FRIDAYS IRISH JOKE

[soulstoke59]

Paddy had been drinking at his local Dublin pub all day and most of the
> night celebrating St Patrick's Day.
> >
> >
> > Mick, the bartender says, ' You'll not be drinking anymore tonight Paddy.
> > Paddy replies, 'OK Mick, I'll be on my way the then
> >
> > Paddy spins around on his stool and steps off. He falls flat on his face.
> > 'Shoite' he says and pulls himself up by the stool and dusts himself off.
> >
> > He takes a step towards the door and falls flat on his face,
> > 'Shoite, Shoite!'
> >
> > He looks to the doorway and thinks to himself that if he can just get
> to the door and some fresh air he'll be fine.
> >
> > He belly crawls to the door and shimmies up to the door frame.
> >
> > He sticks his head outside and takes a deep breath of fresh air, feels
> much better and takes a step out onto the sidewalk and falls flat
> > on
> > his face.
> > 'Bi'Jesus... I'm fockin' focked,' he says.
> >
> > He can see his house just a few doors down, and crawls to the door,
> hauls himself up the door frame, opens the door and shimmies inside.
> >
> > He takes a look up the stairs and says 'No fockin' way'.
> >
> > He crawls up the stairs to his bedroom door and says 'I can make it to
> the bed.'
> >
> > He takes a step into the room and falls flat on his face.
> >
> > He says 'Fock it' and falls into bed.
> >
> > The next morning, his wife, Jess, comes into the room carrying a cup of
> coffee and says, 'Get up Paddy. Did you have a bit to drink last
> night?'.
> >
> > Paddy says, 'I did Jess. I was fockin' pissed. But how'd you know?'
> >
> > 'Mick phoned... you left your wheelchair at the pub
> >
> >

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