arthurdollar on Jun 6, 2008 10:07:43 GMT
Little tips about the removal of crabs. 1. Rub sugar into your pubes, it rots their teeth and they fall off. 2. Hang your bollocks over the bog.......When the go for a drink, run like fuck.  I hope this helps. ;D |
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Post by salopstick on Jun 6, 2008 11:53:26 GMT
i have just been sent an email with a video attachment, it is of a bloke lying there with a stiffy whils loads of women kick fuck out of his ball bag,
obviously i cant stick it on you tube, how do i share it with the masses
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Post by edinburghstokie on Jun 6, 2008 13:37:19 GMT
nothing so far. Make regular trips to the clinic though for an annual service. Just like an MOT, but free.
The doctor who saw me last was actually quite a fitty. Bit worried i might get a chubby.
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Post by bossthemidfield on Jun 6, 2008 14:11:16 GMT
pissing through needles norwichstokie is CISTITIS don’t ever shag a woman with it it is just as painful for blokes!!!!
- you feel like you want to piss all the time but you don’t always and when you do it brings tears to your eyes.
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Post by pattayapotter on Jun 6, 2008 15:15:09 GMT
Anyone noticed the ads in the box above when you click on this link ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by salopstick on Jun 6, 2008 15:27:35 GMT
got them on favourites |
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I was such a coward though i didn't dare go to my own Doctors and the hospital was out the question as too many Nurses. I went into a surgery in Hanley and was told this isn't under my duristiction, but i pleaded i was in so much pain i couldn't make it to mine. The Doctor saw me and i am pritty sure he smurked when he saw my big bell end. He couldn't explain it, and refused to give me treatment because he was not my Doctor. It went down the next day and i have never had it back again since (20 years ago). It was very painful and very embarrassing i guess sometimes i wish i was a Jew ;D
