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Post by swampySCFC on Jun 4, 2008 17:52:00 GMT
Front to back or back to front
Ive always been a b2f man but on occasions I have had a sloppy skid right through to my ball sack.
This requires more scrubbing then than is normal.
Any advice?
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Post by jugger on Jun 4, 2008 18:03:30 GMT
take a single piece of paper. tear a hole in the middle. keep this bit. put middle finger through hole and use to give arse a good scraping..
then remove finger from paper, wrap paper round finger, using paper to wipe clean finger and catch all the 'debris'.
use the little piece of paper from earlier to clean under nail.
there you go. quick, efficient and saves money ;D
J8-)
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Post by swampySCFC on Jun 4, 2008 18:22:19 GMT
Thats not a bad idea however I bite my nails so I would just have to suck my finger clean
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Post by Staffsoatcake on Jun 4, 2008 18:23:26 GMT
After a night on the Guinness, I find sand paper does the trick.  |
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Post by Stick It On Cort's Head on Jun 4, 2008 18:35:17 GMT
Both ways. Up and down.
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Post by Top Stopper on Jun 4, 2008 20:53:07 GMT
Front to back or back to front? Are you a fucking girl? ;D
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Post by tazi on Jun 4, 2008 20:57:35 GMT
Obviously with the ring being relatively small even after a humungus firm dump i find it's best to just clean around 2 inches in diameter around the ring. Doing it this way eliminates cack being spread further along the anal crack thus eliminating an itchy thrutcher.
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Post by boppa74 on Jun 4, 2008 21:02:27 GMT
what a topic ??? ??? ???  Sit or stand? |
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Jun 5, 2008 0:08:38 GMT
Depends on the type of poo. Usually I get diarrhoea cause I drink so much, which means only a few wipes front to back works fine, with one back to front for peace of mind.
On the occasion I do actually get a fudger though; say, after a steak or entire ready-cooked chicken from the deli counter at Tesco, I find that two front to backs, followed by a vigourous scrub or two back and forth, then two back to fronts works a treat.
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Jun 5, 2008 0:10:15 GMT
Obviously with the ring being relatively small even after a humungus firm dump i find it's best to just clean around 2 inches in diameter around the ring. Doing it this way eliminates cack being spread further along the anal crack thus eliminating an itchy thrutcher. Ahh this makes sense. I may well try this next time. |
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Post by frasier37 on Jun 5, 2008 6:46:32 GMT
Side to side.
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Post by Top Stopper on Jun 5, 2008 8:10:51 GMT
In and out  |
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Post by edinburghstokie on Jun 5, 2008 9:58:07 GMT
In the marines, they are told to make sure you do it front to back. They don't want you getting some sort of unhygienic ball sacs in a war zone.
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Post by robdog on Jun 5, 2008 10:38:55 GMT
i prefer to 'floss' myself
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