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Post by jonesinamillion on May 20, 2008 23:41:43 GMT
Obviously not a serious thread, but one of my signature moments of geniuss was....
Maybe a decade ago at uni i wanted to go out on the lash round stoke, had my bag with me with loadsa coursework n stuff in it with me; after a few pubs it was becoming more & more inconveniant to look afterand lug around.
Walked into stoke nick & told mr plod that I had just found some poor students satchel in the street, continued my sesion into the early hours and then returned to the police station next day on the off chance that some honest citizen may have handed my bag in,suprise suprise there it was ;D
Hardly re-inventing the wheel but my ingenuity & quick thinking really impressed me. Any other tales of spontanious genius to reagil out there?
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Post by Time4aPINT on May 21, 2008 0:01:51 GMT
Clever!
Trying to think of the cleverest thing I've done. The worrying thing is that I'm not sure I've ever done that much that is clever, will have a think about it when I'm sober.
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Post by salopstick on May 21, 2008 7:25:12 GMT
everything ive done before my wife says "its not big and its not clever"
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Post by Deleted on May 21, 2008 7:27:03 GMT
Getting my Leicester ticket in early. Getting my season ticket in early. Getting that hot blonde drunk the other week.  |
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Post by thegolddisc on May 21, 2008 7:59:59 GMT
39 out of 39 on Radio 2' Popmaster  |
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Post by craig67 on May 21, 2008 11:25:46 GMT
The wife say's it's marrying her!As if! ;D
After that it's probably winning the quiz at the Dunrobin about 4 1/2 years ago,when I was blind drunk and could hardly put one foot in front of the other!They must have been thick fuckers in that night.
It was the night I got together with the wife as well.Not so clever really,eh?
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Post by vestanpance on May 21, 2008 11:27:38 GMT
Carol Vorderman. Arse and everything.
She was so dirty, i was faintly disgusted afterwards. I didn't feel clean for weeks.
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Post by scfc147 on May 21, 2008 11:35:50 GMT
everything ive done before my wife says "its not big and its not clever" Gettin rid of my fuckin wife who quoted the above continously!!! |
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Post by frasier37 on May 21, 2008 12:12:34 GMT
It's not clever but, i thought it was at first. I once farted in Tesco's and it was so loud everyone in the isle turned to look. My legs went weak, i honestly thought i'd unloaded my intestings. Sneakily i had quickened up my pace and was just turning to the second isle with a big smile on my face when i heard my wife say to the onlooking crowd, "it's him there" ;D Alas, my smug smile was wiped clean off when i met the same people coming the other way in the next isle.  ;D |
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Post by Staffsoatcake on May 21, 2008 14:43:58 GMT
Live this fooking long.  |
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