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Post by mickmillslovechild on Oct 19, 2017 13:42:31 GMT
Having just had a few trips abroad. Airport security why do people stand in the queue doing nothing then when they get to the xray take an age in removing belts,watches, phones,wallets,jewellery, etc all these could have been removed whilst your standing in the queue ffs Similarly, women in queues who wait until they reach the checkout to open their handbag in order to take out a clutch bag, so they can then delve into it to pull out one of those oversized wallets in which they find their purse and finally pay. They then have to carry out the same procedure in reverse after paying, whilst for some reason still standing at the till instead of moving out of the fucking way!
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Post by trickydicky73 on Oct 19, 2017 13:42:51 GMT
People who turn normal threads into something about politics. And people who voted leave. I agree totally. Corbyn is a cunt.
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Post by The Drunken Communist on Oct 19, 2017 13:45:25 GMT
I hate people going for a jog when I'm trying to play snooker...
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Post by Deleted on Oct 19, 2017 14:00:03 GMT
People who don't indicate at junctions/roundabouts.
People who don't acknowledge that you've let them through, when the parked car is on their side of the road so it's they that should have given way.
People who park across more than one space, on a car park, and think it's OK.
People at the till that remember that they have forgotten something.
Cats.
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Post by trickydicky73 on Oct 19, 2017 14:06:37 GMT
Having just had a few trips abroad. Airport security why do people stand in the queue doing nothing then when they get to the xray take an age in removing belts,watches, phones,wallets,jewellery, etc all these could have been removed whilst your standing in the queue ffs Similarly, women in queues who wait until they reach the checkout to open their handbag in order to take out a clutch bag, so they can then delve into it to pull out one of those oversized wallets in which they find their purse and finally pay. They then have to carry out the same procedure in reverse after paying, whilst for some reason still standing at the till instead of moving out of the fucking way! Cunts.
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Post by Bojan Mackey on Oct 19, 2017 14:22:49 GMT
People that don’t speed up on sliproads, I’m not getting squashed because of your incompetence you fucking dribble.
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Post by ashtonstokie on Oct 19, 2017 14:47:15 GMT
Parents who just stand there looking at their phones while the kids run riot, not only is it annoying but the kids could get hurt but obviously Facebook is more important.
People who don't ask if they can put their seat back who are in front of you on a flight.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 19, 2017 14:56:52 GMT
People who can't clean up outside their houses. Grass growing in the gutter by the kerbside for one instance. Someone drops a paper nappy outside your house (believe it or not), and it's left there for over a week. I would go and pick the bloody thing up after so long, and put it in a bin. The same with fag packets, crisp packets, drink cans and plastic bottles. What on earth is up with people these days? Oh! and neighbours who will stick the knife in, and then have the cheek to smile at you!
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Post by 3putts on Oct 19, 2017 14:59:26 GMT
People that don’t speed up on sliproads, I’m not getting squashed because of your incompetence you fucking dribble. people who bomb down sliproads without looking to see if there is a gap they cam merge into then get all uppity when i dont move my 40 ton wagon!!!
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Post by 3putts on Oct 19, 2017 15:00:06 GMT
people who take small children onto airplanes selfish cunts
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Post by flea79 on Oct 19, 2017 15:07:48 GMT
people who take small children onto airplanes selfish cunts oh yes this x 100 I would pay extra to go on a flight that did not have children on it! although admittedly when I flew out to Hamburg in August I was surrounded by a family mum dad nan and 2 younger kids who were very pleasant and I let the young lad take my window seat as he had never sat there before so its not all that are that bad
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Post by 3putts on Oct 19, 2017 15:18:56 GMT
people who take small children onto airplanes selfish cunts oh yes this x 100 I would pay extra to go on a flight that did not have children on it! although admittedly when I flew out to Hamburg in August I was surrounded by a family mum dad nan and 2 younger kids who were very pleasant and I let the young lad take my window seat as he had never sat there before so its not all that are that bad yes its allways a relief when the child turns out to be cute, sadly most arent. i am sure there is a gap in the market for adult only planes? last year i flewback from dubai for 6 1/2 hours with a screaming brat that would not shut up, even put my headphones on to watch a film but you could still hear it and i was upstairs ffs.
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Post by flea79 on Oct 19, 2017 15:21:33 GMT
oh yes this x 100 I would pay extra to go on a flight that did not have children on it! although admittedly when I flew out to Hamburg in August I was surrounded by a family mum dad nan and 2 younger kids who were very pleasant and I let the young lad take my window seat as he had never sat there before so its not all that are that bad yes its allways a relief when the child turns out to be cute, sadly most arent. i am sure there is a gap in the market for adult only planes? last year i flewback from dubai for 6 1/2 hours with a screaming brat that would not shut up, even put my headphones on to watch a film but you could still hear it and i was upstairs ffs. can I recommend Bose noise cancelling headphones, worth every penny to avoid all that and the general noise on planes and trains etc! I purchased mine in Dubai a few years ago when I was living there but they are worth every penny! you could guarantee that Chantell Porsche from Moss side would still try and get her little darling 5 year old Lennox on the flight if they did adult only flights
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Post by yeokel on Oct 19, 2017 15:39:48 GMT
people who take small children onto airplanes selfish cunts We used to fly up to Scotland quite frequently when our two girls were little 'uns. It was always amusing to see how people's faces dropped as we boarded the plane. Little did they know that our two would be out like a light once we'd sat down and would rarely make a murmur until we were back on Terra Firma. And, even if they were awake, as long as they had something to play with (and were fed & watered) they were fine. We must have made the best part of twenty flights with them as babies and I can't remember a single time they were noisy. Mind you, once they were old enough to play with Gameboys and their like, they used to drive people mad with all the pops, bangs and whirrs that used to emanate from their consoles :-)
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Post by Deleted on Oct 19, 2017 16:52:55 GMT
Another pet hate of mine, is people who use gravel on their driveway, and don't brush it back on said driveway, when it inevitably get's drawn onto the path or pavement. In fact I think there should be a law preventing this laziness!
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Post by potterglen on Oct 19, 2017 17:00:51 GMT
People who say "literally" all of the time People who say "so" at the start of a sentence Overuse of the word "awesome" Football managers who say "to be honest" three times in a single post match interview.
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Post by potterglen on Oct 19, 2017 17:03:13 GMT
Having just had a few trips abroad. Airport security why do people stand in the queue doing nothing then when they get to the xray take an age in removing belts,watches, phones,wallets,jewellery, etc all these could have been removed whilst your standing in the queue ffs Similarly, women in queues who wait until they reach the checkout to open their handbag in order to take out a clutch bag, so they can then delve into it to pull out one of those oversized wallets in which they find their purse and finally pay. They then have to carry out the same procedure in reverse after paying, whilst for some reason still standing at the till instead of moving out of the fucking way! Blokes who go shopping when they should be at home doing the washing, ironing, cooking and cleaning.
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Post by Northy on Oct 19, 2017 18:03:41 GMT
people who take small children onto airplanes selfish cunts oh yes this x 100 I would pay extra to go on a flight that did not have children on it! although admittedly when I flew out to Hamburg in August I was surrounded by a family mum dad nan and 2 younger kids who were very pleasant and I let the young lad take my window seat as he had never sat there before so its not all that are that bad i was on a flight a couple of years ago and after the safety brief the steward announced that we would be pleased that there wasnt any children on the flight, bliss, everybody sighed relief and had an afternoon nap
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Post by Northy on Oct 19, 2017 18:04:59 GMT
People that don’t speed up on sliproads, I’m not getting squashed because of your incompetence you fucking dribble. people who bomb down sliproads without looking to see if there is a gap they cam merge into then get all uppity when i dont move my 40 ton wagon!!! lorry drivers who dont move over at motorway junctions
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Post by woodstein on Oct 19, 2017 18:22:01 GMT
Cat haters! Cats don't shit everywhere (well where its visible), don't bark all night, don't demand walkies or food all day, don't rip stuff to bits like dogs so can't understand why they are bothered about them so much though i know they're not as much fun as a dog.
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Post by chuffedstokie on Oct 19, 2017 18:46:48 GMT
People who make cat food. I've reached the conclusion that they must employ people especially to go around collecting cat shit so that it can be turned into food again because it all looks and smells the same at whichever part of the process you come across it.
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Post by yes on Oct 19, 2017 19:10:30 GMT
People who walk slowly. Hurry the fuck up.
Checkout operators that talk to other people when they should be scanning my shit quicker.
Yeah I'm uptight. Doesn't take a lot to wind me up.
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Post by 3putts on Oct 19, 2017 20:16:18 GMT
people who bomb down sliproads without looking to see if there is a gap they cam merge into then get all uppity when i dont move my 40 ton wagon!!! lorry drivers who dont move over at motorway junctions The majority of HGV drivers are courteous when the HGV doesn't move out of Lane 1 it is usually because there is already a vehicle in Lane 2 which the car driver cannot see. So don't expect a 40ton wagon to move just to accommodate you
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Post by 3putts on Oct 19, 2017 20:19:16 GMT
yes its allways a relief when the child turns out to be cute, sadly most arent. i am sure there is a gap in the market for adult only planes? last year i flewback from dubai for 6 1/2 hours with a screaming brat that would not shut up, even put my headphones on to watch a film but you could still hear it and i was upstairs ffs. can I recommend Bose noise cancelling headphones, worth every penny to avoid all that and the general noise on planes and trains etc! I purchased mine in Dubai a few years ago when I was living there but they are worth every penny! you could guarantee that Chantell Porsche from Moss side would still try and get her little darling 5 year old Lennox on the flight if they did adult only flights I have Bose headphone but even they can't block out a child crying P.s.did you not understand the concept of adult only flights
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Post by GeezyPeezy on Oct 19, 2017 20:23:19 GMT
People who say they "smashed it" after a modicum of success. I say that after I successfully tie my shoelaces whilst pissed
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Post by Northy on Oct 19, 2017 20:24:41 GMT
lorry drivers who dont move over at motorway junctions The majority of HGV drivers are courteous when the HGV doesn't move out of Lane 1 it is usually because there is already a vehicle in Lane 2 which the car driver cannot see. So don't expect a 40ton wagon to move just to accommodate you if we are being serious, the majority of car drivers speed up to 60 or 70 on a slip road and can judge traffic and move onto the mway easily, its just a few halfwits who trundle down at 30 or 40 and cause chaos behind themselves
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Post by happychappy on Oct 19, 2017 20:57:47 GMT
*People who walk too slow *People who don't say thank you *Cats and there owner's(utter pricks the lot of em) *Cold callers *Highly religious people (had a Creationist teacher at school, pleb) *People who don't train there dogs and let them do what they want like kids. *Kids *People who watch me work
I think I need rethink my name
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Post by Ygor on Oct 19, 2017 22:30:40 GMT
Bigots and people who don't share my opinion. :-D
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Post by Ygor on Oct 19, 2017 22:36:36 GMT
People who have to have a cup of tea before they do anything and every 10 mins thereafter. Politicians. Farmers on tractors on roads.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 20, 2017 0:41:37 GMT
The majority of HGV drivers are courteous when the HGV doesn't move out of Lane 1 it is usually because there is already a vehicle in Lane 2 which the car driver cannot see. So don't expect a 40ton wagon to move just to accommodate you if we are being serious, the majority of car drivers speed up to 60 or 70 on a slip road and can judge traffic and move onto the mway easily, its just a few halfwits who trundle down at 30 or 40 and cause chaos behind themselves I kid you not now Northy, and I'm sure 3 Putts will have seen similar horror stories, but many years ago joining the M6 North at Jcn 15, yeah, that of the curly slip road, which is wank both exiting and joining, as I came round the bend to join there was a car waiting there at 90 deg to the motorway waiting to pull out, as if she was joining a main road from a side road, I was still laughing by time I came off at Jcn 19. That fucking slip road is a nightmare, surely they will change it , or have they done already, it's been a few years....
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