marsho
Academy Starlet
T'll be o reyt!!!
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Joke
May 26, 2008 20:10:14 GMT
Post by marsho on May 26, 2008 20:10:14 GMT
The Navy found they had too many officers and decided to offer an early retirement bonus. They promised any officer who volunteered for retirement a bonus of $1,000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any two points in his body. The officer got to choose what those two points would be.
The first officer who accepted asked that he be measured from the top of his head to the tip of his toes. He was measured at six feet and walked out with a bonus of $72,000.
The second officer who accepted was a little smarter and asked to be measured from the tip of his outstretched hands to his toes. He walked out with $96,000.
The third one was a noncommissioned officer, a grizzly old Chief who, when asked where he would like to be measured replied, "From the end of my knob to my testicles." It was that he might want to reconsider, explaining about the nice big checks the previous two officers had received. But the old Chief insisted and they decided to go along with him providing the measurement was taken by a medical officer.
The medical officer arrived and instructed the Chief to "drop'em," which he did. The medical officer place d the tape measure on the end of the Chief's knob and began to work back.
"Dear Lord!" he suddenly exclaimed, "Where are your testicles?"
The old Chief calmly replied, " Vietnam " ;D
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Joke
May 26, 2008 20:15:22 GMT
Post by Tubes on May 26, 2008 20:15:22 GMT
very good. ;D
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Joke
May 26, 2008 20:45:43 GMT
Post by trout-licker on May 26, 2008 20:45:43 GMT
;D
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Joke
May 26, 2008 21:45:31 GMT
Post by luke45 on May 26, 2008 21:45:31 GMT
;D ;D karma coming up
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Joke
May 26, 2008 22:05:41 GMT
Post by tazi on May 26, 2008 22:05:41 GMT
;D ;D ;D
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Joke
May 26, 2008 22:09:36 GMT
Post by SuperRickyFuller on May 26, 2008 22:09:36 GMT
Brilliant ;D ;D ;D
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