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Lost Car
Sept 7, 2017 13:33:29 GMT
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Post by kinkyjohn on Sept 7, 2017 13:33:29 GMT
Kinky John brings greetings to forum users and comes most humbly begging for your assistance.
In the middle of August I was rambling around the countryside both by automobile and by foot. Having ignored the amber light by the steering wheel, Kinky John was caught both unaware and without petroleum vapour thereby having to continue his journey into the city of Stoke On Trent on foot with the assistance of his stoidy boots which were already on his feet.
It is here where I require your assistance dear reader. I cannot recall where I abandoned my vehicle and journeys back into the wild moors have not proved to be fruitful. Please tell me if you have seen my abandoned motor mobile to the east of the city and I will approach the coordinates without haste as both work and leisure are significantly more difficult without wheels.
It is a 2014 red Skoda.
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Post by chigstoke on Sept 7, 2017 14:15:20 GMT
Kinky John brings greetings to forum users and comes most humbly begging for your assistance. In the middle of August I was rambling around the countryside both by automobile and by foot. Having ignored the amber light by the steering wheel, Kinky John was caught both unaware and without petroleum vapour thereby having to continue his journey into the city of Stoke On Trent on foot with the assistance of his stoidy boots which were already on his feet. It is here where I require your assistance dear reader. I cannot recall where I abandoned my vehicle and journeys back into the wild moors have not proved to be fruitful. Please tell me if you have seen my abandoned motor mobile to the east of the city and I will approach the coordinates without haste as both work and leisure are significantly more difficult without wheels. It is a 2014 red Skoda. Salutations, fellow Proboards Forum User! Rambling around the countryside? A fellow user does that, called Waggy, maybe you two should get acquainted? You ran out of petrol? Amateur error there, Kinky John, never run out of Petroleum Vapour. Bad. Unfortunately I can't help you recover your 2014 Red Skoda. And if it were anything other than a Skoda Octavia, I wouldn't help, because the rest of them are shite. Regards
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Post by samba :) on Sept 7, 2017 21:39:44 GMT
Kinky John brings greetings to forum users and comes most humbly begging for your assistance. In the middle of August I was rambling around the countryside both by automobile and by foot. Having ignored the amber light by the steering wheel, Kinky John was caught both unaware and without petroleum vapour thereby having to continue his journey into the city of Stoke On Trent on foot with the assistance of his stoidy boots which were already on his feet. It is here where I require your assistance dear reader. I cannot recall where I abandoned my vehicle and journeys back into the wild moors have not proved to be fruitful. Please tell me if you have seen my abandoned motor mobile to the east of the city and I will approach the coordinates without haste as both work and leisure are significantly more difficult without wheels. It is a 2014 red Skoda. Salutations, fellow Proboards Forum User! Rambling around the countryside? A fellow user does that, called Waggy, maybe you two should get acquainted? You ran out of petrol? Amateur error there, Kinky John, never run out of Petroleum Vapour. Bad. Unfortunately I can't help you recover your 2014 Red Skoda. And if it were anything other than a Skoda Octavia, I wouldn't help, because the rest of them are shite. Regards Will can help you! Will can't help unfortunately to find the 2014 red car. Samba has a suggestion however. He is not quite sure how he aquired the name samba. But samba will be his username in any other anonymous venture. As Samba was saying this he was pondering weather this correct format was indeed the right way of doing it. Lets anyway get back to helping the new oatcake typer in his adventures. To conclude this rather roundabout stanza i would like to explain my distaste in Skoda's. From short experience I'm suprised you describe it still as a motor of four wheels and that they havent fallen off.
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Lost Car
Sept 7, 2017 21:46:59 GMT
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Post by cheeesfreeex on Sept 7, 2017 21:46:59 GMT
Spotted it near the Wetton Tunnel on gooogle earths perhaps. Embedded in docks & nettles. Sheeps and a mule squatting in it I fink. Or not.
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Lost Car
Sept 7, 2017 22:07:09 GMT
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Post by kinkyjohn on Sept 7, 2017 22:07:09 GMT
The Skoda is indeed an Octavia and is indeed in possession of all four plus one of its wheels. It is of utmost importance that I am reunited with this motor vehicle. It may not be the prettiest and I am not a Skoda aficionado but it enables me to enjoy my work and private leisure activities. I have strived to locate it under mine own endeavours but it is without success. Kinky John needs help to find his Skoda.
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Post by elystokie on Sept 8, 2017 6:13:29 GMT
Salutations, fellow Proboards Forum User! Rambling around the countryside? A fellow user does that, called Waggy, maybe you two should get acquainted? You ran out of petrol? Amateur error there, Kinky John, never run out of Petroleum Vapour. Bad. Unfortunately I can't help you recover your 2014 Red Skoda. And if it were anything other than a Skoda Octavia, I wouldn't help, because the rest of them are shite. Regards Will can help you! Will can't help unfortunately to find the 2014 red car. Samba has a suggestion however. He is not quite sure how he aquired the name samba. But samba will be his username in any other anonymous venture. As Samba was saying this he was pondering weather this correct format was indeed the right way of doing it. Lets anyway get back to helping the new oatcake typer in his adventures. To conclude this rather roundabout stanza i would like to explain my distaste in Skoda's. From short experience I'm suprised you describe it still as a motor of four wheels and that they havent fallen off. I was hitchhiking to Stoke from the south coast once and got picked up by 3 lads just outside Southampton in a Skoda they'd just bought, as we were travelling up the A34 doing about 30 in light traffic I noticed an unattached wheel go past the car on the near side... I picked up another lift pretty quick but those poor buggers had their day properly spoiled.
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Lost Car
Sept 8, 2017 21:37:13 GMT
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Post by Waggy on Sept 8, 2017 21:37:13 GMT
Kinky John brings greetings to forum users and comes most humbly begging for your assistance. In the middle of August I was rambling around the countryside both by automobile and by foot. Having ignored the amber light by the steering wheel, Kinky John was caught both unaware and without petroleum vapour thereby having to continue his journey into the city of Stoke On Trent on foot with the assistance of his stoidy boots which were already on his feet. It is here where I require your assistance dear reader. I cannot recall where I abandoned my vehicle and journeys back into the wild moors have not proved to be fruitful. Please tell me if you have seen my abandoned motor mobile to the east of the city and I will approach the coordinates without haste as both work and leisure are significantly more difficult without wheels. It is a 2014 red Skoda. Salutations, fellow Proboards Forum User! Rambling around the countryside? A fellow user does that, called Waggy, maybe you two should get acquainted? You ran out of petrol? Amateur error there, Kinky John, never run out of Petroleum Vapour. Bad. Unfortunately I can't help you recover your 2014 Red Skoda. And if it were anything other than a Skoda Octavia, I wouldn't help, because the rest of them are shite. Regards I don't know a kinky John. Trevor may know him from his ramblings alone when the rest can't make it.
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Lost Car
Sept 8, 2017 21:38:53 GMT
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Post by Waggy on Sept 8, 2017 21:38:53 GMT
Kinky John brings greetings to forum users and comes most humbly begging for your assistance. In the middle of August I was rambling around the countryside both by automobile and by foot. Having ignored the amber light by the steering wheel, Kinky John was caught both unaware and without petroleum vapour thereby having to continue his journey into the city of Stoke On Trent on foot with the assistance of his stoidy boots which were already on his feet. It is here where I require your assistance dear reader. I cannot recall where I abandoned my vehicle and journeys back into the wild moors have not proved to be fruitful. Please tell me if you have seen my abandoned motor mobile to the east of the city and I will approach the coordinates without haste as both work and leisure are significantly more difficult without wheels. It is a 2014 red Skoda. John, where do you ramble? Do you like bird watching? I often twitch. You can come along with us. Never seen your motor.
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Lost Car
Sept 9, 2017 10:04:44 GMT
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Post by kinkyjohn on Sept 9, 2017 10:04:44 GMT
The term rambling is merely a euphemism for taking my good lady friend up the roaches which is the place in which she is most happy. She is not happy that we no longer have our vehicle.
I will traverse the city limits to the coordinates that have been provided this afternoon and on my return once again lose my precious Skoda on the south park. This evening in the hiking boots in which she looks so beautiful she will experience the Cannock Chase.
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Post by boothenboy75 on Sept 9, 2017 10:15:35 GMT
I have this problem regularly in the Tesco Longton car park.
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Lost Car
Sept 27, 2017 16:53:34 GMT
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Post by kinkyjohn on Sept 27, 2017 16:53:34 GMT
Friends, remainers and countrymen.
I have been out in the wilderness for two weeks and a further few days in hospital after becoming feral. I have been chasing my tail following rumour and conjecture, seeing flashes of rouge in the bushes only for it to evaporate on contact.
My darling lover is getting frustrated. Any tips received with thanks.
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Post by manmarking on Sept 27, 2017 16:56:43 GMT
Friends, remainers and countrymen. I have been out in the wilderness for two weeks and a further few days in hospital after becoming feral. I have been chasing my tail following rumour and conjecture, seeing flashes of rouge in the bushes only for it to evaporate on contact. My darling lover is getting frustrated. Any tips received with thanks. Does your darling lover receive your tip with thanks, John?
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Lost Car
Dec 6, 2017 14:59:21 GMT
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Post by kinkyjohn on Dec 6, 2017 14:59:21 GMT
My brother's and sisters, my vehicle is still beyond my grasp.
I have covered the entire area that is a two mile radius of this point 52.8878146, -1.9721840.
I am now going to traverse northerly. Please advise the locations of the best pull ins, verges and picnic areas where I will continue my search.
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Lost Car
Jul 31, 2018 9:13:45 GMT
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Post by kinkyjohn on Jul 31, 2018 9:13:45 GMT
Six months later and many false alarms. I laid hands upon a Dacia which had been parked perilously, but my Skoda's European neighbour was a red herring. Not an Octavia.
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Post by bathstoke on Jul 31, 2018 9:44:43 GMT
The term rambling is merely a euphemism for taking my good lady friend up the roaches which is the place in which she is most happy. She is not happy that we no longer have our vehicle. I will traverse the city limits to the coordinates that have been provided this afternoon and on my return once again lose my precious Skoda on the south park. This evening in the hiking boots in which she looks so beautiful she will experience the Cannock Chase. How is the good lady(shall we call her Kinky Joanna)being taken up the Roaches & experiencing the Cannock Chaste!?!
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Lost Car
Jul 31, 2018 10:04:04 GMT
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Post by kinkyjohn on Jul 31, 2018 10:04:04 GMT
The term rambling is merely a euphemism for taking my good lady friend up the roaches which is the place in which she is most happy. She is not happy that we no longer have our vehicle. I will traverse the city limits to the coordinates that have been provided this afternoon and on my return once again lose my precious Skoda on the south park. This evening in the hiking boots in which she looks so beautiful she will experience the Cannock Chase. How is the good lady(shall we call her Kinky Joanna)being taken up the Roaches & experiencing the Cannock Chaste!?! There are many alternative forms of transport - the bi-cycle, the Segway, though few bring the perfect balance of excitement, style and safety in the way my beloved's beloved vehicle did. Rest assured, Kinky John's princess, much like his vehicle, will not go unserviced.
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Post by bathstoke on Jul 31, 2018 10:14:26 GMT
How is the good lady(shall we call her Kinky Joanna)being taken up the Roaches & experiencing the Cannock Chaste!?! There are many alternative forms of transport - the bi-cycle, the Segway, though few bring the perfect balance of excitement, style and safety in the way my beloved's beloved vehicle did. Rest assured, Kinky John's princess, much like his vehicle, will not go unserviced. She's a lucky girlXx
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Post by felonious on Jul 31, 2018 12:03:00 GMT
There are many alternative forms of transport - the bi-cycle, the Segway, though few bring the perfect balance of excitement, style and safety in the way my beloved's beloved vehicle did. Rest assured, Kinky John's princess, much like his vehicle, will not go unserviced. She's a lucky girlXx What, going out with a bloke with no motor
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Lost Car
Aug 1, 2018 10:36:37 GMT
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Post by samba :) on Aug 1, 2018 10:36:37 GMT
I met a spanish guy once who'd lost his car. I can't remember his name though
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Post by Mendicant on Aug 1, 2018 22:21:49 GMT
I met a spanish guy once who'd lost his car. I can't remember his name though Were Jimenez car ever reunited?
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Post by samba :) on Aug 1, 2018 22:31:07 GMT
I met a spanish guy once who'd lost his car. I can't remember his name though Were Jimenez car ever reunited? ahhh thats it jimenez. He never found the car, he named his child in memory of the whole situation. I can't remember his name either
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Post by kinkyjohn on Aug 14, 2018 17:00:54 GMT
As it approaches the one year anniversary of my temporary loss, I feel it is now time to consider it permanent.
I have traversed the moors, facing all manner of beast and flora. Steps have been traced and retraced. I found a boot which was lost on a previous expedition, but barely a sniff of the bubblegum air freshener that adorned the Skoda's rear view mirror. And what an array of rears I viewed with it.
Thank you all for assisting in the hunt for red Octavia.
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