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Post by ceejays on Dec 20, 2017 12:08:25 GMT
Years ago my mother would say of me and my brother - did you go to the same match ?
Well I think this applies to Mr Peter Coates
Coatesy version of the Lanzini penalty/dive
Things not going our way Shawcross hits post Shaqiri is fouled Lanzini dives
My view
Stoke get a corner We go gungho (which weve been doing at corners for awhile) 9 men go up for the corner Leaves one on the halfway line to defend the breakaway West Ham get lucky Lanzini breaks away and the rest is history
HOW THE F--- CAN YOU DEFEND A BREAKAWAY WITH ONE MAN BACK ON THE HALFWAY LINE RIDICULOUS I POINTED THIS OUT LAST WEEK AS SON DID THE SAME FOR SPURS BUT NO WE CONTINUED WITH THIS AFTER THE LANZINI DIVE
YOU MAKE YOUR OWN LUCK MR COATES AND HAD OUR MANAGEMENT TEAM HAD TWO OR THREE ON HALFWAY LINE (THE NORM) THERE IS NO WAY LANZINI WOULD HAVE EVEN GOT TO THE PENALTY AREA
AS FOR PIETERS WELL HE IS BRAIN DEAD AS LANZINI WAS GOING NOWHERE
So which game were you watching Mr Coates
AND MESSRS HUGHES AND BOWEN - DO ME A FAVOUR AND RECOGNISE THAT LESS IS MORE AT CORNERS 9 UP GET IN EACH OTHERS WAY I SUGGEST
I DESPAIR
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Post by thegift on Dec 20, 2017 12:09:04 GMT
Shit bin - been discussed 10x over
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Post by ceejays on Dec 20, 2017 12:13:43 GMT
Apologies Ive not been on the site since the match
Have we discussed
BUTLAND - OVER RATED ? Why the f--- does he dive to the right for every sodding penalty
WIMMER Please no Wimmer this saturday - Cameron to centre half Time for Edwards to step up
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Post by neddy on Dec 20, 2017 12:15:05 GMT
Seems we do watch a different game I thought hitting the post came from a free kick?
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Post by thegift on Dec 20, 2017 12:15:11 GMT
Apologies Ive not been on the site since the match Have we discussed BUTLAND - OVER RATED ? Why the f--- does he dive to the right for every sodding penalty WIMMER Please no Wimmer this saturday - Cameron to centre half Time for Edwards to step up Discussed wimmer being toss. Everyone knows it. Absolute shit house. Discussed butland being poor at penalties. But hes not over rated.
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Post by scfc75 on Dec 20, 2017 12:27:56 GMT
Find the video and watch it. When Shawcross' header hits the post, there are 6 Stoke players in the West Ham box and 10 West Ham players (9 + GK). The only Stoke player to make any sort of challenge on Lanzini before he dived was Joe Allen on the edge of our box, who was one of the furthest forward at the point when they won the ball back (he bust a gut to get back). The problem isn't how many we left forward, it's the lack of effort from most of them to get back or put a challenge in.
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Post by Staying up for Grandadstokey on Dec 20, 2017 12:37:42 GMT
Find the video and watch it. When Shawcross' header hits the post, there are 6 Stoke players in the West Ham box and 10 West Ham players (9 + GK). The only Stoke player to make any sort of challenge on Lanzini before he dived was Joe Allen on the edge of our box, who was one of the furthest forward at the point when they won the ball back (he bust a gut to get back). The problem isn't how many we left forward, it's the lack of effort from most of them to get back or put a challenge in. Our friend Wimmer made a token effort to stop him before Allen, but he was to slow and then tried to trip him but he was to slow to do that as well .
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Post by thegift on Dec 20, 2017 12:44:14 GMT
Find the video and watch it. When Shawcross' header hits the post, there are 6 Stoke players in the West Ham box and 10 West Ham players (9 + GK). The only Stoke player to make any sort of challenge on Lanzini before he dived was Joe Allen on the edge of our box, who was one of the furthest forward at the point when they won the ball back (he bust a gut to get back). The problem isn't how many we left forward, it's the lack of effort from most of them to get back or put a challenge in. Our friend Wimmer made a token effort to stop him before Allen, but he was to slow and then tried to trip him but he was to slow to do that as well . did wimmer actually connect and make a single tackle in that entire 90 mins?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 20, 2017 12:46:00 GMT
My brain is trained to filter the words of peter Coates from one ear straight out of the other, but what really winds me up is when he marches one or two players out each week to spew his cheese and bollocks for him.
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Post by roylandstoke on Dec 20, 2017 12:46:26 GMT
Years ago my mother would say of me and my brother - did you go to the same match ? Well I think this applies to Mr Peter Coates Coatesy version of the Lanzini penalty/dive Things not going our way Shawcross hits post Shaqiri is fouled Lanzini dives My view Stoke get a corner We go gungho (which weve been doing at corners for awhile) 9 men go up for the corner Leaves one on the halfway line to defend the breakaway West Ham get lucky Lanzini breaks away and the rest is history HOW THE F--- CAN YOU DEFEND A BREAKAWAY WITH ONE MAN BACK ON THE HALFWAY LINE RIDICULOUS I POINTED THIS OUT LAST WEEK AS SON DID THE SAME FOR SPURS BUT NO WE CONTINUED WITH THIS AFTER THE LANZINI DIVE YOU MAKE YOUR OWN LUCK MR COATES AND HAD OUR MANAGEMENT TEAM HAD TWO OR THREE ON HALFWAY LINE (THE NORM) THERE IS NO WAY LANZINI WOULD HAVE EVEN GOT TO THE PENALTY AREA AS FOR PIETERS WELL HE IS BRAIN DEAD AS LANZINI WAS GOING NOWHERE So which game were you watching Mr Coates AND MESSRS HUGHES AND BOWEN - DO ME A FAVOUR AND RECOGNISE THAT LESS IS MORE AT CORNERS 9 UP GET IN EACH OTHERS WAY I SUGGEST I DESPAIR You clearly weren't watching the match as your interpretation of the events leading up to the dive are riddled with inaccuracy. As someone else has pointed out earlier, we had at least two opportunities to challenge/foul Lanzini before he got anywhere near our penalty area the easiest being for Wimmer on the half way line, with two covering defenders (Pieters and Ramadan). That Wimmer failed to make this challenge speaks volumes either for his total lack of pace or his "can't be arsed" attitude.
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Post by thegift on Dec 20, 2017 12:47:58 GMT
Years ago my mother would say of me and my brother - did you go to the same match ? Well I think this applies to Mr Peter Coates Coatesy version of the Lanzini penalty/dive Things not going our way Shawcross hits post Shaqiri is fouled Lanzini dives My view Stoke get a corner We go gungho (which weve been doing at corners for awhile) 9 men go up for the corner Leaves one on the halfway line to defend the breakaway West Ham get lucky Lanzini breaks away and the rest is history HOW THE F--- CAN YOU DEFEND A BREAKAWAY WITH ONE MAN BACK ON THE HALFWAY LINE RIDICULOUS I POINTED THIS OUT LAST WEEK AS SON DID THE SAME FOR SPURS BUT NO WE CONTINUED WITH THIS AFTER THE LANZINI DIVE YOU MAKE YOUR OWN LUCK MR COATES AND HAD OUR MANAGEMENT TEAM HAD TWO OR THREE ON HALFWAY LINE (THE NORM) THERE IS NO WAY LANZINI WOULD HAVE EVEN GOT TO THE PENALTY AREA AS FOR PIETERS WELL HE IS BRAIN DEAD AS LANZINI WAS GOING NOWHERE So which game were you watching Mr Coates AND MESSRS HUGHES AND BOWEN - DO ME A FAVOUR AND RECOGNISE THAT LESS IS MORE AT CORNERS 9 UP GET IN EACH OTHERS WAY I SUGGEST I DESPAIR You clearly weren't watching the match as your interpretation of the events leading up to the dive are riddled with inaccuracy. As someone else has pointed out earlier, we had at least two opportunities to challenge/foul Lanzini before he got anywhere near our penalty area the easiest being for Wimmer on the half way line, with two covering defenders (Pieters and Ramadan). That Wimmer failed to make this challenge speaks volumes either for his total lack of pace or his "can't be arsed" attitude. Its defo the 'cant be arsed' attitude that's the problem.
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Post by Staying up for Grandadstokey on Dec 20, 2017 12:59:17 GMT
Our friend Wimmer made a token effort to stop him before Allen, but he was to slow and then tried to trip him but he was to slow to do that as well . did wimmer actually connect and make a single tackle in that entire 90 mins? Not one that I can recall.
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Post by alster on Dec 20, 2017 13:04:26 GMT
Years ago my mother would say of me and my brother - did you go to the same match ? Well I think this applies to Mr Peter Coates Coatesy version of the Lanzini penalty/dive Things not going our way Shawcross hits post Shaqiri is fouled Lanzini dives My view Stoke get a corner We go gungho (which weve been doing at corners for awhile) 9 men go up for the corner Leaves one on the halfway line to defend the breakaway West Ham get lucky Lanzini breaks away and the rest is history HOW THE F--- CAN YOU DEFEND A BREAKAWAY WITH ONE MAN BACK ON THE HALFWAY LINE RIDICULOUS I POINTED THIS OUT LAST WEEK AS SON DID THE SAME FOR SPURS BUT NO WE CONTINUED WITH THIS AFTER THE LANZINI DIVE YOU MAKE YOUR OWN LUCK MR COATES AND HAD OUR MANAGEMENT TEAM HAD TWO OR THREE ON HALFWAY LINE (THE NORM) THERE IS NO WAY LANZINI WOULD HAVE EVEN GOT TO THE PENALTY AREA AS FOR PIETERS WELL HE IS BRAIN DEAD AS LANZINI WAS GOING NOWHERE So which game were you watching Mr Coates AND MESSRS HUGHES AND BOWEN - DO ME A FAVOUR AND RECOGNISE THAT LESS IS MORE AT CORNERS 9 UP GET IN EACH OTHERS WAY I SUGGEST I DESPAIR I have not a clue what you are going on about. Lanzini penalty Geoff Cameron had ample opportunity to try to win the ball failing that bring the man down. No penalty, no dive, no goal, no fuss. Yup I really do wonder what game you're watching your Mum was right.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 20, 2017 15:57:27 GMT
Years ago my mother would say of me and my brother - did you go to the same match ? Well I think this applies to Mr Peter Coates Coatesy version of the Lanzini penalty/dive Things not going our way Shawcross hits post Shaqiri is fouled Lanzini dives My view Stoke get a corner We go gungho (which weve been doing at corners for awhile) 9 men go up for the corner Leaves one on the halfway line to defend the breakaway West Ham get lucky Lanzini breaks away and the rest is history HOW THE F--- CAN YOU DEFEND A BREAKAWAY WITH ONE MAN BACK ON THE HALFWAY LINE RIDICULOUS I POINTED THIS OUT LAST WEEK AS SON DID THE SAME FOR SPURS BUT NO WE CONTINUED WITH THIS AFTER THE LANZINI DIVE YOU MAKE YOUR OWN LUCK MR COATES AND HAD OUR MANAGEMENT TEAM HAD TWO OR THREE ON HALFWAY LINE (THE NORM) THERE IS NO WAY LANZINI WOULD HAVE EVEN GOT TO THE PENALTY AREA AS FOR PIETERS WELL HE IS BRAIN DEAD AS LANZINI WAS GOING NOWHERE So which game were you watching Mr Coates AND MESSRS HUGHES AND BOWEN - DO ME A FAVOUR AND RECOGNISE THAT LESS IS MORE AT CORNERS 9 UP GET IN EACH OTHERS WAY I SUGGEST I DESPAIR 4 days to think up this complete bollocks. I despair
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Post by samba :) on Dec 20, 2017 16:02:45 GMT
Years ago my mother would say of me and my brother - did you go to the same match ? Well I think this applies to Mr Peter Coates Coatesy version of the Lanzini penalty/dive Things not going our way Shawcross hits post Shaqiri is fouled Lanzini dives My view Stoke get a corner We go gungho (which weve been doing at corners for awhile) 9 men go up for the corner Leaves one on the halfway line to defend the breakaway West Ham get lucky Lanzini breaks away and the rest is history HOW THE F--- CAN YOU DEFEND A BREAKAWAY WITH ONE MAN BACK ON THE HALFWAY LINE RIDICULOUS I POINTED THIS OUT LAST WEEK AS SON DID THE SAME FOR SPURS BUT NO WE CONTINUED WITH THIS AFTER THE LANZINI DIVE YOU MAKE YOUR OWN LUCK MR COATES AND HAD OUR MANAGEMENT TEAM HAD TWO OR THREE ON HALFWAY LINE (THE NORM) THERE IS NO WAY LANZINI WOULD HAVE EVEN GOT TO THE PENALTY AREA AS FOR PIETERS WELL HE IS BRAIN DEAD AS LANZINI WAS GOING NOWHERE So which game were you watching Mr Coates AND MESSRS HUGHES AND BOWEN - DO ME A FAVOUR AND RECOGNISE THAT LESS IS MORE AT CORNERS 9 UP GET IN EACH OTHERS WAY I SUGGEST I DESPAIR It was a corner? Did we go to the same game?
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