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Post by StokieNath on Sept 15, 2017 22:15:18 GMT
I'll have a shit, shower and shave.
Grilled cheese sarnie.
Another shit.
Double Expresso.
Pop in the bookies
Get a sentinel then Im on my way.
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Post by StatesideStokie on Sept 15, 2017 22:21:39 GMT
Most games are 10am start over here. Up around 8, coffee and a smoke, full English and then check out the team news and fuck around on The Oatcake for an hour before watching the game.
If it's a late kick-off, same routine and then head out to one of a few good local boozers that show all the games and have a bit of banter with the locals and exciles who are out watching their various teams.
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Post by TexasPotter on Sept 15, 2017 22:22:24 GMT
I get up, it is early here usually.
I get my lucky Stoke mug out.
Then get the cowboy coffee a brewin'
British bacon on, eggs sizzlin, and all the fixins for a bastardized Texas version of a full english.
Check the Oatcake for the usual suspects and the typical moaning' or negativity.
Turn on NBC's shite commentary 30 mins prior to kickoff (I usually know more than those tits)
Quelle surprise, I have a good laugh when we never get the nod or give us respect.
Check my fantasy squad. Then I'm set.
Every Saturday or Sunday we're on the tele stateside.
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Post by BraveSirRobin on Sept 15, 2017 22:35:51 GMT
Shake off the friday hangover and go to hem heath cc.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 16, 2017 1:48:22 GMT
9 PM Here.
So tea time swim with little chap, get him off to bed, then wander down to one of 2 boozers that show the game within a cpl of minutes walk, or if any UK Stokies here on Holls maybe go down town and watch there.
Always wear Stoke top, and normally quite a few of us...
Main supporters groups here of any great No are West Ham, Chelsea, Man U and a few Dippers....
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Post by thedeadlyshart on Sept 16, 2017 4:45:03 GMT
7 AM here. I wake up at 6:30, put on headphones and listen to music while I check the team news. Watch the first half on the laptop in bed. I get dressed during halftime, then watch the 2nd half on TV. After the game I go about my Saturday; and if we win I take my wife out for brunch or dinner, or both if we beat Arsenal.
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Post by Stokyo on Sept 16, 2017 4:48:51 GMT
11pm here. So dinner and drinks with the mrs then home for around 10 to setup my pc and projector and find a reliable stream. Then crack open a beer and shout at the tv while my mrs tries to sleep in the next room.
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Post by nzstokie on Sept 16, 2017 6:06:07 GMT
2am here. Can make for a very grumpy Sunday if we don't get a positive result.
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Post by Silkystoke on Sept 16, 2017 7:23:48 GMT
On holiday for nearly a month so today will be tricky, at 15h 30 will message the wife to say we have a problem with the car and gonna take it to the garage for a check up..!!!! Of course it will take 2hrs ...!!!!
My wife wants to go to the Spanish market, fuck that..!!!
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Post by VolvicStokie on Sept 16, 2017 8:24:18 GMT
Get up. Ignore the Mrs for as long as humanly possibly. Tell her it's match day and I'm going Stoke. Ignore her some more
Get changed. Put my right sock on first. Lucky jeans on.
Park up at the ground, take a leisurely stroll across the car park, ignore the geezer selling the programmes. Talk about how Ramadan should be playing.
Get to the ground, go to my seat, watch shooting practice.
That's about it 😀
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Post by woodstein on Sept 16, 2017 8:25:03 GMT
Early set off from West Yorkshire on train, plenty of pubs on way up, but no time for a meal! When Stoke not doing well in the past the day was more enjoyable with plenty of beer! I remember seeing 3 of each player while watching from the Boothen paddock in the late 70's after plenty of Marston's Pedigree in the Vic pub!
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Post by VolvicStokie on Sept 16, 2017 8:25:39 GMT
On holiday for nearly a month so today will be tricky, at 15h 30 will message the wife to say we have a problem with the car and gonna take it to the garage for a check up..!!!! Of course it will take 2hrs ...!!!! My wife wants to go to the Spanish market, fuck that..!!! Brilliant!! I made an absolute schoolboy error and allowed a boat trip to be booked to leave Cambrills port at 4pm Spanish time Right on kick off. Absolutely devastated when I realised the scale of my fuck up. |
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Post by xchpotter on Sept 16, 2017 9:40:27 GMT
Two routines for me depending on where I am:
1. Visiting my mum in Stoke= get up, cooked breakfast, read the papers, Wrights pies for lunch, Football Focus then off to the match.
2. At home some miles away: get up, cooked breakfast, read the papers, shit Ginsters pie/pasty for lunch, Football Focus then match on a stream.
If only I could sort out my pie issue.☹️
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Post by Deleted on Sept 16, 2017 16:24:22 GMT
Favourite after defeat routine....... Sulk for rest of Saturday !
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Post by TexasPotter on Sept 16, 2017 16:29:17 GMT
Favourite after defeat routine....... Sulk for rest of Saturday !  |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 16, 2017 16:45:31 GMT
Favourite after defeat routine....... Sulk for rest of Saturday ! Indeed Texas and sadly Saturday is a longer day for you after a defeat mate |
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Post by Clem Fandango on Sept 16, 2017 18:01:49 GMT
I'll have a shit, shower and shave. Grilled cheese sarnie. Another shit. Double Expresso. Pop in the bookies Get a sentinel then Im on my way. Surprised you don't need a third shit after the Double Expresso |
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Post by FbrgVaStkFan on Sept 17, 2017 2:51:52 GMT
Brew some coffee and make some breakfast. Watch NBCSN pre-game and non-stop Chevy commercials crap-fest. Watch whatever first game is while reading news or forum, unless game is worth full attention. Watch NBCSN pre-game and non-stop Chevy commercials crap-fest. Watch Stoke game. Yell at TV. Then go out to the garage either irritated or happy and do some woodworking or whatever else needs doing.
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Post by rawli on Sept 17, 2017 7:28:45 GMT
Seems to be a common denominator of coffee, shit and unhealthy foods.
I have a green tea, an organic salad and a piss.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 17, 2017 14:59:07 GMT
Seems to be a common denominator of coffee, shit and unhealthy foods. I have a green tea, an organic salad and a piss. That is the reason i never diet rawli ! |
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Post by Northy on Sept 18, 2017 13:33:49 GMT
I work at dynorod, I keep getting called out every home match about 10.30 because some dirty bugger eats too much cheese and shits a lot, causing a stringy blockage.
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Post by foster on Sept 18, 2017 14:21:11 GMT
Get 8 bottles of strong Belgian beer (7.5 to 9%).
Get my comfy clothes on.
An hour before kickoff 2 beers go in the freezer and 6 in the fridge.
20 mins before kickoff I start the oven and 1 min before kickoff my pizza goes in.
Then I typically miss the first few minutes while trying to find the best stream.
Occasionally to ensure I have a varied diet I exchange pizza for microwave burgers and beers for a spirit of some kind.
My aim this season is to actually make it to the end of the match of the day, though even getting to the start is proving near impossible.
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Post by nott1 on Sept 18, 2017 16:02:23 GMT
Get 8 bottles of strong Belgian beer (7.5 to 9%). Get my comfy clothes on. An hour before kickoff 2 beers go in the freezer and 6 in the fridge. 20 mins before kickoff I start the oven and 1 min before kickoff my pizza goes in. Then I typically miss the first few minutes while trying to find the best stream. Occasionally to ensure I have a varied diet I exchange pizza for microwave burgers and beers for a spirit of some kind. My aim this season is to actually make it to the end of the match of the day, though even getting to the start is proving near impossible. Get checked for clogged arteries asap! |
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Post by cheadlestokie on Sept 18, 2017 16:02:52 GMT
A few press-ups then start off for a five mile run just to loosen up the body for the game.
Usually pulled hammy after 20 yds so back in the house,fry up then down the ground for a match day double burger about hour before kick off.
Totally ready and energised for the match.
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Post by swampySCFC on Sept 18, 2017 21:40:18 GMT
Make sure me bollocks are resting nicely in my strides and those fanny security fellas can't find the flares I've stuffed up me arse
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Post by march4 on Sept 18, 2017 22:58:24 GMT
Bacon and cheese oatcake at 12 noon ready for a 3pm kick off.
Will use sausage and cheese if no bacon.
Occasional two bacon and cheese and two sausage and cheese because the bacon has run out.
If the greenhouse is being kind, fresh grilled tomatoes added.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 19, 2017 0:05:48 GMT
Get as pissed as I possibly can in the 3 hours I get in the boozer.
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Post by ohbottom on Sept 19, 2017 8:47:38 GMT
Get up 7am, lucky pants on, cuppa.
Shout at kids, get kids breakfast, take kids swimming.
Take daughter play footie.
Breakfast - 2 x bacon rolls from van, cuppa
Back home, shout at kids some more, take kids library while mrs does shopping or something.
Lunch for kids, more shouting.
Settle down in front of pc with various bags of crisps, nuts, biltong, washed down with copious amounts of Old Peculier or Fuller's 1845.
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Post by StoneSCFC on Sept 19, 2017 9:26:50 GMT
Cheesy Bean oatcakes for breakfast
Walk dog
Tidy up
Do Kids breakfasts
Meet Father in law at Pub at 1pm
Park up at screwfix 2.15pm
Oatcake and programme
After match involves:
If won: out for a few pints and watch match of the day
If lost: lay on the settee in a cob, snapping at everyone!
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