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Post by pintofsmiths on May 23, 2008 11:17:55 GMT
How come that when ever I browse this site you are logged on? Don't you ever have any work to do?
Boosh is visiting tonight, he wants feeding.
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Post by vestanpance on May 23, 2008 11:21:47 GMT
He's actually immersed in a vitally important sociolgical study. His study is looking at the working patterns of the North Staffordshire male and how the internet has given greater scope for non-work related activity.
Either that, or he's just an idle cunt who can't find any porn to fit his needs*
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Post by pintofsmiths on May 23, 2008 11:28:53 GMT
Vestan Pance; thats exactly what I was thinking having known him since his first year in infants school, must be about 12 months that I've known him now then.
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Post by vestanpance on May 23, 2008 11:33:17 GMT
Does he disgust and intrigue you in equal measure as well then?
And did you get to go out and meet his Uncle Josef in Austria? He told a couple of us could go and see him and wife* but apparently we can't now. He's busy at the moment.
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Post by SegaMegaDave on May 23, 2008 11:33:54 GMT
Oi POS i hope you aren't besmirching my reputation upon this board. As for the Boosh he reckons he's been working hard all week  As for you Vestan you are correct on both counts |
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Post by SegaMegaDave on May 23, 2008 11:37:49 GMT
That trip was your idea Vestan, and it was your idea to go via the channel islands.
I wanted to stay and be the fluffer on the Chuckle brothers latest adult film "ChuckleSpunk II, To Me To You"
But you had it your way and look what happend 24 years of hard work down the drain.
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Post by pintofsmiths on May 23, 2008 11:44:08 GMT
Ha Ha Ha, you making me laugh now Dave, when was the last time Boosh has worked hard all week.
I remember you telling me about your escapades in Austria and the Channel Islands. Oh how we laughed. The photos were excellent.
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Post by vestanpance on May 23, 2008 11:51:58 GMT
You don't need to tell me. I feel bad enough as it is, especially as you seemed to be getting so close to your Aunty/Niece. There was love in that room, i could feel it. On the bright side having spoken to the Estate agents he reckons that Cellar will make a lovely feature, so you should be in coin.
We're best off not mentioning our Jersey adventures yet. Walls have ears and everything and your mate could be secret service. They get everywhere you know.
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Post by SegaMegaDave on May 23, 2008 12:12:47 GMT
this reminds me Vestan, WhyDelilah wants his balaclava back.
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Post by vestanpance on May 23, 2008 12:16:02 GMT
He can fucking want.
He'd hand it in so they could have my DNA. That bastard would pin the lot on me before you could say "you'll have to dig deeper than that or they'll find it"
Jersey was his idea, and if we stick together he'll cop for the fucking lot. Let's be honest, spending the rest of his natural biting a pillow in D-Wing would be like a busmans holiday for WD. He'd fucking love it.
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Post by Deleted on May 23, 2008 12:34:27 GMT
Is McCann still in your basement vestan?
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Post by vestanpance on May 23, 2008 12:40:47 GMT
That's the line crossed right there
;D
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Post by Deleted on May 23, 2008 12:42:16 GMT
I’ve told you before, you crossed the line with those 12 year olds in Jersey.
I want by balaclava back as well, I’m going to get picked out of the identity line up one of these days.
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Post by Deleted on May 23, 2008 12:44:44 GMT
- Homosexuality
- Rape
- Peadophilia
- Kidnap
- Incest
These are just a few of the reasons why I love The Oatcake ;D |
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Post by vestanpance on May 23, 2008 12:44:58 GMT
That won't fucking help you.
Your mum sewed your name in it because you were always losing it. She's a daft fucker, remember when she tried to knit you some latex gloves?
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Post by Deleted on May 23, 2008 12:46:53 GMT
I got a new one mate, I told her she was a daft bitch (I don't think she was too happy at that?), I sewed Bens name into the new one so I'm covered there.
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Post by vestanpance on May 23, 2008 12:49:43 GMT
Nicely. You shouldn't be nasty to your mum mind. She was only trying to help.
We weren't calling her names when we had to go into hiding after Uncle Harold got caught doing his thing. And she makes a smashing stew. And gives a smashing nosh as well, while we are at it.
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Post by Deleted on May 23, 2008 12:53:34 GMT
She told me about that mate.
The doctor said it was the first case he’d ever seen of a person contracting genital warts in their mouth.
Oh well, it will teach the dirty bitch a lesson I suppose.
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Post by SegaMegaDave on May 23, 2008 12:58:33 GMT
damn it, ive just realised my name is the heading for this thread.
Thats me back on the government watch lists.
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Post by vestanpance on May 23, 2008 13:02:31 GMT
It was only a matter on time Dave.
if it wasn't this thread, it'd be that thing you like doing with the gerbils.
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Post by SegaMegaDave on May 23, 2008 13:04:56 GMT
Also WD stitching Ben up with false evidence is just plain wrong mate. He's got enough problems going on with the Glitter Vietnamese Court Appeal Case
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Post by vestanpance on May 23, 2008 13:17:01 GMT
Well, he should have known.
"D'you wanna be in my gang?"
"I fucking don't"
It's his own fault.
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