Some questions to ponder rather than just sitting staring at the clock.
If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it rape or shoplifting?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Why do you have to put your two pennorth in but it is only a penny for your thoughts? Where's that extra penny going to?
Once you get to heaven, are you stuck for eternity in the clothes you were buried in?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
How is it we put a man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They are going to see you naked anyway.
Why is a bra singular and panties plural?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp that no normal human being would eat?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto goes around on all fours? They are both dogs.
If Wile E. Coyote had all that money to buy that stuff from ACME, why didn't he just buy dinner?
If corn oil is made from corn, olive oil is made from oils, what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Do the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
Why do they call it an asteroid when it is outside the hemisphere but call it a hemorrhoid when it is inside your butt?
Have you ever noticed that when you blow in a dog's face, it gets mad, but when you take it for a car ride, it sticks its head out of the window?
