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Post by broadwayroundabout on May 13, 2008 11:39:51 GMT
there is no gaurantee that the joke will be funny, but it will not affect your statutary rights if you do not find it funny or understand it
The Hippie and the Nun.
A hippie gets on a bus and spies a pretty young nun. He sits down next to her, and asks her:
"Can we have sex?"
"No," she replies, "I'm married to God."
She stands up, and gets off at the next stop.
The bus driver, who overheard, turns to the hippie and says:
"I can tell you how to get to have sex with her."
"Yeah?" says the hippie.
"Yeah!" says the bus driver.
"She goes to the cemetery every Tuesday night at midnight to pray, so all you have to do is dress up in a robe with a hood, put some of that luminous powder stuff in your beard, and pop up in the cemetery claiming to be God."
The hippie decides to give it a go, and arrives in the cemetery dressed as suggested on the next Tuesday night.
"I am God," he declares to the nun, keeping the hood low about his face.
"Have sex with me."
The nun agrees without question, but begs him to restrict himself to anal sex, as she is desperate not to lose her virginity.
'God' agrees, and promptly has his wicked way with her.
As he finishes, he jumps up and throws back his hood with a flourish.
"Ha-ha," he cries. "I'm the hippie!"
" Ha-ha," cries the nun. "I'm the bus driver!"
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Post by Deleted on May 13, 2008 11:42:01 GMT
I don’t think there is a single nun in the world who is also a bus driver.
That joke doesn’t work.
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Post by broadwayroundabout on May 13, 2008 11:46:58 GMT
its the bus driver in disguse PWD, the nun has never taken her PSV licence so she could'nt be the driver even if she wanted to be ...
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Post by Deleted on May 13, 2008 11:51:22 GMT
You should make that clear in the joke then because you will easily confuse people.
So, where was the baker during all this?
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Post by broadwayroundabout on May 13, 2008 12:02:43 GMT
i think it might be best to put a disclaimer on there stating that there is no gaurantee that the joke will be funny, but it will not affect your statutary rights if you do not find it funny or understand it, that way even if you do not have a soh you can still enjoy it with no risk :-)
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Post by ben88 on May 13, 2008 13:18:35 GMT
so is the bus driver a women then ???
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Post by broadwayroundabout on May 13, 2008 13:47:12 GMT
ah well, thats the twist, its one of those is she/ did she thingys, but personally i think its a cross dressing driver but did'nt want to spoil it for everyone else....
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Post by Zippy Moon Dust on May 13, 2008 13:52:48 GMT
I've posted this before but in case it was missed.
How do get a nun pregnant?
Dress her up as a choir boy.
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Post by ben88 on May 13, 2008 13:52:59 GMT
so the driver is a nun?
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Post by broadwayroundabout on May 13, 2008 13:54:02 GMT
no, well not to start with..but i think he hatches a plan, so he does dress as a nun, so he is a nun but not a woman nun...
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Post by Menorca Stokie on May 13, 2008 16:44:39 GMT
Does the driver / nun not work Tuesdays?
Does she have a bad habbit?
Could it have been a brother?
Did it happen in the dead center of town?
Could it have just been a grave error?
Did they get married?
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