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Post by salopstick on May 27, 2008 20:29:17 GMT
how do they do the sawing of a women in half
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Post by Deleted on May 27, 2008 20:34:02 GMT
Half of it's easy, the other half isn't
The easy part
Buy a saw
The hard part, getting a woman willing to be sawn in half.
Once you have both, you work out the halfway point of the womans body, mark it, and get your saw again and repeatedly move the saw back and forth on this mark.
Hope this helps.
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Post by Cityfullergoals on May 27, 2008 20:54:30 GMT
Superman
Thats quite a good explanation
So how do they stick them swords in all them holes and miss the heart
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Post by Deleted on May 28, 2008 13:34:28 GMT
Superman
Thats quite a good explanation
So how do they stick them swords in all them holes and miss the heart They don't. Hope this helps. |
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Post by Deleted on May 28, 2008 13:38:34 GMT
I can’t help with “the sawing of a women” in half as I’ve never seen it performed on 2 women at once (there’s a joke there somewhere).
If it is sawing a woman in half then the woman (who needs to be supple) bends her legs up onto her chest and they use a pair of fake feet at the bottom to create the intended illusion.
Now for my next trick, pick a card any card.
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Post by ben88 on May 28, 2008 13:52:32 GMT
ace of spades
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Post by Deleted on May 28, 2008 13:54:26 GMT
That’s what I was thinking.
Next, pick a number (a whole number), between 4 and 6 (non inclusive).
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Post by Staffsoatcake on May 29, 2008 9:08:54 GMT
I can disappear when malady wants owt done.  |
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