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Post by Northy on Jun 27, 2017 22:11:31 GMT
One for the wank bank for all fans of right wing nutters and failures Enjoy perverts! The Tories are basically joining forces with the Political Wing of the Old Testament. How the hell has our wonderful nation been allowed to descended to the pits of this latest Tory calamity? ELECTION NOW. Get rid of these bloody idiots once and for all. our wonderful nation? I thought you'd packed your bags and fooked off years ago
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Post by rat on Jun 27, 2017 22:13:36 GMT
The Tories are basically joining forces with the Political Wing of the Old Testament. How the hell has our wonderful nation been allowed to descended to the pits of this latest Tory calamity? ELECTION NOW. Get rid of these bloody idiots once and for all. our wonderful nation? I thought you'd back your bags and fooked off years ago Where? To Clayton?
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Post by Deleted on Jun 27, 2017 22:25:50 GMT
One for the wank bank for all fans of right wing nutters and failures Enjoy perverts! Well that's a stomach turner.
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Post by slicko on Jun 27, 2017 22:41:59 GMT
Queen's Speech: Labour to force vote on public pay cap www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-40423052Seven long hard years of real-term pay cuts in the public sector being voted on. JC believes there will be a general election within 6 months. Labour Party regaining it's credibility.
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Post by flashman on Jun 27, 2017 23:38:32 GMT
Jezza is also planning to nationalise McDonalds and cut their price list by half .
All staff will be given free acne cream and 3 durex .
Wages for all staff are set to double .
All staff over 16 stone in weight will automatically get a disability pension and Nissan Quasqai
All staff wishing to start a family will be given free housing and a fully fitted canabis farm situated in the attics .
Anyone who has a love of music will be encouraged to sing with gay abandon and given a free Bang & Olufsen Hi-fi system .
Young people wishing to take out a loan for a car will be offered 0% finance .
All boob jobs will now be funded by the NHS and will have to wait no longer than 3 hours .
Sex will be made compulsory and only those over 75 will be exempt so long as can prove that they have no intention to visit Thailand ...
25 new bank holidays will be announced on July 1st .
Anyone who is a member of a trade union will be given free BUPA facilities .
All young people with ginger hair and sticky out ears will be offered free boots hair dye and constructive counselling for ugly buggers .
All schools will no longer have Christian assembly but more emphasis on the teachings of other religious beliefs ....
Loving and kissing strangers in T'Aldi will be encouraged at all times .
Diane Abbott will be organising a new national campaign called " White lives outside greater London don't matter "
Jezza is planning to appoint Graham Norton as the new culture secretary with Dale Winton right behind him ...
Anyone with a free spirited approach to political correctness will be medically assessed for chemical castration .
Fat bastuurds like me will be given free bed pans so that they no longer have to wobble to the shitter ...
All residents white , fat and bald will be actively encouraged to relocate to Scotlnd and the outer Hebrides .
More updates coming soon .
Remember ....Keep the red flag flying and if you can't afford one ....put it on your credit card .
I am the Flash ...You are the man .
Flashman
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Post by Deleted on Jun 27, 2017 23:48:36 GMT
Jezza is also planning to nationalise McDonalds and cut their price list by half . All staff will be given free acne cream and 3 durex . Wages for all staff are set to double . All staff over 16 stone in weight will automatically get a disability pension and Nissan Quasqai All staff wishing to start a family will be given free housing and a fully fitted canabis farm situated in the attics . Anyone who has a love of music will be encouraged to sing with gay abandon and given a free Bang & Olufsen Hi-fi system . Young people wishing to take out a loan for a car will be offered 0% finance . All boob jobs will now be funded by the NHS and will have to wait no longer than 3 hours . Sex will be made compulsory and only those over 75 will be exempt so long as can prove that they have no intention to visit Thailand ... 25 new bank holidays will be announced on July 1st . Anyone who is a member of a trade union will be given free BUPA facilities . All young people with ginger hair and sticky out ears will be offered free boots hair dye and constructive counselling for ugly buggers . All schools will no longer have Christian assembly but more emphasis on the teachings of other religious beliefs .... Loving and kissing strangers in T'Aldi will be encouraged at all times . Diane Abbott will be organising a new national campaign called " White lives outside greater London don't matter " Jezza is planning to appoint Graham Norton as the new culture secretary with Dale Winton right behind him ... Anyone with a free spirited approach to political correctness will be medically assessed for chemical castration . Fat bastuurds like me will be given free bed pans so that they no longer have to wobble to the shitter ... All residents white , fat and bald will be actively encouraged to relocate to Scotlnd and the outer Hebrides . More updates coming soon . Remember ....Keep the red flag flying and if you can't afford one ....put it on your credit card . I am the Flash ...You are the man . Flashman Utterly, utterly brilliant. At this hour too. The machine is in full effect. It appears random, but those more attuned to the aesthetic will recognise the patterns that appear. He beats a rhythm: 123-123456. It catches you off guard. Both expecting the four and the eight, while ultimately delivering neither. It appears to be both utterly nihilistic while also conforming to established avant-garde forms. Fucking delicious. Bathe in these men's brilliance, because you are witnessing something special.
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Post by rat on Jun 28, 2017 0:00:11 GMT
Jezza is also planning to nationalise McDonalds and cut their price list by half . All staff will be given free acne cream and 3 durex . Wages for all staff are set to double . All staff over 16 stone in weight will automatically get a disability pension and Nissan Quasqai All staff wishing to start a family will be given free housing and a fully fitted canabis farm situated in the attics . Anyone who has a love of music will be encouraged to sing with gay abandon and given a free Bang & Olufsen Hi-fi system . Young people wishing to take out a loan for a car will be offered 0% finance . All boob jobs will now be funded by the NHS and will have to wait no longer than 3 hours . Sex will be made compulsory and only those over 75 will be exempt so long as can prove that they have no intention to visit Thailand ... 25 new bank holidays will be announced on July 1st . Anyone who is a member of a trade union will be given free BUPA facilities . All young people with ginger hair and sticky out ears will be offered free boots hair dye and constructive counselling for ugly buggers . All schools will no longer have Christian assembly but more emphasis on the teachings of other religious beliefs .... Loving and kissing strangers in T'Aldi will be encouraged at all times . Diane Abbott will be organising a new national campaign called " White lives outside greater London don't matter " Jezza is planning to appoint Graham Norton as the new culture secretary with Dale Winton right behind him ... Anyone with a free spirited approach to political correctness will be medically assessed for chemical castration . Fat bastuurds like me will be given free bed pans so that they no longer have to wobble to the shitter ... All residents white , fat and bald will be actively encouraged to relocate to Scotlnd and the outer Hebrides . More updates coming soon . Remember ....Keep the red flag flying and if you can't afford one ....put it on your credit card . I am the Flash ...You are the man . Flashman Utterly, utterly brilliant. At this hour too. The machine is in full effect. It appears random, but those more attuned to the aesthetic will recognise the patterns that appear. He beats a rhythm: 123-123456. It catches you off guard. Both expecting the four and the eight, while ultimately delivering neither. It appears to be both utterly nihilistic while also conforming to established avant-garde forms. Fucking delicious. Bathe in these men's brilliance, because you are witnessing something special. Disappointingly, there's no mention of the trademark half-squeezed crusty tube of pile cream...but I suppose you can't have everything though...not a bad effort for 1.00am on a school night from the bard
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Post by Deleted on Jun 28, 2017 0:29:12 GMT
Utterly, utterly brilliant. At this hour too. The machine is in full effect. It appears random, but those more attuned to the aesthetic will recognise the patterns that appear. He beats a rhythm: 123-123456. It catches you off guard. Both expecting the four and the eight, while ultimately delivering neither. It appears to be both utterly nihilistic while also conforming to established avant-garde forms. Fucking delicious. Bathe in these men's brilliance, because you are witnessing something special. Disappointingly, there's no mention of the trademark half-squeezed crusty tube of pile cream...but I suppose you can't have everything though...not a bad effort for 1.00am on a school night from the bard Brother, with respect, I just don't think you get it. This incarnation is the best yet. Satirical, withering, but equally displaying a devil-may-care attitude to their own mental health that is equally terrifying as it is exhilarating. In the hands of another artistic collective, I would be afraid, but in present company I am utterly compelled to observe, and am excited. If something dangerous happens here, there is a risk to both the artist, the viewer and future artists that may seek to emulate. We are truly in exciting times. All-staff-ov-er six-teen-stone-in weight-will-au to-mat-i-cal ly-get-a-dis a-bil-i-ty pen-sion-and-Nis san... ... Quasqai Jesus, this is insane stuff. I've read that Lynch is reported to have pushed the envelope of what is acceptable in terms of artistic grammar, but we are seeing something special here, and no-one, no-one1 is seeing it first hand. I suspect a mix of more than just traditional psychedelics here. Something absolutely mind-blowing is going on, but I fear we may need to wait for the diaries to be published before we truly understand it.1 No-one of any fucking merit at least. Myself included.
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Post by agingerstokie on Jun 28, 2017 0:49:35 GMT
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Post by Northy on Jun 28, 2017 6:33:42 GMT
our wonderful nation? I thought you'd packed your bags and fooked off years ago Where? To Clayton? That's a strange way of pronouncing Chiang Mai
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Post by rat on Jun 28, 2017 6:40:42 GMT
Where? To Clayton? That's a strange way of pronouncing Chiang Mai You think I live in Chiang Mai? Why?
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Post by essexstokey on Jun 28, 2017 8:18:11 GMT
One for the wank bank for all fans of right wing nutters and failures Enjoy perverts! Well that's a stomach turner. Bet roger and the tory boys already have it as a poster in there bedrooms
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Post by essexstokey on Jun 28, 2017 8:23:01 GMT
Well that's a stomach turner. Bet roger and the tory boys already have it as a poster in there bedrooms Roger the terrorist sympathiser that refuses to condemn the conservatives for getting in bed with the terrorists despite his views on terrorism during the campaign!!
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Post by trickydicky73 on Jun 28, 2017 11:05:29 GMT
Well that's a stomach turner. Bet roger and the tory boys already have it as a poster in there bedrooms Have you got one of Di and Jezza?
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Post by thingscouldbemarvellous on Jun 28, 2017 12:22:24 GMT
Bet roger and the tory boys already have it as a poster in there bedrooms Roger the terrorist sympathiser that refuses to condemn the conservatives for getting in bed with the terrorists despite his views on terrorism during the campaign!! It would appear Labour were perfectly willing to do the same in 2010 and 2015.
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Post by Frogger Theft Auto on Jun 28, 2017 12:35:59 GMT
Roger the terrorist sympathiser that refuses to condemn the conservatives for getting in bed with the terrorists despite his views on terrorism during the campaign!! It would appear Labour were perfectly willing to do the same in 2010 and 2015. There's so much of this on this thread. User A: "Conservatives are cheeky shits." User B: "Yeah, but Labour were cheeky shits in 2010." Labour then and Conservatives now are both cheeky shits. I'd love it if everybody just agreed on that and moved on to what we're faced with right now. The government is an absolute shit-mess at the moment.
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Post by wagsastokie on Jun 28, 2017 12:36:19 GMT
Roger the terrorist sympathiser that refuses to condemn the conservatives for getting in bed with the terrorists despite his views on terrorism during the campaign!! It would appear Labour were perfectly willing to do the same in 2010 and 2015. Sush labour would never dream of doing behind closed doors dodgy deals just to gain power That is only ever done by tories The whole world knows that the Labour Party is run by people who only care of others and wouldn't do anything to benefit themselves
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Post by flashman on Jun 28, 2017 12:40:18 GMT
I think Theresa May will hang on to power for some considerable length of time purely because if there was another power struggle from within or another general election called there is a good chance that labour might even do even better ...perhaps even win given the amount of promises that have made to the British public .
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Post by essexstokey on Jun 28, 2017 12:42:51 GMT
Roger the terrorist sympathiser that refuses to condemn the conservatives for getting in bed with the terrorists despite his views on terrorism during the campaign!! It would appear Labour were perfectly willing to do the same in 2010 and 2015. But the main difference is they didn't they didn't give 1.5 billion pounds to the DUP (less than Labours election pledges) they didn't put the northern Island peace process in jeopardy and they didn't buy the election by giving a bung. But the Tories did while getting in bed with a terrorist supporting, old testament party that is low on personal rights.
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Post by rat on Jun 28, 2017 12:44:53 GMT
I think Theresa May will hang on to power for some considerable length of time purely because if there was another power struggle from within or another general election called there is a good chance that labour might even do even better ... perhaps even win given the amount of promises that have made to the British public . Yes, and we certainly don't want our government helping us do we? Five more years of austerity then!
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Post by Northy on Jun 28, 2017 12:48:36 GMT
It would appear Labour were perfectly willing to do the same in 2010 and 2015. There's so much of this on this thread. User A: "Conservatives are cheeky shits." User B: "Yeah, but Labour were cheeky shits in 2010." Labour then and Conservatives now are both cheeky shits. I'd love it if everybody just agreed on that and moved on to what we're faced with right now. The government is an absolute shit-mess at the moment. yes, but the governement were in an absolute shit-mess in 2010
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Post by thingscouldbemarvellous on Jun 28, 2017 19:04:14 GMT
It would appear Labour were perfectly willing to do the same in 2010 and 2015. But the main difference is they didn't they didn't give 1.5 billion pounds to the DUP (less than Labours election pledges) they didn't put the northern Island peace process in jeopardy and they didn't buy the election by giving a bung. But the Tories did while getting in bed with a terrorist supporting, old testament party that is low on personal rights. if Labour had done a deal in 2010 or 2015 (which they were fully prepared to do if power were to swing towards them in a hung parliament) would you be denouncing them the same as you now denounce the Tories, would you be lambasting them for colluding with 'terrorist sympathisers'?
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Post by rat on Jun 28, 2017 19:07:23 GMT
But the main difference is they didn't they didn't give 1.5 billion pounds to the DUP (less than Labours election pledges) they didn't put the northern Island peace process in jeopardy and they didn't buy the election by giving a bung. But the Tories did while getting in bed with a terrorist supporting, old testament party that is low on personal rights. if Labour had done a deal in 2010 or 2015 (which they were fully prepared to do if power were to swing towards them in a hung parliament) would you be denouncing them the same as you now denounce the Tories, would you be lambasting them for colluding with 'terrorist sympathisers'? There's no way a Labour government would have jeopardised The Good Friday Agreement. Not a prayer. So it's a big fat NO.
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Post by sheikhmomo on Jun 28, 2017 19:13:08 GMT
The only Theresa May interview you need to read
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Post by thingscouldbemarvellous on Jun 28, 2017 19:13:23 GMT
if Labour had done a deal in 2010 or 2015 (which they were fully prepared to do if power were to swing towards them in a hung parliament) would you be denouncing them the same as you now denounce the Tories, would you be lambasting them for colluding with 'terrorist sympathisers'? There's no way a Labour government would have jeopardised The Good Friday Agreement. Not a prayer. So it's a big fat NO. A 'no' to what?
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Post by rat on Jun 28, 2017 19:14:50 GMT
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Post by drjeffsdiscobarge on Jun 28, 2017 19:23:31 GMT
One for the wank bank for all fans of right wing nutters and failures Enjoy perverts! Bravo Momo and bravo Paddy Power! :-)
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Post by sheikhmomo on Jun 28, 2017 19:40:45 GMT
So a recap on the coalition of chaos's first real day in the office.
And then the creationist terrorists ensure that Austerity remians official Government Policy
Following the defeat of Labour’s amendment, the party’s leader Jeremy Corbyn has said:
Tonight, the Conservatives had an opportunity to put their money where their mouth is, by ending cuts to our police and fire service and lifting the public sector pay cap.
“Although government ministers said they had learned the lessons of the general election and were listening to voters, it is clear that nothing has changed.
They had the perfect opportunity to walk the walk, but instead they marched through the lobby to show Tory austerity is business as usual.
While the money is there when the Conservatives need it to keep themselves in office, the rest of the country now face more devastating cuts to our emergency and other vital services.
The Conservatives clearly plan to keep working for a privileged few. Only Labour is ready to form a government that will work for the many."
The Lib Dems have now released a statement on the defeat of the amendment. The party’s leader, Tim Farron, said:
This evening, the DUP have stood alongside their Tory paymasters cheering at the fact that they have withheld more pay for our police, our firefighters, our nurses and our teachers. Shame on them.
After Theresa May’s disastrous missteps this shows nature of the government we have been left with.
This U-turn on a U-turn will stick in the throat of million of hard working public servants, many of whom recently ran towards danger, be it Manchester, Grenfell or London Bridge. These people go above and beyond and yet the government snubs them.
By fuck the electorate are going to punish these clinging bastards when this all falls apart.
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Post by 4372 on Jun 28, 2017 20:13:37 GMT
It isn't fair to blame Tory MPs for behaving like Tory MPs though. Not three weeks ago everybody had a chance to throw them out, and they chose not to, in their wisdom. You can only hope that the voters of Stoke South are pleased with the first vote by their new MP, and I am sure that some people are.
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Post by rogerjonesisgod on Jun 28, 2017 20:19:38 GMT
So we didn't even need the DUP with only 309 to beat The rest is just white noise. What you need to remember is that austerity isn't a punishment from "The Tories" it's a necessary budgeting correction after Labour spunked all the money away.
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