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Post by ben88 on May 29, 2008 10:50:35 GMT
i watched one of the most disgusting, but at the same time amusing documentaries i have ever seen.
it was about a so called "mechaphile"
these are people who have a sexual attraction to modes of transport. it basically followed 2 men about as they went on a road trip to a car convention, having sex with cars along the way.
the first man, a 59 year old, would litrally walk up to a car in a lot and start rubbing his knob against it, then spaff all over it, he was in love with a white VW beatle (old one) names vanilla.
the second bloke was a 20 year old lad who had just come out as a "mechaphile" he wasent as full on as the other bloke but came up with such phrases as
"i would take that car home and rape the shit out of it"
"i would shove my cock up its exhaust"
it really was wierd,
so anyway, they both went on this road trip with intentions of meeting each other for the first time (mechaphiles are rare) they eventually met and had a chat and went to bed in a motel, then the fun began, they cameraman knew the 59 year old fancied the other blokes car (he was kissing it earlier) and because it looked like Kit from knightrider (his fantasy car) he went out into the parking lot and starting wanking all over this car.
so the next morning they finally reach the convention, and they are both going around kissing and rubbing cars, while the owners watch on confussed, later that night the 59 year old was seen walking around the lot with no clothes on, having a big wanking spree.
it was prety wierd
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Post by ben88 on May 29, 2008 10:55:28 GMT
jefrey dalmer..................
#stabbed his mum to death
# cut her head off
# used her head as a dart board
# had sex with his decapetated mum
i said i would try that one day
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Post by sheikhmomo on May 29, 2008 10:57:23 GMT
Did he win at darts?
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Post by ben88 on May 29, 2008 10:59:45 GMT
mums eye
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Post by sheikhmomo on May 29, 2008 11:02:51 GMT
jefrey dalmer.................. #stabbed his mum to death # cut her head off # used her head as a dart board # had sex with his decapetated mum i said i would try that one day He was one sick pup That's what you get for burning Jeffs dinner. |
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Post by ben88 on May 29, 2008 11:06:51 GMT
their is that,
and the headless corpse of your mother isnt exsacly the perfect sex toy either
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Post by ben88 on May 29, 2008 11:10:07 GMT
or a car is your a mechaphile
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Post by ben88 on May 29, 2008 11:27:06 GMT
another brilliant quote
59 year old man - " i would rape that car"
cameraguy - "you would rape it?, is that not wrong?"
59 year old guy " ow no no, cars cant say no like women can"
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