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Post by Northy on Oct 20, 2017 4:00:44 GMT
if we are being serious, the majority of car drivers speed up to 60 or 70 on a slip road and can judge traffic and move onto the mway easily, its just a few halfwits who trundle down at 30 or 40 and cause chaos behind themselves I kid you not now Northy, and I'm sure 3 Putts will have seen similar horror stories, but many years ago joining the M6 North at Jcn 15, yeah, that of the curly slip road, which is wank both exiting and joining, as I came round the bend to join there was a car waiting there at 90 deg to the motorway waiting to pull out, as if she was joining a main road from a side road, I was still laughing by time I came off at Jcn 19. That fucking slip road is a nightmare, surely they will change it , or have they done already, it's been a few years.... nope still the same
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Post by flea79 on Oct 20, 2017 8:17:24 GMT
can I recommend Bose noise cancelling headphones, worth every penny to avoid all that and the general noise on planes and trains etc! I purchased mine in Dubai a few years ago when I was living there but they are worth every penny! you could guarantee that Chantell Porsche from Moss side would still try and get her little darling 5 year old Lennox on the flight if they did adult only flights I have Bose headphone but even they can't block out a child crying P.s.did you not understand the concept of adult only flights I do understand good sir, I was making a point that some skanky woman would still try and take a kid on the flight and claim he is 20
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Post by 3putts on Oct 20, 2017 9:04:20 GMT
I have Bose headphone but even they can't block out a child crying P.s.did you not understand the concept of adult only flights I do understand good sir, I was making a point that some skanky woman would still try and take a kid on the flight and claim he is 20 I am sorry sir but two things spring to mind (1) the kid in question would have a passport showing his/her age (2) if chavvy mum lied on the passport then she would have to pay full price for her little sprig Adult only flights come on Branson there is a gap in the market. Take over monarchs planes and staff its a winner
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Post by elystokie on Oct 20, 2017 9:31:03 GMT
Cat haters! Cats don't shit everywhere (well where its visible), don't bark all night, don't demand walkies or food all day, don't rip stuff to bits like dogs so can't understand why they are bothered about them so much though i know they're not as much fun as a dog. Cats don't shit everywhere? Not in their own garden they don't but every fucker else's garden is fair game in their eyes and yes, it's visible, it stinks and if I knew who owned the fucking thing they'd get it back through their letterbox.
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Post by 3putts on Oct 20, 2017 13:44:17 GMT
cunts who don't acknowledge you when you let them into the traffic.also cunts who don't say thank you when you hold the door open for them and also the same cunts who don't hold the door for you[mostly Russians I encounter in pattaya]
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Post by woodstein on Oct 20, 2017 15:31:05 GMT
Cat haters! Cats don't shit everywhere (well where its visible), don't bark all night, don't demand walkies or food all day, don't rip stuff to bits like dogs so can't understand why they are bothered about them so much though i know they're not as much fun as a dog. Cats don't shit everywhere? Not in their own garden they don't but every fucker else's garden is fair game in their eyes and yes, it's visible, it stinks and if I knew who owned the fucking thing they'd get it back through their letterbox. Push what through their letterbox, the shit or the cat?!
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Post by Northy on Oct 20, 2017 16:24:38 GMT
Cat haters! Cats don't shit everywhere (well where its visible), don't bark all night, don't demand walkies or food all day, don't rip stuff to bits like dogs so can't understand why they are bothered about them so much though i know they're not as much fun as a dog. cats kill wild birds though and shit on my lawn and in the soil, they should all be made to be chipped, have a bell and have a dna profile, then any shit can be matched to them and the owner and a £1000 fine given out (same as dogs), .... come the revolution
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Post by 3putts on Oct 20, 2017 16:30:53 GMT
Cat haters! Cats don't shit everywhere (well where its visible), don't bark all night, don't demand walkies or food all day, don't rip stuff to bits like dogs so can't understand why they are bothered about them so much though i know they're not as much fun as a dog. cats kill wild birds though and shit on my lawn and in the soil, they should all be made to be chipped, have a bell and have a dna profile, then any shit can be matched to them and the owner and a £1000 fine given out (same as dogs), .... come the revolution Cats won't shit on a lawn if its tidy only IG the grass is unkept. They kill the birds that are weak that is nature. I do like a nice pussy
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Post by thevoid on Oct 20, 2017 17:21:04 GMT
When you get that one Facebook friend who likes EVERYTHING you post. So when you log on, you have about eight notifications off the same person.
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Post by elystokie on Oct 20, 2017 17:45:35 GMT
Cats don't shit everywhere? Not in their own garden they don't but every fucker else's garden is fair game in their eyes and yes, it's visible, it stinks and if I knew who owned the fucking thing they'd get it back through their letterbox. Push what through their letterbox, the shit or the cat?! If I could catch the cat both, if not just the shit would make the point sufficiently I think.
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Post by potterglen on Oct 20, 2017 17:52:14 GMT
cats kill wild birds though and shit on my lawn and in the soil, they should all be made to be chipped, have a bell and have a dna profile, then any shit can be matched to them and the owner and a £1000 fine given out (same as dogs), .... come the revolution Cats won't shit on a lawn if its tidy only IG the grass is unkept. They kill the birds that are weak that is nature. I do like a nice pussy We have three neighbourhood cats who use our garden as a litter tray, they shit on our lawn and it’s mown regularly, if only I could just get my aim right with the half ender I’d brain the fecker.
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Post by harryburrows on Oct 20, 2017 18:41:24 GMT
People who overtake on a roundabout, twonks
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Post by samba :) on Oct 20, 2017 18:51:46 GMT
Ticket touts
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Post by Deleted on Oct 20, 2017 18:54:24 GMT
Cat haters! Cats don't shit everywhere (well where its visible), don't bark all night, don't demand walkies or food all day, don't rip stuff to bits like dogs so can't understand why they are bothered about them so much though i know they're not as much fun as a dog. No cats just sit on your car and scratch the hell out of them , then run across the road causing accidents or worse just sit in the bloody road like they own it then screech all night long like someone has trod on their tail. can you imagine the outcry if I let my dogs run free in the street or sit on top of cars. It's about time they were subject to the same laws as dogs. Little girl sat crying in her garden by a freshly cut grave "What's wrong asked her neighbour?" "I just buried my goldfish" she says. "That's a big hole for a goldfish" says the neighbour. "Yes it's in your bloody cat" says the girl.
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Post by mattintheprem on Oct 20, 2017 19:22:05 GMT
Dimshit ex. footballers (e.g. Ian Dowie) who can't cast their expert opinion without saying some some shite like "You've got to compete with the Arsenal's, Man City's & Chelsea's........................" wtf it's Arsenal, Man City & Chelsea, makes my blood boil, every twat on the radio says it now, like some highly infectious AIDS type disease they've all been infected with it
Undertaking on Roundabouts by "clever" twats (usually in Audi's & usually with a personalised number plate) who can use any lane they like cos they are the most important twat on the road
Lorry Drivers overtaking each other on Dual Carriageways and 2 lane stretches of Motorway, let's take 10 minutes to overtake each other & block the whole road up especially when you come to a hill & have to drop back to pull back in again
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Post by wagsastokie on Oct 20, 2017 19:39:55 GMT
Twats that walk down my local high street wearing a bloody Man Utd shirt and when they get close they talk in a Norfolk accent Bloody arseholes
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Post by Northy on Oct 21, 2017 7:31:12 GMT
People who overtake on a roundabout, twonks undertake on roundabouts, the wankers who think its ok to turn right from the left hand lane
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Post by Northy on Oct 21, 2017 7:32:04 GMT
twats who think its ok to start a pnuematic drill 50 yards down the road at 8 on a saturday morning
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Post by Deleted on Oct 21, 2017 9:03:36 GMT
Two faced neighbours!
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Post by samba :) on Oct 21, 2017 9:59:28 GMT
Nighbours moaning its too early to be drilling. I will drill when i want to drill!
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Post by Ygor on Oct 21, 2017 22:03:42 GMT
Fat fucks who sit next to you in the Bet365 who insist on sitting with legs akimbo so that you have to sit scrunched up leaning against the missus. Inconsiderate selfish bastards.
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Post by chuffedstokie on Oct 21, 2017 22:12:37 GMT
Ignorant twats in/on mobility scooters who drive over your foot in the supermarket and don't have the courtesy to apologise. I've just got over double hip replacement surgery so I don't need these clowns compounding things. Selfish tossers.
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Post by tuum on Oct 22, 2017 3:45:22 GMT
People with that shaky knee thing, especially when you are sat next to them on a bench type seat, eg at an Airport, and the leg starts twitching. Still at Airports, people with rucksacks in the queue, FFS take the cunting thing off, when they turn around they have no regard for the fact that they are now twice as big, posing twats, it's like a "Oh look at me, I am so new age, I am going on a spiritual journey to find myself" Fuck off you scruffy cunt, you are going camping cuz you can't afford a hotel. People who wear jumpers draped over their shoulders, cuz they think they look cool...Twats. People who wear baseball caps the wrong way round....Even bigger twats. Everyone in a queue in front of me, cuz I just know one of the cunts will be the awkward case where the person behind the desk will need to call a supervisor, meanwhile the queue I am not in will sail through. So I also hate them people cuz I am not in their queue, but dare I change, what if my old queue starts moving, and my new one stops....Difficult... I was at the airport today and had to have words with an Indian. They had already ducked under the barrier ahead of me to cut the queue..one person I can handle but 2mins later they were summoning their family and friends to join them. They got the message and the queue jumper plus 5 family all took up their place behind me. As the queue snaked back and forth I occasionally caught their death stare. I prefer the death stare to that of bemusement as it suggests that they know they are in the wrong but are pissed off that someone has pulled them up for it. Wheelchair users at airports that abuse the system. If you need a wheelchair you should produce a Doctor's note and the special privilege of fast track service should be for you and one carer...not for the whole fucking extended family. The abuse of wheelchairs at airports is gathering momentum and needs to be stopped. A mate of mine in Amsterdam observed a young Brit sprinting out of his wheelchair to get a beer with his mates at the bar.
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Post by tuum on Oct 22, 2017 4:00:03 GMT
Parents who just stand there looking at their phones while the kids run riot, not only is it annoying but the kids could get hurt but obviously Facebook is more important. People who don't ask if they can put their seat back who are in front of you on a flight. I don't see why someone should have to ask to put their seat back before doing so. I agree it can be an inconvenience but I don't see how you could refuse such a request anyway..unless you were eating perhaps? I fly to Kazkhstan a lot and some Kazakhs put their seat back immediately before the plane has even took off. A quiet word normally is enough. As I explained to my mate I could have been childish about it and kept knocking on the back of the headrest...a solution that my mate explained he had actually used before when the same happened to him. It happened to a friend again on Friday. He solves the problem by pressing the light for the cabin crew, points out the problem and lets them deal with it. A much more sensible way to solve the problem. Mind, he is Scottish and quick to anger so it is clearly the best for everyone on board if he does not get embroiled in a 'heated' debate.
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Post by lordherefordsknob on Oct 22, 2017 6:56:03 GMT
People who overtake on a roundabout, twonks undertake on roundabouts, the wankers who think its ok to turn right from the left hand lane Trouble with this now is some roundabouts allow it like coming off a500 heading north on to a34 travelling north. Only problem with this is some idiots think it's ok to do it at every roundabout. That's another thing that winds me up yam yams that call roundabouts "islands".
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Post by potterglen on Oct 22, 2017 7:43:50 GMT
Able bodied drivers who use family members blue badge for parking, twats of the highest order.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 22, 2017 8:56:35 GMT
Supporters having a piss at halftime in the boothen
We are shoulder to shoulder, no need to swing it about like a scyth or flick it up and down you fucking pissheads.....
I get a fucking drowning every time
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Post by bathstoke on Oct 22, 2017 9:29:34 GMT
When you get that one Facebook friend who likes EVERYTHING you post. So when you log on, you have about eight notifications off the same person. "Like"
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Post by bathstoke on Oct 22, 2017 9:30:10 GMT
When you get that one Facebook friend who likes EVERYTHING you post. So when you log on, you have about eight notifications off the same person. "This"
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Post by bathstoke on Oct 22, 2017 9:30:31 GMT
When you get that one Facebook friend who likes EVERYTHING you post. So when you log on, you have about eight notifications off the same person.
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